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Compiled a buncha Smiling Friends doodles that I originally shared over the last few months in my sketchbook series, plus some new sketches from this month too! 😃
Check THIS out though!!!!! *does a mediocre cartwheel*
Check THIS out though!!!!! *does a mediocre cartwheel*
October 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Compiled a buncha Smiling Friends doodles that I originally shared over the last few months in my sketchbook series, plus some new sketches from this month too! 😃
Check THIS out though!!!!! *does a mediocre cartwheel*
Check THIS out though!!!!! *does a mediocre cartwheel*
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Older works of horror also deal with trauma, depression, racism, and other forms of bigotry. You aren't smarter than they are cause you couldn't parse their themes, you're dumber cause you couldn't properly dramatize yours
December 9, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Older works of horror also deal with trauma, depression, racism, and other forms of bigotry. You aren't smarter than they are cause you couldn't parse their themes, you're dumber cause you couldn't properly dramatize yours
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The imperial 'progressive' mindset is just "Things should be different and better except I should not have to change or lose a thing. It should just magically happen at no cost, with no sacrifice or any price."
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 AM
The imperial 'progressive' mindset is just "Things should be different and better except I should not have to change or lose a thing. It should just magically happen at no cost, with no sacrifice or any price."
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First men tried to tell us breast milk was gross and dirty and that we should be feeding formula only. Now more men are telling us to breast feed. Why don’t you all fuck off and let us make our own damn decisions. JFC.
December 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
First men tried to tell us breast milk was gross and dirty and that we should be feeding formula only. Now more men are telling us to breast feed. Why don’t you all fuck off and let us make our own damn decisions. JFC.
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Ya know what’s worse than formula? Stressing out a new mom about feeding. If she is too stressed when she’s breastfeeding then it’s better to formula feed. Is baby growing and healthy? Then cool! Same happened to my friend. She couldn’t keep up so I told her to stop and do formula.
December 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Ya know what’s worse than formula? Stressing out a new mom about feeding. If she is too stressed when she’s breastfeeding then it’s better to formula feed. Is baby growing and healthy? Then cool! Same happened to my friend. She couldn’t keep up so I told her to stop and do formula.
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As someone who was biologically unable to produce enough breast milk for my son, he can fuck right off the nearest pier.
It's not breast is best. Being fed is best.
Goddamn this motherfucking fetid chancre on a sweaty troll's nutsack.
It's not breast is best. Being fed is best.
Goddamn this motherfucking fetid chancre on a sweaty troll's nutsack.
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
As someone who was biologically unable to produce enough breast milk for my son, he can fuck right off the nearest pier.
It's not breast is best. Being fed is best.
Goddamn this motherfucking fetid chancre on a sweaty troll's nutsack.
It's not breast is best. Being fed is best.
Goddamn this motherfucking fetid chancre on a sweaty troll's nutsack.
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I fostered an infant. She needed formula and as a foster baby, got WIC. The Social Services Office, more than 20 years ago, was plastered with signs, "breast is best," so RFK isn't saying anything new. But there's always going to be a need for formula and trying to guilt women is the wrong message.
December 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I fostered an infant. She needed formula and as a foster baby, got WIC. The Social Services Office, more than 20 years ago, was plastered with signs, "breast is best," so RFK isn't saying anything new. But there's always going to be a need for formula and trying to guilt women is the wrong message.
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What he's saying: "we haven't been able to make a formula that is SUPERIOR in nutrition"
What he's not saying: we HAVE made formula that is pretty much the SAME, and doesn't include the time/sleep costs required by the breastfeeding parent.
What he's not saying: we HAVE made formula that is pretty much the SAME, and doesn't include the time/sleep costs required by the breastfeeding parent.
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 9, 2025 at 8:42 AM
What he's saying: "we haven't been able to make a formula that is SUPERIOR in nutrition"
What he's not saying: we HAVE made formula that is pretty much the SAME, and doesn't include the time/sleep costs required by the breastfeeding parent.
