maka
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Hoping far future historians of the American collapse will just mash the Canada tariffs and Kendrick v Drake up into one incident
February 3, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Hoping far future historians of the American collapse will just mash the Canada tariffs and Kendrick v Drake up into one incident
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The deck of the Titanic is starting to tilt and the band is warming up
January 31, 2025 at 11:10 PM
The deck of the Titanic is starting to tilt and the band is warming up
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ski instructor said the yeti turds I found are moose droppings. am I supposed to be comforted by the fact the yeti is riding a goddamn moose
January 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
ski instructor said the yeti turds I found are moose droppings. am I supposed to be comforted by the fact the yeti is riding a goddamn moose
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Is it just me, or do other people also exist
January 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Is it just me, or do other people also exist
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Sorry, I can’t talk now. I mean, I can, sure, but not to you, specifically
January 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Sorry, I can’t talk now. I mean, I can, sure, but not to you, specifically
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Capri Sun packages were designed to teach kids how to do emergency tracheotomies
January 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Capri Sun packages were designed to teach kids how to do emergency tracheotomies
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just finished an entire bottle of multivitamins; i can do anything i set my mind to
January 31, 2025 at 12:24 PM
just finished an entire bottle of multivitamins; i can do anything i set my mind to
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Thankful for doors today. So glad we don’t have to break and rebuild walls all the time
January 31, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Thankful for doors today. So glad we don’t have to break and rebuild walls all the time
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The first person to discover that sticking your hand inside a Muppet brings it to life must have been so scared.
January 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The first person to discover that sticking your hand inside a Muppet brings it to life must have been so scared.
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I get knocked down. End of song.
January 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I get knocked down. End of song.
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Women love me. Fish love me. I do my best to care for all creatures and even when I fail they see my efforts
January 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Women love me. Fish love me. I do my best to care for all creatures and even when I fail they see my efforts
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ive gotten word that there are two hideous eastern european men in a culvers parking lot trying to light a dead bird on fire . stay safe all
January 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
ive gotten word that there are two hideous eastern european men in a culvers parking lot trying to light a dead bird on fire . stay safe all
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I have a note from my doctor that says everyone has to be nice to me
January 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I have a note from my doctor that says everyone has to be nice to me
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being wide awake, as a bit
January 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM
being wide awake, as a bit
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If you haven’t started fucking with marmalade by age 35, it isn’t happening
January 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
If you haven’t started fucking with marmalade by age 35, it isn’t happening
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my employers are introducing random drug testing, fingers crossed i get to try some of the good ones
January 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
my employers are introducing random drug testing, fingers crossed i get to try some of the good ones
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wdym your music library doesn’t jump from missy elliott to florence + the machine when on shuffle
January 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
wdym your music library doesn’t jump from missy elliott to florence + the machine when on shuffle
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The only celebrity drama I follow is Elmo's beef with that rock
January 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The only celebrity drama I follow is Elmo's beef with that rock
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It’s perfectly normal to listen to the same song 2,049 times in a row
January 27, 2025 at 4:44 AM
It’s perfectly normal to listen to the same song 2,049 times in a row
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Astrology only applies to me when it’s flattering
January 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Astrology only applies to me when it’s flattering
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Me: what’s that black bird with the red on its wings called
Bird watcher: that’s a red winged blackbird
Me: holy shit
Bird watcher: that’s a red winged blackbird
Me: holy shit
February 18, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Me: what’s that black bird with the red on its wings called
Bird watcher: that’s a red winged blackbird
Me: holy shit
Bird watcher: that’s a red winged blackbird
Me: holy shit