mark magark
@markedly.bsky.social
you know, from that one place
Told my girlfriend she has beautiful hair and she said "no, it looks like worms." What do I do now
November 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Told my girlfriend she has beautiful hair and she said "no, it looks like worms." What do I do now
And now it’s doing absolutely jack squat
ok why is lying in bed with my eyes closed making me sooo tired rn
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 AM
And now it’s doing absolutely jack squat
ok why is lying in bed with my eyes closed making me sooo tired rn
November 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
ok why is lying in bed with my eyes closed making me sooo tired rn
Just now noticing that I can click the "remember me" box on my coworker who calls me Carl
November 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Just now noticing that I can click the "remember me" box on my coworker who calls me Carl
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a new jersey-based christmas tree delivery service called Spruce Bringsteen
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
a new jersey-based christmas tree delivery service called Spruce Bringsteen
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Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
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A TikToker did a social experiment where she called churches to get help to buy formula to feed her baby.
Every church repeatedly declined to help.
TikTok now can’t stop talking about the experiment.
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Every church repeatedly declined to help.
TikTok now can’t stop talking about the experiment.
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November 9, 2025 at 3:55 AM
A TikToker did a social experiment where she called churches to get help to buy formula to feed her baby.
Every church repeatedly declined to help.
TikTok now can’t stop talking about the experiment.
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Every church repeatedly declined to help.
TikTok now can’t stop talking about the experiment.
/
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People say Barbie is an unrealistic role model, but what about Mr. Potato Head? I’ve never seen a guy who looks likes that
November 9, 2025 at 5:44 AM
People say Barbie is an unrealistic role model, but what about Mr. Potato Head? I’ve never seen a guy who looks likes that
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ME [to the demon possessing my body]: I feel like lately you're just going through the motions, that your heart just isn't in it.
THE DEMON POSSESSING MY BODY: *turns my head coldly away, looks quietly out the window*
THE DEMON POSSESSING MY BODY: *turns my head coldly away, looks quietly out the window*
November 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
ME [to the demon possessing my body]: I feel like lately you're just going through the motions, that your heart just isn't in it.
THE DEMON POSSESSING MY BODY: *turns my head coldly away, looks quietly out the window*
THE DEMON POSSESSING MY BODY: *turns my head coldly away, looks quietly out the window*
God I love when old pieces of shit stop existing ♥️
November 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM
God I love when old pieces of shit stop existing ♥️
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no, I said I wanted a tradewife. like a union electrician
July 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
no, I said I wanted a tradewife. like a union electrician
Ran out of things to say but probably gonna be alive for another 40-50 years, this sucks
October 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Ran out of things to say but probably gonna be alive for another 40-50 years, this sucks
"If you aren't mad, you ARE paying attention"
-my anger management teacher
-my anger management teacher
October 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
"If you aren't mad, you ARE paying attention"
-my anger management teacher
-my anger management teacher
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[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit
September 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit
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last night was so cool
September 27, 2025 at 11:47 AM
last night was so cool
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They should invent a food that you don’t have to freakin rinse off
May 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
They should invent a food that you don’t have to freakin rinse off
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We should be extremely clear about this: fascists like Charlie Kirk have spent the last decade inciting political violence. They created the current climate and the only way to change course and end the violence we’re witness is to comprehensively defeat fascism.
www.jphilll.com/p/charlie-ki...
www.jphilll.com/p/charlie-ki...
Charlie Kirk and fascists created this climate of political violence
The 47th school shooting of the year took place on September 10th, 2025.
www.jphilll.com
September 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
We should be extremely clear about this: fascists like Charlie Kirk have spent the last decade inciting political violence. They created the current climate and the only way to change course and end the violence we’re witness is to comprehensively defeat fascism.
www.jphilll.com/p/charlie-ki...
www.jphilll.com/p/charlie-ki...
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I’m not confident of much but I can tell you that no matter how it happens my last words won’t be blaming mass shootings on trans people
September 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I’m not confident of much but I can tell you that no matter how it happens my last words won’t be blaming mass shootings on trans people
Using the men’s room at a wnba game
September 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Using the men’s room at a wnba game
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(take on me voice) 🎶 fuuuuuuck thiiiiiiis shiiiiiit
June 13, 2024 at 5:06 PM
(take on me voice) 🎶 fuuuuuuck thiiiiiiis shiiiiiit
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Rudy Giuliani happened to be in the middle of one of his favorite pastimes - RESPECTING WOMEN - when he suddenly broke every single bone in his body. Please do not call and ask any questions because his business partner is taking care of him ❤️
August 31, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Rudy Giuliani happened to be in the middle of one of his favorite pastimes - RESPECTING WOMEN - when he suddenly broke every single bone in his body. Please do not call and ask any questions because his business partner is taking care of him ❤️
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I wish any of the children from the Secret Garden were my children, sneaking away at every opportunity to cultivate an immaculately landscaped oasis. My yard looks like shit and my kids are just sitting here.
August 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I wish any of the children from the Secret Garden were my children, sneaking away at every opportunity to cultivate an immaculately landscaped oasis. My yard looks like shit and my kids are just sitting here.
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she looks nothing like him
August 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
she looks nothing like him
I was at the urinal with my pants all the way down of course and I was pulling apart my butt cheeks so my farts would be quieter when all of the sudden a big poop flied out of my rear hole and landed in the sink behind me
August 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I was at the urinal with my pants all the way down of course and I was pulling apart my butt cheeks so my farts would be quieter when all of the sudden a big poop flied out of my rear hole and landed in the sink behind me
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The mental health benefits of not knowing any history right now must be massive. Moving through your day with total equanimity. What happens next? Who knows? Maybe something good
August 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The mental health benefits of not knowing any history right now must be massive. Moving through your day with total equanimity. What happens next? Who knows? Maybe something good