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Rhône🏳️‍⚧️
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29 | she/her🏳️‍⚧️ | tokusatsu enjoyer |
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January 26, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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It’s a shame that GTA VI has been delayed but I’m excited by Rockstar’s promise that the extra time will allow them to give all the pedestrians in the game “a rich inner life” and “the capacity to actually experience pain”
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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me: ugh god you know how you make plans for friday night but then friday night gets there and you don't want to do it and it feels sooooooo good to cancel?

my liege lord Daimyō Nobunaga (unsheathing katana): even a dog understands loyalty. She whose word is not bond does not deserve to live
October 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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crescent ice cubes: you'll sacrifice aesthetics for convenience every time

singular huge ice cube: you'd spend too much money on whiskey if you could

pellet ice cubes: you are easily swayed by marketers & manipulators

standard ice cubes: you have not thought about ice cubes very much
October 17, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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HITEKK Green Laser Pointer | High Power Laser Pointer | Rechargeable Tactical Laser Pointer, $26.99 with same day delivery: 3300 ft range at night, permanently blinds target

Chain Lightning, 5th level wizard spell, components V, S, M: 150 ft range, target must fail dexterity saving throw
August 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Let's be clear: you knowingly work with a transphobic piece of shit, you are a transphobic piece of shit. With the wealth of information available, there is absolutely no room for any of these actors to feign ignorance and we should not let any of them forget their cupidity for as long as they live.
April 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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[youth pastor voice] you know who else fell and rose dramatically in the span of three business days?
April 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Let's say trans girls have an advantage at all team sports (they factually do not). Wouldn't it be way cooler to allow one trans girl per team. It'd be like having one Mega Evolution per battle in Pokémon. You'd have to pick which position they were in and when to deploy them. Extra strategy
April 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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sorry I only know how to be incredibly dramatic or too nonchalant
April 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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the right wing conspiracy theories for why the economy going down in flames isn't trump's fault are going to be off the chain. "antifa gangs poured all the coffee down the drain at the coffee factory" type shit
April 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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For Trans day of visibility you should be able to go up to Contrapoints and ask for a favour like in the Godfather
March 31, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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if you kick me into the strangely glowing vat and i turn into a Creature then first of all thank you actually that was my dream job and also second thing i'm gonna be Consuming u for trying to kill me sorry
March 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Samus at the start of every Metroid game
March 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
March 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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you got a problem with me, you got a problem with canada goose. and they're suggesting you let that one marinate.
March 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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GM Tip: Important hooks should come in threes. If there's a piece of information that would help the party immensely, give them three different ways to find it. EX:

1. A note locked in a desk
2. Rumors from the local cabbage merchant
3. A strange job posting at the tavern

It's all about backups!
March 27, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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posting a selfie

"Boymoding while Privateering today!"

the replies

"have ye never laid eyes upon a miss, lass?"
"wherest the boy, matey???"
"none of ye scallywags know what boymoding is anymore - tis lost knowledge to the sea..."
March 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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thats right boys. mondo cool.
March 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Many believe the term "troll" as in "a person who makes deliberately provocative posts online" is a reference to the fairytale creatures of the same name. In fact, it comes from the Dark Souls community and is a portmanteau of the phrase "try rolling," a message often used to mislead unwary players.
March 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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it is BUCK WILD that they are just texting this shit to each other
March 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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my “we are currently clean on OPSEC” shirt has people asking a lot of questions that are answered by my shirt
March 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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Feels odd to say he “only” has billions of dollars, but having more money than anyone else really is the only thing he’s got.

No charisma. No skills. No dignity. No real friends. Never had any good ideas and the accomplishments in his name are exactly that. He can’t even play games on his own.
March 26, 2025 at 11:14 AM