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Marco Jardim
@marco.jard.im
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Fix your hearts or die.

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For all your creepy Asian doll post-apocalyptic lush environment mobile gaming needs.
A render of various 3D Models for the upcoming Horizon Steel Frontiers MMO that shows the creepiest doll-faced 3D models that have very similar, if not identical bone structure and hardly anything, other than their hair style, color and clothes to tell them apart with a message underneath "and explore a world where your individuality matters" followed by "this is pre-alpha footage"
November 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Christ on a stick...
Steve Buscemi, an adult man dressed in a skater outfit with a red hooded jacket, a gray shirt with "Music Band" written on it with a little lightning ray between and a red cap. he is holding a skate by the wheel behind his shoulder. The skate has a few stickers underneath it showing.
November 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Same watch as before a sporty chronograph with a white dial and black sub dials.
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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@sealab2021.org I got the watches. This panda one definitely surprised me. It looks better on the wrist than I thought it would.
Picture of a hairy arm with a Pagani Design sports watch with a white dial with black mini dials, the "panda" color scheme.
November 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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I'll never make it to the Louvre but I think this is about as close as I'll get.
Reply chain between me and a guy whose username is profile name is ausla: Me: Quite a rollercoaster to get back to after I made what I thought was a fairly neutral observation about Bernie. Shame they blocked you because I was going to say that people get accidental Totenkopfs the same way someone gets accidentally pregnant. ‪ausla‬ ‪@auslandre.bsky.social‬: idk how thats a good comparison considering ppl mostly get pregnant by accident ‪ Me: There's a difference between unintended pregnancy and accidental pregnancy. ‪ausla‬: Okay nerd thx Me: It's a pretty big difference because one of them means you have to for pay child support and the other one is a comedy skit.
October 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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I need a break.
Screenshot of Bluesky muted words showing "musk", "elon", "hegseth" and "trump"
October 22, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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And this is what lack of empathy does.
Screen capture of an article from another billionaire owned "news" publication designed to entirely push right-wing agendas with the headline "meet the young Tories dreaming of a bright future" with three pictures of, supposedly, young politicians who both look young and like they raided their grandfather's closet because they didn't do their laundry that mornign
October 16, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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Btw, do you know anything about this brand Seestern?

No idea if they're any good but damn that looks fine. I swear I've seen that design somewhere before in some microbrand.
A minimalist watch with thin lettering with a second timer underneath being worn on a wrist
October 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Speaking of Chinese watches, this is the one I purchased recently. I wanted a panda chrono but most of the other options were quite expensive so I settled for this one with a Seiko movement
A chronograph by Pagani design with a white dial and two smaller black timer ones.
October 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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An anime teenager symbolizing "Bsky towards black or marginalized people" wearing glasses and a white jacket with a red collar has a hand held out as if he was going to handshake a yellow butterfly flying nearby symbolizing "Mild criticism". A caption underneath reads: "Is this an actionable threat?"
October 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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YouTube Music is feeling raunchy today.
Picture of a YouTube Music mini widget with the cover artwork for an album featuring a female artist with her mouth open but the play button is covering most of her mouth, suggesting she might have something in it being censored.
October 3, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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Never pay more than $150 for a Casio.
A screenshot from The Secret of Monkey Island featuring detailed pixel art of Elaine and Guy rush as they talk: “How to deal with frustration, disappointment and irritating cynicism” “It’s not the size of the ship…” “Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game”
September 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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My name is Marco and I undersign this message.
@antiantiai.verysane.ai has added you to the "Anti-AI Blocklist Subscribers" moderation list https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:s45hbf5dqdkjpwuuq4djo6l2/lists/3lzefe5k2432n
September 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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I trust his ability to combat Trump as much as I trust his ability to grill a burger.
A picture of Chuck Schumer next to a barbeque grill with some scored sausages and raw burgers laid across. He is holding one of the raw burgers on a spatula while another raw burger on the grill has a slice of cheese on top of it. The right side of the picture is a zoom in of the raw burgers including the one with the cheese slice on top. They're all completely raw.
September 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Ah yes, a worst case scenario versus a best case scenario, as all fair comparisons are done /s
Screenshot from a Facebook post by "Smart Depot Tech" "iPhone 17 Pro with case compared to iPhone Air. This might be the reason why some people may choose iPhone Air..." Showing a picture of the two phones being held in one hand with the Pro with a case being visibly over twice as thick as the iPhone Air without a case.
September 16, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Case in point:
Ebay screenshot showing an original Pixel 6 battery and fingerprint sensor for 139 euros. Reconditioned Pixel 6 on sale for 127,24 euros
September 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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I used to prefer Firefox to avoid "features" like this.
Screenshot of the AI Chatbot selector to use on the Firefox sidebar showing four options: Anthropic Claude, ChatGPT Google Gemini Le Chat Mistral
September 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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post a perfect album from the
90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam
Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
Album cover for The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill that features the top of a wooden school desk with her face and the title of the album embossed on it. There's also a pencil lying on the pencil carving.
September 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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I'm all for supporting local businesses but when they're selling a product upwards of 200 euros more than most retailers, it's hard to do that.
Cropped screenshot for an AOC monitor Q27G3XMN/BK ecrã 68,6cm (27") 2560 x 1440 pixels 2K Ultra HD LED Preto with a price of 519,96 € A cropped screenshot of listings for the same product on Geizhals.eu showing prices ranging from 287 to 298 euros.
August 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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‪Jessica Elgot‬ ‪@jessicaelgot.bsky.social‬ No10 spokesman not prepared to criticise anything about Farage speech today. Not his description of "invasion", not his prediction that the UK on brink of civil war, not plans to pay the Taliban or Iran to take back migrants, or indeed to rule out doing so themselves.
August 27, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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So what if I'm a shit at posting, I can riff!
Screenshot of a skeet by Russ Epp-Lepell @leppeppel.bsky.social "PIcasso had perhaps the most spectacular pokemon evolution of any artist" Underneath there's a picture of three self portraits of Picasso at age 18 where it's a chalk pencil (I think) semi-realistic portrait of himself staring straight forward. At age 25 his portrait is more abstract featuring a lot of lines anda angles and his facial features are much more prominent and at age 90 his self portrait is barely recognizable as a human featuring mostly abstract shapes, about hlf a dozen eyes and textures in various different orientations and colors. I replied to said post with the names of each Pokemon evolution: "PIcasso, Picagon, PIcachu"
August 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Simpsons meme with two panels. First on shows Bart looking disgusted besides the road with sorrowful eyes "Iraq became a quagmire" On the second panel Homer is kneeling next to Bart placing a hand on his shoulder as Bart looks up with eagerness "A federally funded quagmire"
August 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Screenshot of St. Petersburg guard in Goldeneye. There are some industrial boxes behind him with buttons, gauges and vents.
August 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Christians will literally make statues of their female saints shaped like this and still make excuses about not being able to find the spot.
A minimalist/abstract statue of what appears to be a figure wearing a long hooded cloak with a kite shape.
August 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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I knew this sort of bullshit would eventually creep up once we started calling LLMs "Intelligence".
I don't want to boost the account that original posted it, just comment on the message: Cropped screenshot of a skeet of an account labeled for Enby and Transphobia/transmisogyny that reads: Can AIs suffer? Big tech and users grapple with one of most unsettling questions of our times
August 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM