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Marco Jardim
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Fix your hearts or die.

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One of the clearest patterns of Bluesky's moderation policies, if you can even call them that, is that whatever is considered to be against the TOS is enforced exponentially harsher the more visible/popular an account is.

And this could mean, at least, one of two things, neither of which are good:
There's no hole deep in enough in hell for exploiting people's loss and pain, whether it's in this form or any other.
New insult to life itself just dropped
November 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Wood chipper, feet first.
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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trumps administration is the largest looting of the working class funneled up to the wealthy in history
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, [cough]LIBERALS[cough], but you can't arrest kings.

History has shown that you can, however, dismember them.
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Great job @safety.bsky.app @aaron.bsky.team . You're doing an awesome job listening to your community and keeping us safe from... [checks notes] sex-trafficking-pedophile apologists.
Bonus: Bah gawd, that’s Jess Singal’s music!

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November 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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a “Space Force”, if you will
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
This is the worst "Who's that Pokemolester?" ever.
Meanwhile, from that NPR story, look who's on the receiving end of Maxwell's hug here.
November 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
For all your creepy Asian doll post-apocalyptic lush environment mobile gaming needs.
November 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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The one thing I've learned from the 21st century is that it very rarely comes down to incompetence OR malice. It is almost always both.
November 13, 2025 at 9:54 AM
I wish I could have a job where I could just vote with my colleagues to give myself a free half a million.
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
One of the clearest patterns of Bluesky's moderation policies, if you can even call them that, is that whatever is considered to be against the TOS is enforced exponentially harsher the more visible/popular an account is.

And this could mean, at least, one of two things, neither of which are good:
November 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Bluesky started off as a bubble from all the toxicity of the world and was one of the most inclusive and diverse places on the internet where people felt safe and happy and shared nudes all night long.

Now it's just becoming another cesspool as we wait for the next bubble to escape to.
November 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Can someone let me borrow $1m so I can invest in all the tech companies not relying on AI for their products?

I promise to pay it back with interest very very soon.
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I know a lot of great games came out this year.

Dispatch was my favorite.
November 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
If you're wondering what Threads is like, people are unironically defending Trump's ballroom because Obama installed a couple of portable basketball hoops and glued court lines on an existing tennis court.

The depth of MAGA stupidity and shamelessness is endless.
November 12, 2025 at 10:18 AM
If I tried to make a joke about a Russian humanoid AI robot really really hard, it wouldn't be nearly as funny as this clip. There is no part of it, nothing in frame that isn't hilarious. The name, the wobble "walk", it falling on its face and breaking apart, the guy struggling to cover the stage...
Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.
November 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Wake up everyone, Apple released gadget socks again.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
The thing about Chinese Watches is while there are some very interesting value propositions to be had up until a certain budget, once you get over $200 you're competing with namesake brands and with hardly any warranty policy and no name to carry it, why pay that much over a more established brand?
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 9:16 AM
There's no alt text, which sucks, but I can't think of a much better metaphor for what's happening in America than Trump in a room full of cameras looking upset and disinterested that he's not the center of attention for a few minutes as someone might be dying a couple of steps away from him.
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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succubus - female demon that seduces men

incubus - male demon that seduces women

vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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buying into AI
August 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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turning a big dial taht says "Sexism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
November 6, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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women, are they bitches?
the question nobody with a soul is asking, answered by people nobody wants to hear from
November 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Slightly concerned for single men content creators on Youtube making sensationalist videos about Dispatch and one character having a "crush" on the other because she fucked around with him a couple of times.

Malevola does not have a crush on Robert.

For the love of God, go touch grass.
November 6, 2025 at 11:40 AM