Mayhem Skully
@mayhemskully.bsky.social
She/Her. My blood type is DDT. Would commit a very impressive string of felonies for MAO. #FujitaShock is the way. O-MENZ Accomplice 💙❤️🖤🧡💜 Okame-san💜
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
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Be advised that with only three viewing experiences, we have the sum total of what the American entertainment industry has to say about Thanksgiving.
1. Planes, Trains & Automobiles in full.
2. The camp play carnage in Addams Family Values
3. The clip below.
After that, it's all just football.
1. Planes, Trains & Automobiles in full.
2. The camp play carnage in Addams Family Values
3. The clip below.
After that, it's all just football.
47 years ago today, dozens of turkeys met their unfortunate demise in a Cincinnati parking lot.
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Be advised that with only three viewing experiences, we have the sum total of what the American entertainment industry has to say about Thanksgiving.
1. Planes, Trains & Automobiles in full.
2. The camp play carnage in Addams Family Values
3. The clip below.
After that, it's all just football.
1. Planes, Trains & Automobiles in full.
2. The camp play carnage in Addams Family Values
3. The clip below.
After that, it's all just football.
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toni storm draft kings ad is WRONG. she should be shooting craps in a casino with one of those long cigarette holders in her hand. she should hold the dice to mina with a 'kiss for luck, darling' and mina kisses them and then she rolls and they WIN LIKE THAT. NONE OF THIS ONLINE SHIT
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
toni storm draft kings ad is WRONG. she should be shooting craps in a casino with one of those long cigarette holders in her hand. she should hold the dice to mina with a 'kiss for luck, darling' and mina kisses them and then she rolls and they WIN LIKE THAT. NONE OF THIS ONLINE SHIT
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When you fail a saving throw vs charisma
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
When you fail a saving throw vs charisma
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Hmm…There’s a time travel Vatican heist movie somewhere in here…🤔
November 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Hmm…There’s a time travel Vatican heist movie somewhere in here…🤔
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
I love this!
November 9, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I love this!
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I’d like to haunt old town Tallinn but, like, respectfully and in a manner that would enhance their tourism industry. You know, a face in the window of the old battlements, a quick shiver as the Finns pack up their cases of affordable beer, did that medieval dance of death painting just… move?
just saw this on reddit and the idea FASCINATES me so tell me…where would you haunt? 👀
November 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I’d like to haunt old town Tallinn but, like, respectfully and in a manner that would enhance their tourism industry. You know, a face in the window of the old battlements, a quick shiver as the Finns pack up their cases of affordable beer, did that medieval dance of death painting just… move?
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Sexiest Man Alive?
We want Sexiest Man Dead!
Reply with images of late, lamented, beautiful men.
I will kick things off with perennial top choices Paul Newman and Toshiro Mifune
We want Sexiest Man Dead!
Reply with images of late, lamented, beautiful men.
I will kick things off with perennial top choices Paul Newman and Toshiro Mifune
November 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Sexiest Man Alive?
We want Sexiest Man Dead!
Reply with images of late, lamented, beautiful men.
I will kick things off with perennial top choices Paul Newman and Toshiro Mifune
We want Sexiest Man Dead!
Reply with images of late, lamented, beautiful men.
I will kick things off with perennial top choices Paul Newman and Toshiro Mifune
👇👇👇
I wrote a little more about this:
November 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
👇👇👇
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Remember, gang, if you’re yelling insults at ICE, stick to things that will be deeply humiliating if they’re read aloud in court. Consider “Your parents only love you out of obligation, not because they like you,” “l bet you jerk off to the Teletubbies” and of course, the Yo Mama joke.
It's not just here but in some charged threat cases where DOJ is treating, "you're a Nazi" or "you're a fascist" as a threat rather than a reasonable observation.
From Bovino's deposition: (1) he calls protestors "violent" if they articulate views hostile to ICE, even if no violence is manifested; (2) he instructs his forces to attack and arrest protestors who express "hyperbolic comments," which is to say, criticism of ICE and Bovino.
November 4, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Remember, gang, if you’re yelling insults at ICE, stick to things that will be deeply humiliating if they’re read aloud in court. Consider “Your parents only love you out of obligation, not because they like you,” “l bet you jerk off to the Teletubbies” and of course, the Yo Mama joke.
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I hope Mamdani's victory speech is simply "AND STAY MAD, BITCH"
*cue Not Like Us by Kendrick Lamar*
*cue Not Like Us by Kendrick Lamar*
November 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I hope Mamdani's victory speech is simply "AND STAY MAD, BITCH"
*cue Not Like Us by Kendrick Lamar*
*cue Not Like Us by Kendrick Lamar*
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Beautifully said by @realgdt.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Beautifully said by @realgdt.bsky.social
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Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein releases a haunting final trailer that gives us life with its beauty.
Haunting FRANKENSTEIN Final Trailer Is So Good It Give Us LIFE
nerdist.com
October 31, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein releases a haunting final trailer that gives us life with its beauty.
I just left the only place in the greater-Houston area that I could get tickets to "Frankenstein" before Halloween.
The magnum opus & life's work of my favorite director & greatest artistic inspiration.
I need to sit with this for a while. It's utterly devastating, in the best possible way.
The magnum opus & life's work of my favorite director & greatest artistic inspiration.
I need to sit with this for a while. It's utterly devastating, in the best possible way.
October 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I just left the only place in the greater-Houston area that I could get tickets to "Frankenstein" before Halloween.
The magnum opus & life's work of my favorite director & greatest artistic inspiration.
I need to sit with this for a while. It's utterly devastating, in the best possible way.
The magnum opus & life's work of my favorite director & greatest artistic inspiration.
I need to sit with this for a while. It's utterly devastating, in the best possible way.
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Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe
Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe
ATLANTA—Saying the novelty decoration would add the perfect touch to Halloween yard displays, the Home Depot announced Friday it had begun selling a new 12-foot-tall Willem Dafoe in stores nationwide....
theonion.com
October 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe
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If anyone is, or knows someone who is, proficient in Maya animation software, then contact me.
I have a screenshot of a problem that a student is having, and no one in the class, the other schools, or the internet has proven helpful so far. I'm new to it, and not much help.
I have a screenshot of a problem that a student is having, and no one in the class, the other schools, or the internet has proven helpful so far. I'm new to it, and not much help.
October 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
If anyone is, or knows someone who is, proficient in Maya animation software, then contact me.
I have a screenshot of a problem that a student is having, and no one in the class, the other schools, or the internet has proven helpful so far. I'm new to it, and not much help.
I have a screenshot of a problem that a student is having, and no one in the class, the other schools, or the internet has proven helpful so far. I'm new to it, and not much help.
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The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
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October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
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houston: as you may know, there's an important election going on *right now* to fill a seat in congress. this is a big deal. if you live in district 18, the governor has deliberately denied you representation in congress since march. now is your chance to vote. here's some info🧵
October 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
houston: as you may know, there's an important election going on *right now* to fill a seat in congress. this is a big deal. if you live in district 18, the governor has deliberately denied you representation in congress since march. now is your chance to vote. here's some info🧵
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Wearing an over mask which combines the design of her own with that of El Desperado and Dragon Kid, Starlight Kid walks to the ring in celebration of her 10th anniversary as a wrestler, yesterday in Tokyo. #SLK10th #stardom #wrestlesky
October 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
October 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
Fact. 😎
Aries: A stranger is just a friend you haven't trapped in the catacombs yet.
October 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Fact. 😎
