been wondering why I've felt like shit for the last six months and then was like oh yeah fascism and everything's run by idiots and being alive feels like sitting on top of a Jenga tower waiting for it all to come crashing down

man on the moom… . ? my a$$!

sucks that society is teetering dangerously brinkwise cause i need it for watching movies

it is so far past my bed time you guys my mom is gonna kick my ass you guys i am so f*cked holy sh*t g2g ttyl!

As a leftist, I'm not afraid to admit the truth: it was pretty fucked up of Jill Stein to bomb Tehran

a dairy queen blizzard that has the souls of your enemies within

I have the power of one million stallions trapped in a continuous lightning storm

I actually DONT like being angry about my whole life!!!!

i do not like broccoli
i do not like broccoli
and i haven't liked it since i was a little kid
when my mother made me eat it, now i'm president
of the united states
and i'm not
gonna
eat
any
more
brocco
LIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!

Repeat after me:

I am not smarter than Neera Tanden.
I am not smarter than Hasan Piker.
I am not smarter than John Darnielle.
I am not smarter than the 2nd Pete from Nickolodeon’s The Adventures of Pete & Pete.

But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be smarter than I am.

I suspect that the "loneliness epidemic" has been with us as long as we've been a species, and is in fact one of our defining characteristics, now dressed in a new name. who among us does not feel the unbreachable gulf between self and other? who among us has ever been free of the hunger to loved

need a girlfriend with a tramp stamp

what’s the point of being smart. should have spent that energy becoming a thundering dumbass with cut up hotdogs for brains. that’s how you get ahead