@mattylukewarm.bsky.social
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♫ Oh there’s no place like home for the holidays,
Former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro's family says he's underwent double hernia surgery at a hospital in the country's capital.
Brazilian ex-President Jair Bolsonaro undergoes double hernia surgery
Former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro's family says he's underwent double hernia surgery at a hospital in the country's capital.
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December 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
♫ Oh there’s no place like home for the holidays,
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Christmas Tree Lot Guy So Ready For Annual 46-Week Vacation https://theonion.com/christmas-tree-lot-guy-so-ready-for-annual-46-week-vaca-1849919748/
December 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Christmas Tree Lot Guy So Ready For Annual 46-Week Vacation https://theonion.com/christmas-tree-lot-guy-so-ready-for-annual-46-week-vaca-1849919748/
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bobby petrino and jordon hudson have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time
December 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
bobby petrino and jordon hudson have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time
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🎶 it’s that tiiiime of yeeear
December 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
🎶 it’s that tiiiime of yeeear
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Until the end of my days I will harbor a burning rage toward anyone who entertained the slightest inkling of defunding American aid programs
Hundreds of underage girls married off and hundreds more children kidnapped as U.S. foreign aid cuts contribute to surge in violations against persecuted Rohingya children.
Trafficked, exploited, married off: Rohingya children’s lives crushed by foreign aid cuts
Severe foreign aid cuts imposed this year by U.S. President Donald Trump, along with funding reductions from other countries, shuttered thousands of schools and youth training centers in camps for Rohingya in Bangladesh and crippled child protection programs.
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December 17, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Until the end of my days I will harbor a burning rage toward anyone who entertained the slightest inkling of defunding American aid programs
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My secret investigation is going so well that everyone’s talking about it
Harvard officials are reportedly secretly investigating two students for their roles in drawing scrutiny to the relationship between Jeffrey Epstein and ex-president Larry Summers
Harvard Secretly Investigates Students Over Larry Summers Video on Epstein
www.nytimes.com
December 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
My secret investigation is going so well that everyone’s talking about it
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Probably the best clue that someone will not remain a person of interest is if Kash Patel was in any way involved with their being named a person of interest.
December 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Probably the best clue that someone will not remain a person of interest is if Kash Patel was in any way involved with their being named a person of interest.
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ICE shipped my kids to CECOT and I’m going to die because I followed the CDC recommendation to treat my pneumonia with ivermectin. But at least now there won’t be any black mermaids in the next Disney movie.
December 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
ICE shipped my kids to CECOT and I’m going to die because I followed the CDC recommendation to treat my pneumonia with ivermectin. But at least now there won’t be any black mermaids in the next Disney movie.
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Significant and somewhat unexpected Congressional pushback here to respond to Trump's gutting of union rights
BREAKING: Democrats and Republicans in Congress just voted to pass the Protect America’s Workforce Act to restore federal workers’ union rights – the first time the House has voted to overturn a Trump executive order in this term. https://bit.ly/4oNyBQc
December 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Significant and somewhat unexpected Congressional pushback here to respond to Trump's gutting of union rights
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Reader, that’s not what this president is focusing on
Leavitt: "We know that when gas gets cheaper, everything else gets cheaper too, and that's what this president is focusing on"
December 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Reader, that’s not what this president is focusing on
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Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
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I think this goes back to @janecoaston.bsky.social's point that these folks all want America to be what it was when they were 10 and life was great because it's often great when you're 10.
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I think this goes back to @janecoaston.bsky.social's point that these folks all want America to be what it was when they were 10 and life was great because it's often great when you're 10.
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just opened my Landlord Wrapped?!? why did they need to send this
December 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
just opened my Landlord Wrapped?!? why did they need to send this
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If everything is a top priority, then everything gets done quickly. That's basic management
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
If everything is a top priority, then everything gets done quickly. That's basic management
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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i would pay $500 to have someone go in and physically extract the "dollop of daisy" song from my head
November 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
i would pay $500 to have someone go in and physically extract the "dollop of daisy" song from my head
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“the AI teddy bear turned evil and depraved immediately” I mean yeah dude have you seen movies
November 20, 2025 at 4:37 AM
“the AI teddy bear turned evil and depraved immediately” I mean yeah dude have you seen movies
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[first day as attorney general] that’s an oopsie on my end your honor lol
November 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
[first day as attorney general] that’s an oopsie on my end your honor lol
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‘We’re Off To See The World!’ Shout Saluting Trump Boys Setting Sail On D.C. Reflecting Pool https://theonion.com/were-off-to-see-the-world-shout-saluting-trump-boys-setting-sail-on-d-c-reflecting-pool/
November 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
‘We’re Off To See The World!’ Shout Saluting Trump Boys Setting Sail On D.C. Reflecting Pool https://theonion.com/were-off-to-see-the-world-shout-saluting-trump-boys-setting-sail-on-d-c-reflecting-pool/
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Imagine escaping the literal Nazis, making it to America, living three quarters of a century there making your life, and then this:
79-year-old Paul Bojerski was born to Polish parents in a WWII German refugee camp. His family legally emigrated to the U.S. when he was 5.
He’s been taken by ICE in Florida.
www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/11/16/s...
He’s been taken by ICE in Florida.
www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/11/16/s...
Sanford grandfather, born in refugee camp, nabbed by ICE after 70 years in U.S.
Paul Bojerski never gained official residency, but he checked in regularly with ICE for years. Then in July, at age 79, he was detained and sent to Alligator Alcatraz.
www.orlandosentinel.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Imagine escaping the literal Nazis, making it to America, living three quarters of a century there making your life, and then this:
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The ACC rules so hard, every conference should be built around mutually assured destruction and self-sabotage
November 15, 2025 at 3:46 PM
The ACC rules so hard, every conference should be built around mutually assured destruction and self-sabotage
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incredible week for people who like to post a screenshot of a paragraph and say “i mean, wow”
November 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
incredible week for people who like to post a screenshot of a paragraph and say “i mean, wow”
November 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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"Scared of Charlotte" is a whole new level of "scared of cities" that I'd never even considered possible
Rep. Pat Harrigan: "I have asked Josh Stein, our governor, to consider working with President Trump to allow the National Guard to come into Charlotte ... use the National Guard as a force multiplier and they can a lot of load off the Charlotte PD."
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
"Scared of Charlotte" is a whole new level of "scared of cities" that I'd never even considered possible