serendipity jones
@magnifika.bsky.social
the continuing story of a very decrepit spinster & one medium-sized human.
there is also a cat.
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🏳️🌈 she/they 📌erie, pennsylvania
profile: Jean Smart as Floyd Gerhardt
banner: the big dipper in the night sky behind the Allegheny Observatory
there is also a cat.
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🏳️🌈 she/they 📌erie, pennsylvania
profile: Jean Smart as Floyd Gerhardt
banner: the big dipper in the night sky behind the Allegheny Observatory
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Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
...never thought I'd find it but this? THIS IS MY ANTI-DRUG.
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
December 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
...never thought I'd find it but this? THIS IS MY ANTI-DRUG.
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i'm tired of being advertised to...LEAVE ME ALONE
a woman in a white shirt is standing in front of a mirror in a room .
ALT: a woman in a white shirt is standing in front of a mirror in a room .
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
i'm tired of being advertised to...LEAVE ME ALONE
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somehow i missed that STOP MOTION POKÉMON
LIKE HOLY FUCK LETS GO
LIKE HOLY FUCK LETS GO
November 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
somehow i missed that STOP MOTION POKÉMON
LIKE HOLY FUCK LETS GO
LIKE HOLY FUCK LETS GO
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The only thing I purchase on black Fridays is a piece of unidentifiable bone I barter with a neighborhood crow in exchange for a glittery guitar pick.
Usually this costs a guitar pick *and* a coin, which makes it quite a deal
Usually this costs a guitar pick *and* a coin, which makes it quite a deal
November 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
The only thing I purchase on black Fridays is a piece of unidentifiable bone I barter with a neighborhood crow in exchange for a glittery guitar pick.
Usually this costs a guitar pick *and* a coin, which makes it quite a deal
Usually this costs a guitar pick *and* a coin, which makes it quite a deal
made 3 more pies last night. this time, egg nog by request. already sent one to our little old neighbor next door bc we are getting on the road to Syracuse to beat the snow... lake effect gon' be IN EFFECT ❄️
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
made 3 more pies last night. this time, egg nog by request. already sent one to our little old neighbor next door bc we are getting on the road to Syracuse to beat the snow... lake effect gon' be IN EFFECT ❄️
best weekend with 2/3 of the dudes who, when their powers combine, function as arcade's dad. had turkey & dressing & pie & all kinds of sides. went to the lake & enjoyed another family Thanksgiving together but we sure did miss Bread Man this year
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
best weekend with 2/3 of the dudes who, when their powers combine, function as arcade's dad. had turkey & dressing & pie & all kinds of sides. went to the lake & enjoyed another family Thanksgiving together but we sure did miss Bread Man this year
the time of year when everybody I love is an investor & wants me to sell pie. what these same people don't understand is that...pie really only turns out right for folks I love. there is, as ever, love inside the pie. 🥧
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
the time of year when everybody I love is an investor & wants me to sell pie. what these same people don't understand is that...pie really only turns out right for folks I love. there is, as ever, love inside the pie. 🥧
this is so dumb... like the absolute *dumbest*...your friend here who wins things nearly never just won 100$ in the devil's lettuce from organic remedies in pgh w well, ALRIGHT
November 23, 2025 at 1:26 PM
this is so dumb... like the absolute *dumbest*...your friend here who wins things nearly never just won 100$ in the devil's lettuce from organic remedies in pgh w well, ALRIGHT
I stayed up until 2am but everything is pretty much done. here are 3 parsnip pies that we'll have warm with honey Greek yogurt & warm honey. I eschew sweet pumpkin things & everybody turns up their nose at this one--until they have a bite. 🥧
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I stayed up until 2am but everything is pretty much done. here are 3 parsnip pies that we'll have warm with honey Greek yogurt & warm honey. I eschew sweet pumpkin things & everybody turns up their nose at this one--until they have a bite. 🥧
the densest fog I've seen in this town & if I didn't have to brine a turkey, it seems like today would be just perfect for a full on Edna Pontiller
November 21, 2025 at 1:57 PM
the densest fog I've seen in this town & if I didn't have to brine a turkey, it seems like today would be just perfect for a full on Edna Pontiller
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You know that one part of the Disney movie where everything starts going wrong for the villian and they start screaming uncontrollably at the henchmen and the protagonists and basically everyone because it's all crumbling around them?
It's very that
It's very that
November 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
You know that one part of the Disney movie where everything starts going wrong for the villian and they start screaming uncontrollably at the henchmen and the protagonists and basically everyone because it's all crumbling around them?
It's very that
It's very that
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My other conclusion was that learning to mend clothing was probably the single most sustainable thing I could do, and that at least was wholly in my control.
November 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
My other conclusion was that learning to mend clothing was probably the single most sustainable thing I could do, and that at least was wholly in my control.
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You mean to tell me those dancing robot videos were copaganda.
