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When a product boasts MADE WITH REAL CHEESE, I find that it does not have the reassuring effect that the manufacturer is going for. It’s like having your pilot come on mid-flight to say “I HAVE flown a plane before, you know“
September 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
When a product boasts MADE WITH REAL CHEESE, I find that it does not have the reassuring effect that the manufacturer is going for. It’s like having your pilot come on mid-flight to say “I HAVE flown a plane before, you know“
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They’ve been holding these charity events for 40 years and yet they still haven’t found a cure for wrestlemania. I’m starting to think the whole thing is a scam
April 7, 2024 at 11:41 PM
They’ve been holding these charity events for 40 years and yet they still haven’t found a cure for wrestlemania. I’m starting to think the whole thing is a scam
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But I like being old. I don't have to talk to my parents, no one asks me to help move their stuff, I don't need to understand today's "edgy" TV sitcoms.
#Futurama
#Futurama
April 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
But I like being old. I don't have to talk to my parents, no one asks me to help move their stuff, I don't need to understand today's "edgy" TV sitcoms.
#Futurama
#Futurama
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Everybody’s saying it…
March 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Everybody’s saying it…
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Oh, no room for Bender, huh?
Fine! I'll go build my own lunar lander, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack.
Ah, screw the whole thing.
#Futurama
Fine! I'll go build my own lunar lander, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack.
Ah, screw the whole thing.
#Futurama
March 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Oh, no room for Bender, huh?
Fine! I'll go build my own lunar lander, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack.
Ah, screw the whole thing.
#Futurama
Fine! I'll go build my own lunar lander, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack.
Ah, screw the whole thing.
#Futurama
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my wife is sending me updates from a mandatory team building meeting
March 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
my wife is sending me updates from a mandatory team building meeting
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People have commented before on how the prequels making Yoda a super fast ninja Jedi takes away from the idea of a small surprising creature possessing great wisdom and power despite his physical limitations and my solution would be if Yoda just had an uzi and was shooting everyone
March 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
People have commented before on how the prequels making Yoda a super fast ninja Jedi takes away from the idea of a small surprising creature possessing great wisdom and power despite his physical limitations and my solution would be if Yoda just had an uzi and was shooting everyone
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There’s something unusual about Al Yankovic. He’s odd in some way. Strange. There’s only one word to describe him: abnormal
March 7, 2025 at 12:02 PM
There’s something unusual about Al Yankovic. He’s odd in some way. Strange. There’s only one word to describe him: abnormal
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Fooled ya Flanders! Made ya think your family was dead!
March 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Fooled ya Flanders! Made ya think your family was dead!
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Took a page out of @zeurel.bsky.social 's book and remade one of my favorite Simpsons scenes!
#2Danimation
#2Danimation
March 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Took a page out of @zeurel.bsky.social 's book and remade one of my favorite Simpsons scenes!
#2Danimation
#2Danimation
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Bender, mon. It has come to my attention that this company has been paying you to do nothing but loaf about on the couch.
You call that a couch? I demand a pillow!
#Futurama
You call that a couch? I demand a pillow!
#Futurama
February 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Bender, mon. It has come to my attention that this company has been paying you to do nothing but loaf about on the couch.
You call that a couch? I demand a pillow!
#Futurama
You call that a couch? I demand a pillow!
#Futurama
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shame... celebrate all you want but this kind of vandalism is never acceptable
February 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
shame... celebrate all you want but this kind of vandalism is never acceptable
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Here you go, honey. That's about all the recycling I can handle today.
January 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Here you go, honey. That's about all the recycling I can handle today.
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December, 34 AD:
“I miss Jesus.”
“I’m gonna bring a tree into the house. He would’ve loved that shit.”
“I miss Jesus.”
“I’m gonna bring a tree into the house. He would’ve loved that shit.”
December 21, 2024 at 6:47 PM
December, 34 AD:
“I miss Jesus.”
“I’m gonna bring a tree into the house. He would’ve loved that shit.”
“I miss Jesus.”
“I’m gonna bring a tree into the house. He would’ve loved that shit.”
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whats up redtube, it's me Mr Bust -- the porn parody Mr Beast -- and i have to jack off these 1,000 guys
December 18, 2024 at 4:26 PM
whats up redtube, it's me Mr Bust -- the porn parody Mr Beast -- and i have to jack off these 1,000 guys
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i don't think mass shitting should be a crime
December 14, 2024 at 12:36 AM
i don't think mass shitting should be a crime
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American Dad Intro Speedrun Any%
December 3, 2024 at 1:13 AM
American Dad Intro Speedrun Any%
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Makin' it look easy 😮💨
November 28, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Makin' it look easy 😮💨
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How flavored water is made
November 24, 2024 at 1:40 PM
How flavored water is made
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