mattuk1972.bsky.social
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You meet the users where they are to stop them doing the stupidest shit imaginable.
You have no idea how much this paid off. The number of infected media players people downloaded in the age before Windows Media Player had more than three codecs is unimaginable
Who knows if I saved the firm
You have no idea how much this paid off. The number of infected media players people downloaded in the age before Windows Media Player had more than three codecs is unimaginable
Who knows if I saved the firm
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
You meet the users where they are to stop them doing the stupidest shit imaginable.
You have no idea how much this paid off. The number of infected media players people downloaded in the age before Windows Media Player had more than three codecs is unimaginable
Who knows if I saved the firm
You have no idea how much this paid off. The number of infected media players people downloaded in the age before Windows Media Player had more than three codecs is unimaginable
Who knows if I saved the firm
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had two pieces of pizza and a pint of beer for lunch which means I’m about to engage in the sort of afternoon nap once enshrined in epic poetry
November 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
had two pieces of pizza and a pint of beer for lunch which means I’m about to engage in the sort of afternoon nap once enshrined in epic poetry
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
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Deaf owner uses sign language to tell dogs they're going to the park 😃
November 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Deaf owner uses sign language to tell dogs they're going to the park 😃
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Ok. Who did this? 🤭😅🤣
November 7, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Ok. Who did this? 🤭😅🤣
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Fortune 500 companies waking up to the election results
November 5, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Fortune 500 companies waking up to the election results
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I told my wife that kids online were daring each other “kind of like a Bloody Mary thing” to listen to this cursed song that a dead child molester recorded in the eighties and I asked her if she wanted to hear it and she wasn’t sure but she said yes
And she was so mad at me when it was “Thriller”
And she was so mad at me when it was “Thriller”
November 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I told my wife that kids online were daring each other “kind of like a Bloody Mary thing” to listen to this cursed song that a dead child molester recorded in the eighties and I asked her if she wanted to hear it and she wasn’t sure but she said yes
And she was so mad at me when it was “Thriller”
And she was so mad at me when it was “Thriller”
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Also, her name was and always is Virginia Giuffre. And she has caused more positive revolution and change than anyone in recent years.
Let her always be remembered and celebrated. You should still be here.
Let her always be remembered and celebrated. You should still be here.
October 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Also, her name was and always is Virginia Giuffre. And she has caused more positive revolution and change than anyone in recent years.
Let her always be remembered and celebrated. You should still be here.
Let her always be remembered and celebrated. You should still be here.
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I forgot the phrase, “I respectfully disagree,” so I said, “You’re wrong, dumbass.”
October 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I forgot the phrase, “I respectfully disagree,” so I said, “You’re wrong, dumbass.”
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“You’re so funny”
Thanks I would have been lobotomized in the 1950s.
Thanks I would have been lobotomized in the 1950s.
October 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
“You’re so funny”
Thanks I would have been lobotomized in the 1950s.
Thanks I would have been lobotomized in the 1950s.
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Vinted is a great way to make some extra money if you need £3.50 in two weeks time.
October 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Vinted is a great way to make some extra money if you need £3.50 in two weeks time.
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That’s the best impression of the air being let out of a balloon that I’ve ever heard
🤣😂🤣
🤣😂🤣
October 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
That’s the best impression of the air being let out of a balloon that I’ve ever heard
🤣😂🤣
🤣😂🤣
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LOW BUDGET THE MATRIX SLAPS @cineblah.bsky.social @jacklikesfilms.bsky.social
www.instagram.com/reel/DNSxrfZ...
www.instagram.com/reel/DNSxrfZ...
October 23, 2025 at 9:54 AM
LOW BUDGET THE MATRIX SLAPS @cineblah.bsky.social @jacklikesfilms.bsky.social
www.instagram.com/reel/DNSxrfZ...
www.instagram.com/reel/DNSxrfZ...
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October 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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....for those of you who get their news off reddit from "Honest Doctor 9-11"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k20R...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k20R...
SLIME CITY // TRIGGER THE DADS
YouTube video by SLIME CITY
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October 21, 2025 at 10:30 AM
....for those of you who get their news off reddit from "Honest Doctor 9-11"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k20R...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k20R...
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Heavens to Betsy
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
October 17, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Heavens to Betsy
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
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Even in this place, I feel the sheer scale of foreign aid being demolished isn't fully appreciated. As it stands, it is perhaps *the* most catastrophic change to preventable deaths in our lifetimes, and the salience - even in presumably friendly spaces - is basically zero
apnews.com/article/myan...
apnews.com/article/myan...
Starving children screaming for food as US aid cuts unleash devastation and death across Myanmar
U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio has repeatedly said “no one has died" because of his government’s decision to gut its foreign aid program.
apnews.com
October 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Even in this place, I feel the sheer scale of foreign aid being demolished isn't fully appreciated. As it stands, it is perhaps *the* most catastrophic change to preventable deaths in our lifetimes, and the salience - even in presumably friendly spaces - is basically zero
apnews.com/article/myan...
apnews.com/article/myan...
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"If you want access to it, you better get comfortable making lowest-common-denominator bullshit in front of a camera.
And, of course, it’s a lot easier to feel good about doing that if you’re an idiot."
www.garbageday.email/p/the-great-... @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social
And, of course, it’s a lot easier to feel good about doing that if you’re an idiot."
www.garbageday.email/p/the-great-... @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social
The Great Dumbening
Read to the end for it’s Tronin’ time
www.garbageday.email
October 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
"If you want access to it, you better get comfortable making lowest-common-denominator bullshit in front of a camera.
And, of course, it’s a lot easier to feel good about doing that if you’re an idiot."
www.garbageday.email/p/the-great-... @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social
And, of course, it’s a lot easier to feel good about doing that if you’re an idiot."
www.garbageday.email/p/the-great-... @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social
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When I was your age, searching for a phrase in quotes returned results for that exact phrase
October 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
When I was your age, searching for a phrase in quotes returned results for that exact phrase
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sherman, for the love of god!
October 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
sherman, for the love of god!
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Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/
October 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/
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Don't play hide and seek with Kenny. He goes WAY to hard.
October 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Don't play hide and seek with Kenny. He goes WAY to hard.