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Jaded 🏳️‍⚧️
@mara-jaded.bsky.social
Trans dyke, gay, tired, old enough to be your mommy.

If we’re mutuals, feel free to DM, if I follow you it’s also probably ok. If neither, ask first.

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Guess I should’ve done a proper intro post earlier, but now will do

Hi I’m Jade, this is meant to be a fairly anonymous account so no selfies or pet pics, which sucks because like all trans girls I’m fucking hot. Anyway things I am:
“Oh, there’s an update for We Know The Devil, I wonder what that’s about?”
November 20, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Star Trek is always so relatable. I’m human and I also don’t have any money…
November 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Holy shit that Blood & Guts match ruled #AEWDynamite
November 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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When Rosie Duffield is in on it I think we can safely say the anti-phone campaign in Brianna's name is actively at odds with tackling transphobia
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
T4T relationships be like
November 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
You’re telling me a bottom performed this surgery?
November 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
*1am fevered epiphany skeet* THE JAMIE HAYTER & QUEEN AMINATA TAG TEAM SHOULD BE CALLED “QUAYTER MASS”! (One for fans of weird old Brit sci-fi shows) #AEWDynamite
November 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Jfc. A nice trans dude at the queer gym I go to complimented my abs after our workout class this week and omfg I think my face invented a new shade of red.
November 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Iiiit’s Wednesday and we know what that means! #AEWDynamite
October 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Pro-wrestling is just another form of LARPing.
October 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
There are probably lots of girls who’d pay good money to have Kris Statlander smoosh them into a cake.

It’s me. I’m lots of girls.
#AEWDynamite
October 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I’m disappointed by how little puppet-in-cake skeets there are in my timeline. I don’t follow enough cool ppl obviously. #AEWDynamite
October 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
#Effy’sBigGayBrunch last night was awesome, had an absolute blast! Please enjoy this picture of @darksheik.bsky.social trying to kick #AdamBolt’s back in as much as I enjoyed watching it!
September 28, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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"Political violence" is a term that exists to suggest a moral distinction between "violence against politicians" and "violence by politicians" - so that one can be condemned while the other can be normalized. Obviously, no such distinction exists in reality: violence is violence.
September 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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“Replace the trans woman in Linehan’s tweet with a lesbian, a disabled, Black, Muslim or Jewish person, or ‘foreigner’ and perhaps it no longer seems such a laugh.”

Exactly this. Starmer wouldn’t be demanding that the police focus on the most serious issues" if it was anyone than a trans person.
September 7, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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When Mamdani won the NYC mayoral primary there was loads of talk of how "social media won this for him!" and they fail to understand it wasn't just the slick videos, it was the CONTENT of them. Zack Polanski also understands this.
Nigel Farage is the biggest charlatan in British political history.

And here's what his constitutents in Clacton really think:
September 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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once again tapping the sign
September 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
That doesn’t seem that consequential to me? Like if he was still banned from Twitter (but he’d still have one of his many sock puppets), he’d still hold those views, he’d still be posting them on substack (which h also is fine with nazism and violence) or whatever.
Something is being completely missed in the Graham Linehan / broader UK ‘free speech’ row – and it’s that much of this is a direct consequence of Elon Musk no longer doing anything like what’s required to moderate X in line with UK and European law. 🧵
September 3, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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This is the face of a cartoon cat who is being confronted by its human owner when it still has the live goldfish swimming around in its mouth
Worth it for the bit where Polanksi calls out Labours entitlement over people voting for them and Ed Balls pulls this face.
September 3, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Guys I’ve decided I’m going to learn how to be a pro wrestler. Serena Deeb and me are only like a week apart in age, so if she can do it, so can I. Hell Charlotte Flair is older than me
September 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
From what I’ve seen, it looks like Labour are having a bit of a meltdown over the Greens leadership result…?
September 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Aldrich recalled: “He asked how I was and I made sure not to answer honestly. I just said, ‘I’m alright, thank you, and you?’”
Autistic woman considers revoking diagnosis after single successful social interaction
An autistic woman is questioning the validity of her diagnosis after she successfully managed a single social interaction, sources have revealed. Megan Aldrich, 33, was challenged by a member of…
thedailytism.com
August 30, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Continuing to get id’d at the big Asda while buying non-alcoholic drinks and wondering wtf is going on
August 29, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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While defending the luddite argument in Discord, I stumbled into this IMO succinct explanation for opposing generative AI:

At every step in the process, it impoverishes us.
August 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Jay Chester, 45, has spent their entire life trying to do the right thing, but has discovered the hard way that this is basically impossible because capitalism.

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August 26, 2025 at 10:25 AM