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Wherever possible not driving and having a small footprint. Runner.
UK
Born at 331ppm CO2
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subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz350bs
November 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
My old iPad has finally fallen foul of the slow attrition of apps disappearing because they don't support stoneage iOS.

Has anyone got any good ideas on how to repurpose it?
November 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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The government needs to step in and bail out my Cat O' Ninety Nine Tails company. It's too big to flail.
November 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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A (horrible) alternate reality, inspired by yesterday.
#Cloudflare #Teletext #TeletextArt #Art
November 19, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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Stand by.
November 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Peckish robin, however, gives no fucks about the rain
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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xkcd nails car bloat

xkcd: Car Size xkcd.com/3167/
Car Size
xkcd.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Go on, go out and look
November 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Well the target to remain below 1.5C above 1850 levels wasn’t created out of thin air.

The idea was to avoid finding out which tipping points exist and which thresholds we might breach.

By colossal failure we are about to find out.
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Who's read Web by John Wyndham then?
November 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Okay, so this year's John Lewis Christmas ad featured beautiful audio description for blind and partially sighted people.

And we fully believe this masterpiece of an edit from @bagpuss.org deserves the same treatment.

Enjoy?
November 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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I’ve spent today painting an icon of a mouse while listening to the rain drumming down on the studio roof. Tomorrow it’s whiskers and a plant between its paws.
November 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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NEWS! 'Patriot' bursts blood vessel in eye after learning train hero has foreign-sounding name
‘Patriot’ bursts blood vessel in eye after learning train hero has foreign-sounding name
A brave patriot has this morning burst a blood vessel in his eye after learning that the heroic train worker who almost gave his life to save passengers during the Huntingdon knife attack is called…
buff.ly
November 4, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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This. A thousand times this.
November 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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It's the Fesshole/Vagina Museum crossover event you've all been waiting for. Tons of you tagged us into this across all of our socials, asking for a fact-check. The consensus of the reply guys is that it Didn't Happen. However, this is in fact very possible. Here's why...
October 28, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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Tuesday
October 28, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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We will fight them on the quiches
October 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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causes a life changing event for someone on a bike because driver decided "to jump the red light was “spurred by the pressure of a busy junction”"

no jail time

"banned from driving for 12 months"

it's not good enough, where are the lifetime driving bans?

#RoadJustice

road.cc/content/news...
Taxi driver who left cyclist paralysed after jumping red light avoids jail
The motorist was handed a 19-week prison sentence, suspended for 12 months, after the court heard that he “did not intend to cause harm” and was “spurred by the pressure of a busy junction”
road.cc
October 28, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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I’m waiting for my Chinese to arrive and then I’ll be done for the night so I will leave you with a chuckle #SaturdaySmile
October 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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That’s no ballroom…
October 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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👇👇👇👇👇👇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
coldwarsteve.bigcartel.com/product/patr...
October 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Quite an unfortunate place to drift off into an ellipsis.
October 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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I've gotten more pressure to use AI than I ever did drugs and alcohol.
October 23, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy, Battles In Vain
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy, Kissed the girls and made them cry.
Tinker, Tailer, Soldier, Spy, Beheaded, Survived
October 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
What would the point be of insuring national treasures anyway? Cash isn't going to help replace them, and even if it could isn't a government financially big enough to stand its own risk?
October 21, 2025 at 1:27 PM