What he's not saying: we HAVE made formula that is pretty much the SAME, and doesn't include the time/sleep costs required by the breastfeeding parent.
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Every facet of generative AI has made my professional life worse, without question, but THIS specific aspect has been driving me NUTS.
Clients, who have made me toil for weeks over indescribably small details, are now approving & producing in-house commercial artwork that looks like a fever dream.
Clients, who have made me toil for weeks over indescribably small details, are now approving & producing in-house commercial artwork that looks like a fever dream.
I feel the clients now using GenAI to do stuff and going "good enough" when they used to nitpick at every last detail is due to them finding out all those nit picky changes take time and work they cant be bothered to put in.
December 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Every facet of generative AI has made my professional life worse, without question, but THIS specific aspect has been driving me NUTS.
Clients, who have made me toil for weeks over indescribably small details, are now approving & producing in-house commercial artwork that looks like a fever dream.
Clients, who have made me toil for weeks over indescribably small details, are now approving & producing in-house commercial artwork that looks like a fever dream.
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According to Britain there's no evidence that a death squad composed of British loyalists, British Army and British police had anything to do with Britain.
A major report dealing with some of the most controversial aspects of the Troubles has found no evidence of collusion on the part of the British state in the 1974 Dublin-Monaghan bombings.
No evidence of collusion in Dublin-Monaghan bombings
A major report dealing with some of the most controversial aspects of the Troubles has found no evidence of collusion on the part of the British state in the 1974 Dublin-Monaghan bombings.
www.rte.ie
December 9, 2025 at 11:54 AM
According to Britain there's no evidence that a death squad composed of British loyalists, British Army and British police had anything to do with Britain.
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“You’re just jealous because (insert name of problematic individual) is popular”
Buddy I’ve been more popular than I ever dreamed and it left me with massive trauma, right now I am exclusively jealous of people who get to sit with their thoughts and be undisturbed.
Buddy I’ve been more popular than I ever dreamed and it left me with massive trauma, right now I am exclusively jealous of people who get to sit with their thoughts and be undisturbed.
December 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
“You’re just jealous because (insert name of problematic individual) is popular”
Buddy I’ve been more popular than I ever dreamed and it left me with massive trauma, right now I am exclusively jealous of people who get to sit with their thoughts and be undisturbed.
Buddy I’ve been more popular than I ever dreamed and it left me with massive trauma, right now I am exclusively jealous of people who get to sit with their thoughts and be undisturbed.
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Censoring children on the internet has never kept them safe and never will
(not that online grooming isn't a thing-trust me I know-but the overwhelming majority of it is done by someone the child and their family knows either another member or a friend)
(not that online grooming isn't a thing-trust me I know-but the overwhelming majority of it is done by someone the child and their family knows either another member or a friend)
This hasn't gotten much traction, but late last week, Media Minister Patrick O'Donovan announced plans for
A) A social media ban for under-16s.
B) To achieve this, introducing mandatory digital ID requirements for all Irish users of social media platforms.
#speirgorm
#Ireland
#internetpolicy
A) A social media ban for under-16s.
B) To achieve this, introducing mandatory digital ID requirements for all Irish users of social media platforms.
#speirgorm
#Ireland
#internetpolicy
December 9, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Censoring children on the internet has never kept them safe and never will
(not that online grooming isn't a thing-trust me I know-but the overwhelming majority of it is done by someone the child and their family knows either another member or a friend)
(not that online grooming isn't a thing-trust me I know-but the overwhelming majority of it is done by someone the child and their family knows either another member or a friend)
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New review going out on Planet Nude tomorrow. The subject may be pretty familiar in the world of nude photography.
December 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
New review going out on Planet Nude tomorrow. The subject may be pretty familiar in the world of nude photography.
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Happy Tuesday!
![Them: that 12 ft skeleton you got from home depot is useless for Christmas
Me:
[Picture of an enormous skeleton in a house posed to look like it's decorating an Xmas tree w a garland of lights]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tcvpjkdcsdotgvcgdf6epyoe/bafkreiejdlxkoviggeuulyqroch2essihqzr25eiy27rzqfmgfrjrrahmu@jpeg)
December 9, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Happy Tuesday!
