The Simpsons
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There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well played game of chess.
August 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well played game of chess.
His jiggling is almost hypnotic.
August 19, 2025 at 1:05 PM
His jiggling is almost hypnotic.
Kids, turn off the TV. I have some bad news about Lenny.
August 13, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Kids, turn off the TV. I have some bad news about Lenny.
Mr. Vice President! Someone finally bought a copy of your book, Sir!
August 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Mr. Vice President! Someone finally bought a copy of your book, Sir!
Do they have Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages?
August 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Do they have Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages?
I'm disrespectful to dirt! Can you see that I am serious?
August 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I'm disrespectful to dirt! Can you see that I am serious?
It must be the first of the month! New billboard day!
August 1, 2025 at 2:09 PM
It must be the first of the month! New billboard day!
So that's it, after 20 years? So long, good luck?
July 21, 2025 at 1:08 PM
So that's it, after 20 years? So long, good luck?
You're out there somewhere, Beer Barron, and I'll find you.
July 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
You're out there somewhere, Beer Barron, and I'll find you.