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Comics retailing legend Greg Ketter standing up to ICE in Minneapolis. Yes, that's tear gas. He's 70 years old.
January 25, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Comics retailing legend Greg Ketter standing up to ICE in Minneapolis. Yes, that's tear gas. He's 70 years old.
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Yeah... totally guilty.
January 17, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Yeah... totally guilty.
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This is why you can't afford RAM anymore
January 14, 2026 at 10:19 PM
This is why you can't afford RAM anymore
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
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American Comics: There is simply no way to sell an original series
Manga: We are on Vol 19 of "My Neighbor Said Hi"
Manga: We are on Vol 19 of "My Neighbor Said Hi"
November 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
American Comics: There is simply no way to sell an original series
Manga: We are on Vol 19 of "My Neighbor Said Hi"
Manga: We are on Vol 19 of "My Neighbor Said Hi"
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oh man
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
oh man
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a matador's goal is to avoid physical contact
Katie Miller joked about her husband being a “sexual matador” in an interview with Jesse Watters.
Stephen Miller's Wife Drops Cringe-Inducing Sexual Brag
Katie Miller joked about her husband being a “sexual matador” in an interview with Jesse Watters.
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September 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a matador's goal is to avoid physical contact
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What's a poster you had up in your room growing up?
June 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
What's a poster you had up in your room growing up?
This is like Scrooge Mcduck vs Flintheart Glomgold. And they are both drakes.
June 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
This is like Scrooge Mcduck vs Flintheart Glomgold. And they are both drakes.
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“Grok, help me land this plane!”
“Okay, but first, let me tell you about white genocide.”
-American air traffic control, six months from now
“Okay, but first, let me tell you about white genocide.”
-American air traffic control, six months from now
May 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
“Grok, help me land this plane!”
“Okay, but first, let me tell you about white genocide.”
-American air traffic control, six months from now
“Okay, but first, let me tell you about white genocide.”
-American air traffic control, six months from now
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"What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?!"
May 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
"What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?!"
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The last fellas who came from Chicago, were given a rigorous education in Catholicism and then claimed to be on a mission from God? They destroyed a suburban shopping mall, wrecked about 300 police cars and ended up in Joliet penitentiary.
Just saying.
Just saying.
May 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The last fellas who came from Chicago, were given a rigorous education in Catholicism and then claimed to be on a mission from God? They destroyed a suburban shopping mall, wrecked about 300 police cars and ended up in Joliet penitentiary.
Just saying.
Just saying.
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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"If you need to see your children every week you may just not have what it takes to make it in the retractable ballpoint pen industry."
www.yahoo.com/finance/news...
www.yahoo.com/finance/news...
LinkedIn’s cofounder Reid Hoffman says seeking work-life balance is a red flag that you’re ‘not committed to winning’
Reid Hoffman, the visionary behind LinkedIn, is not a believer in work-life balance for serious startup entrepreneurs. With the exception of one nightly ritual, he even expected employees to constantl...
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April 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
"If you need to see your children every week you may just not have what it takes to make it in the retractable ballpoint pen industry."
www.yahoo.com/finance/news...
www.yahoo.com/finance/news...
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This is so fucking real and it goes hard. Read it.
hey I wrote a story about trying to remain functional as the country collapses, bad luxury SUVs, the contradictions of wealth, and quitting my job. if you wanna read it, it’s available here for free: www.patreon.com/posts/125140...
The Emperor’s Luxury SUV Isn’t Good, But He’d Still Kill Us All To Keep It | Victoria Scott
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March 28, 2025 at 8:30 AM
This is so fucking real and it goes hard. Read it.
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telling the doctor not to hit me with the knee reflex thing because i'm at 1 HP
March 12, 2025 at 6:58 AM
telling the doctor not to hit me with the knee reflex thing because i'm at 1 HP
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Midwestern public service announcement: in very cold weather a slice of cheap-ass bologna will freeze to a car and damage the finish in a way that can't be buffed out. Especially a car that's allegedly stainless steel that gets discolored by ordinary rain!
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all of central Brooklyn is playing a game of Egg The Cybertruck with this one guy who keeps street parking in the hood
February 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Midwestern public service announcement: in very cold weather a slice of cheap-ass bologna will freeze to a car and damage the finish in a way that can't be buffed out. Especially a car that's allegedly stainless steel that gets discolored by ordinary rain!
Source: (REDACTED)
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by the way these are literally the exact same dumbass motherfuckers, not like them, the literal exact same fucking guys, saying government is inefficient and you should cancel it to give them all the governments money so they can provide you services instead
February 21, 2025 at 4:57 AM
by the way these are literally the exact same dumbass motherfuckers, not like them, the literal exact same fucking guys, saying government is inefficient and you should cancel it to give them all the governments money so they can provide you services instead
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did flavor flav write this
![flavor flav has a penchant for speaking about himself in the third person [citation needed]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreibn3atjby3iizbg3uaua5cfjzpvfr7npgbslxtnd3u7wplihvoxey@jpeg)
February 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
did flavor flav write this
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‘We’re the Millers’ is a darkly ridiculous movie from 2013 about bad debts and double-dealing desperados. It’s a good film, but it’s not as funny as Australia’s policies on the exploitation our national resources by foreign companies. #election2025 #auspol #insiders
February 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
‘We’re the Millers’ is a darkly ridiculous movie from 2013 about bad debts and double-dealing desperados. It’s a good film, but it’s not as funny as Australia’s policies on the exploitation our national resources by foreign companies. #election2025 #auspol #insiders
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this haptic display absolutely rocks. basketball is for everyone.
February 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
this haptic display absolutely rocks. basketball is for everyone.
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it is for u to figure out
January 27, 2025 at 11:47 AM
it is for u to figure out