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Comfort character meme thing
December 15, 2023 at 8:31 PM
Comfort character meme thing
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It’s amazing how Injustice already had a Zod design thanks to the DLC, but once he showed up in the comic they went with… this design
December 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
It’s amazing how Injustice already had a Zod design thanks to the DLC, but once he showed up in the comic they went with… this design
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The right to abuse children is central to Christian white nationalism + patriarchy.
Sesame Street + Mr. Rodgers + universal childcare + healthcare are revolutionary for a reason.
Sesame Street + Mr. Rodgers + universal childcare + healthcare are revolutionary for a reason.
December 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The right to abuse children is central to Christian white nationalism + patriarchy.
Sesame Street + Mr. Rodgers + universal childcare + healthcare are revolutionary for a reason.
Sesame Street + Mr. Rodgers + universal childcare + healthcare are revolutionary for a reason.
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We actually should not have empathy for people who subjugate children to their own torturous personal beliefs. These children suffered just as much pain and permanent disability as if they had been severely physically abused. This is not an innocent mistake. A functioning society cannot allow this.
December 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
We actually should not have empathy for people who subjugate children to their own torturous personal beliefs. These children suffered just as much pain and permanent disability as if they had been severely physically abused. This is not an innocent mistake. A functioning society cannot allow this.
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This whole so-called “parents rights” movement the right has taken up and the left is supposed to kowtow to for votes is so obviously anti-child it really bothers me to see it presented as anything other than justification for abusive “parenting” and disregard for actual science on child development
December 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
This whole so-called “parents rights” movement the right has taken up and the left is supposed to kowtow to for votes is so obviously anti-child it really bothers me to see it presented as anything other than justification for abusive “parenting” and disregard for actual science on child development
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Not sure about this new Fahrenheit 451 remake. Rather than burning books, they've banned sick burns. It's a disstopia.
December 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Not sure about this new Fahrenheit 451 remake. Rather than burning books, they've banned sick burns. It's a disstopia.
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Nick, Judy, Nibbles, Mayor Winddancer, Pawbert, Jesus, Dr. Fuzzby and Gary from Zootopia 2 but in Rocko's Modern Life style!
#modelsheet #movie
#modelsheet #movie
December 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Nick, Judy, Nibbles, Mayor Winddancer, Pawbert, Jesus, Dr. Fuzzby and Gary from Zootopia 2 but in Rocko's Modern Life style!
#modelsheet #movie
#modelsheet #movie
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Benjamin Clawhauser, Gazelle, Chief Bogo, Flash Slothmore, Mr. Big, Fru Fru and Judith from Zootopia 2 but in Rocko's Modern Life style!
#modelsheet #movie
#modelsheet #movie
December 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Benjamin Clawhauser, Gazelle, Chief Bogo, Flash Slothmore, Mr. Big, Fru Fru and Judith from Zootopia 2 but in Rocko's Modern Life style!
#modelsheet #movie
#modelsheet #movie
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Once I stayed up all night drawing actual illustrations for a spot that ran nationally on short notice and I would like to tell the people who “hardly slept” because they were “writing prompts” that they are soft pathetic babies who can go to baby hell.
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
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The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
December 9, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Once I stayed up all night drawing actual illustrations for a spot that ran nationally on short notice and I would like to tell the people who “hardly slept” because they were “writing prompts” that they are soft pathetic babies who can go to baby hell.
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Let's be honest, the only reasons why Paramount is trying to take over Warner Bros is so that Trump can have control over CNN and so the Ellisons can have even more media control and money than they already have.
Netflix really is the lesser of two evils.
Netflix really is the lesser of two evils.
December 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Let's be honest, the only reasons why Paramount is trying to take over Warner Bros is so that Trump can have control over CNN and so the Ellisons can have even more media control and money than they already have.
Netflix really is the lesser of two evils.
Netflix really is the lesser of two evils.