The Simpsons
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I don't know what you've got planned
for tonight, Homer, but count me out.
for tonight, Homer, but count me out.
August 28, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I don't know what you've got planned
for tonight, Homer, but count me out.
for tonight, Homer, but count me out.
They can't go wrong with cocktail weenies! They taste as good as they look, and they come with this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain't ketchup!
August 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
They can't go wrong with cocktail weenies! They taste as good as they look, and they come with this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain't ketchup!
There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well played game of chess.
August 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well played game of chess.
His jiggling is almost hypnotic.
August 19, 2025 at 1:05 PM
His jiggling is almost hypnotic.
Happy Lefthanders Day
August 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Happy Lefthanders Day
Kids, turn off the TV. I have some bad news about Lenny.
August 13, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Kids, turn off the TV. I have some bad news about Lenny.
Mr. Vice President! Someone finally bought a copy of your book, Sir!
August 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Mr. Vice President! Someone finally bought a copy of your book, Sir!
Do they have Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages?
August 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Do they have Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages?
I'm disrespectful to dirt! Can you see that I am serious?
August 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I'm disrespectful to dirt! Can you see that I am serious?
It must be the first of the month! New billboard day!
August 1, 2025 at 2:09 PM
It must be the first of the month! New billboard day!
R.I.P. Ozzy Osbourne.
July 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
R.I.P. Ozzy Osbourne.
So that's it, after 20 years? So long, good luck?
July 21, 2025 at 1:08 PM
So that's it, after 20 years? So long, good luck?
You're out there somewhere, Beer Barron, and I'll find you.
July 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
You're out there somewhere, Beer Barron, and I'll find you.