A $100,000 Robot Dog Is Becoming Standard in Policing — and Raising Ethical Alarms
Spot, the four-legged robot from Boston Dynamics Inc., is perhaps best known for its viral dance routines to songs like “Uptown Funk.” But beyond its playful antics, Spot’s ability to climb stairs and...
www.bloomberg.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
You mean to tell me those dancing robot videos were copaganda.
I took 5 big buckets of glass to the food co-op's recycling collection center. 5 buckets of glass, sorted by color & glistening green, clear, & amber in the sunlight. a whole darned *summer* of glass bottles. basically, I created a DIY smash room & found it VERY CATHARTIC, 10/10. would recommend.
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I took 5 big buckets of glass to the food co-op's recycling collection center. 5 buckets of glass, sorted by color & glistening green, clear, & amber in the sunlight. a whole darned *summer* of glass bottles. basically, I created a DIY smash room & found it VERY CATHARTIC, 10/10. would recommend.
listened to a Boring History For Sleep about lighthouse-keeping that was really fascinating only...I fell asleep (good.) I want to listen to it now but I'm certain it would give my brain GO TO SLEEP signals at the wrong time (bad.) how will I ever find out if they fixed the leak in the signal room?
November 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
listened to a Boring History For Sleep about lighthouse-keeping that was really fascinating only...I fell asleep (good.) I want to listen to it now but I'm certain it would give my brain GO TO SLEEP signals at the wrong time (bad.) how will I ever find out if they fixed the leak in the signal room?
cloudflare! at the dispensary
a man wearing a black hat and a red jacket is looking down
Alt: a man wearing a black hat and a red jacket is grimacing.
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
cloudflare! at the dispensary
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Oh hey, I found the war on christmas
"Agencies within the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, including ICE, ERO, and CBP intend to implement a comprehensive plan to target Spanish-speaking churches across the country during the upcoming holiday season between Thanksgiving, Nov. 27, and Christmas, Dec. 25."
Exclusive: Trump DHS Plans Immigration Raids on Churches Over Holidays
The Trump Dept. of Homeland Security is briefing federal agencies on plans for immigration enforcement operations inside churches over holidays.
thisweekinworcester.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Oh hey, I found the war on christmas
the damned cat ate almost all of the leaves on Samuel Alito (the avocado pit plant) & a few nibbles on Clarence Thomas (the avocado pit plant.) John Roberts (the avocado pit plant) seems to be most safely situated but not without risk. anyway, hope those two are feeling that voodoo this morning.
November 18, 2025 at 12:44 PM
the damned cat ate almost all of the leaves on Samuel Alito (the avocado pit plant) & a few nibbles on Clarence Thomas (the avocado pit plant.) John Roberts (the avocado pit plant) seems to be most safely situated but not without risk. anyway, hope those two are feeling that voodoo this morning.
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first date idea: I eat a rotisserie chicken and you're in your home, eating your own rotisserie chicken
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
first date idea: I eat a rotisserie chicken and you're in your home, eating your own rotisserie chicken
i just cannot, for the life of me, think of one time Data ever tried to convince a kid to drink bleach
a man holding a glass with the words i hate this behind him
Alt: Data from Star Trek TNG in a bar holding an empty glass, saying I HATE THIS bc this bullshit posing as AI is bullshit
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
i just cannot, for the life of me, think of one time Data ever tried to convince a kid to drink bleach
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It’s fun how if you get a little critter in your house a dog might kill it because it wants to protect the people that it loves and defends the home against intruders and a cat might kill it because it likes murdering things
November 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
It’s fun how if you get a little critter in your house a dog might kill it because it wants to protect the people that it loves and defends the home against intruders and a cat might kill it because it likes murdering things
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Theirs is a rolling grift. It will move onto quantum and fusion and and and.
The problem is a lot of the tech they are playing with, in the hands of more socially responsible people, would probably eventually add value to humanity.
But we have hyper capitalism to thank for where we are.
The problem is a lot of the tech they are playing with, in the hands of more socially responsible people, would probably eventually add value to humanity.
But we have hyper capitalism to thank for where we are.
November 17, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Theirs is a rolling grift. It will move onto quantum and fusion and and and.
The problem is a lot of the tech they are playing with, in the hands of more socially responsible people, would probably eventually add value to humanity.
But we have hyper capitalism to thank for where we are.
The problem is a lot of the tech they are playing with, in the hands of more socially responsible people, would probably eventually add value to humanity.
But we have hyper capitalism to thank for where we are.
IT IS HAPPENING.
The way I just screamed “Peter Theil sold all his Nvidia stock” across this apartment
November 17, 2025 at 12:28 PM
IT IS HAPPENING.
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I grew up believing that adulthood was Choose Your Own Adventure but instead it's You Get What You Get and You Don't Throw a Fit.
November 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I grew up believing that adulthood was Choose Your Own Adventure but instead it's You Get What You Get and You Don't Throw a Fit.