🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸
@lilsausagefactory.bsky.social
Socialist, Atheist, Parent, Neuro Divergent, Gin Monster, Knitter, Crocheter, Vegetarian, Plant Lover, Cat Person, Captive of the Nope Fairies™
📍 Northampton UK.
📍 Northampton UK.
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Might as well remind people - if all you do is repost other people's stuff I won't follow back. Be original, share your own ramblings. 😊
I'm debating making loose covers for my Parker Knoll wing back chairs. Am I completely off my chops and would I be better off buying ready made velvety ones?
November 23, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I'm debating making loose covers for my Parker Knoll wing back chairs. Am I completely off my chops and would I be better off buying ready made velvety ones?
Days like today are made for pea & lentil soup. ❄️
November 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Days like today are made for pea & lentil soup. ❄️
Whoever made the Morrisons wine advert needs to be fired forthwith. Or at least get French lessons. 🤬
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Whoever made the Morrisons wine advert needs to be fired forthwith. Or at least get French lessons. 🤬
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Come baby, come baby, baby come come
You gotta give me 'pinions, you gotta give me sum
You gotta give me 'pinions, you gotta give me sum
Anyway. Trying out a new thing next week in North London. I really want you to come. Roughly speaking you'll be submitting opinions, via form, and we'll get them all up on a screen and DEBATE THEM together. Live, interactive, and yes anon if you like (via phones) or non-anon, using your face.
Opinion War (with Rob Manuel of Anon Opin & Fesshole & B3ta.com)
Buy tickets for Opinion War (with Rob Manuel of Anon Opin & Fesshole & B3ta.com) at Aces and Eights Saloon Bar London. Tickets and information for Opinion War (with Rob Manuel of Anon Opin & Fesshole ...
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November 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Come baby, come baby, baby come come
You gotta give me 'pinions, you gotta give me sum
You gotta give me 'pinions, you gotta give me sum
I have just inhaled two bowls of garlic butter pasta with a lil bit of cheese. Sometimes the simplest meals really are the best. ☺️
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I have just inhaled two bowls of garlic butter pasta with a lil bit of cheese. Sometimes the simplest meals really are the best. ☺️
What the heck? Someone I used to love - probably platonically - has just popped up again. Except I'm not sure it was platonic. Whelp.
November 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
What the heck? Someone I used to love - probably platonically - has just popped up again. Except I'm not sure it was platonic. Whelp.
I can't stop farting and it smells like there's a dead badger up my arse. 🤢
November 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I can't stop farting and it smells like there's a dead badger up my arse. 🤢
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The “Sunday Scaries” hit differently when you’re self-employed!
I currently have capacity for a couple of additional clients.
If you need support with your admin - business, sole trader, creative or family drop me a line at theproficientpa@gmail.com and let’s talk
I currently have capacity for a couple of additional clients.
If you need support with your admin - business, sole trader, creative or family drop me a line at theproficientpa@gmail.com and let’s talk
November 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The “Sunday Scaries” hit differently when you’re self-employed!
I currently have capacity for a couple of additional clients.
If you need support with your admin - business, sole trader, creative or family drop me a line at theproficientpa@gmail.com and let’s talk
I currently have capacity for a couple of additional clients.
If you need support with your admin - business, sole trader, creative or family drop me a line at theproficientpa@gmail.com and let’s talk
Should have said - this is at @oldeenglandpub.bsky.social
I treated myself to a bowl of roast potatoes and gravy, with a couple of vegan yorkies. Perfect when you're hungry, but not hungry hungry. 🍽️
November 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Should have said - this is at @oldeenglandpub.bsky.social
I treated myself to a bowl of roast potatoes and gravy, with a couple of vegan yorkies. Perfect when you're hungry, but not hungry hungry. 🍽️
November 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I treated myself to a bowl of roast potatoes and gravy, with a couple of vegan yorkies. Perfect when you're hungry, but not hungry hungry. 🍽️
Madame Arcati for the halloween party at the @oldeenglandpub.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Madame Arcati for the halloween party at the @oldeenglandpub.bsky.social
When you dream about cheese topped rolls and remember the bakery up the road sells them. Banging. The rest of the dream can fuck right off though.
October 31, 2025 at 11:46 AM
When you dream about cheese topped rolls and remember the bakery up the road sells them. Banging. The rest of the dream can fuck right off though.
I'm in bed already, so no book club for me tonight. Might even take a knockout pill. 😴
October 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I'm in bed already, so no book club for me tonight. Might even take a knockout pill. 😴
Fuck sakes - clock changes don't half mess with medication times. 😑
October 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Fuck sakes - clock changes don't half mess with medication times. 😑
I just hit level 71 in Pokémon Go. This pleases me. 😁
October 27, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I just hit level 71 in Pokémon Go. This pleases me. 😁
I'm so fkn tired but I woke up at stupid o'clock and didn't really get back to sleep. Might try and doze a bit now...
October 27, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I'm so fkn tired but I woke up at stupid o'clock and didn't really get back to sleep. Might try and doze a bit now...
Weddings are exhausting. I'm ready for toast & bed..
October 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Weddings are exhausting. I'm ready for toast & bed..
The legend that is the Japanese Ambassador to the UK enjoying a bowl of Scouse in Liverpool
October 25, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I think I'm ready for the wedding, and I'm enjoying a quiet moment with Mogatha on my lap before heading out. 🧡
October 25, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I think I'm ready for the wedding, and I'm enjoying a quiet moment with Mogatha on my lap before heading out. 🧡
Last night I dreamt that I got pulled into a pond and nearly drowned by a massive mutant koi carp. 😱
October 25, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Last night I dreamt that I got pulled into a pond and nearly drowned by a massive mutant koi carp. 😱
Dresses all finished. Just the wedding to go!
October 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Dresses all finished. Just the wedding to go!
Right. I'm back in the studio - time to finish these dresses before the wedding tomorrow. Kettle on first though! 🪡🧵☕
October 24, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Right. I'm back in the studio - time to finish these dresses before the wedding tomorrow. Kettle on first though! 🪡🧵☕
I just fired up the studio air fryer so Heather and I could have cheesy chips for lunch. Banging.
October 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I just fired up the studio air fryer so Heather and I could have cheesy chips for lunch. Banging.
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy, Kissed the girls and made them cry.
Tinker, Tailer, Soldier, Spy, Beheaded, Survived
October 23, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy, Kissed the girls and made them cry.
Still waiting for the glass washer installation at the pub to be finished, so I've nabbed a cheese and onion roll from the fridge. I do make a damn good chunion roll.
October 23, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Still waiting for the glass washer installation at the pub to be finished, so I've nabbed a cheese and onion roll from the fridge. I do make a damn good chunion roll.