maggiekarp
@maggiekarp.bsky.social
the internet's maggiekarp
(the crotchety fanart one not the streaming one)
(the crotchety fanart one not the streaming one)
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ASL interpreters who work in the arts (concerts, opera, theatre, etc) deserve to be valued as artists too. it takes so much skill to be this good at capturing the FEEL of music beyond just translating the meaning of the text and it’s an invaluable accessibility service
February 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
ASL interpreters who work in the arts (concerts, opera, theatre, etc) deserve to be valued as artists too. it takes so much skill to be this good at capturing the FEEL of music beyond just translating the meaning of the text and it’s an invaluable accessibility service
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The American people spoke, and they wanted Elon Musk to be able to share Americans’ personal information from government databases to whatever 19 year old gamers he’s trying to impress on Discord
February 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The American people spoke, and they wanted Elon Musk to be able to share Americans’ personal information from government databases to whatever 19 year old gamers he’s trying to impress on Discord
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do not put your crimes in writing, even on Signal
February 4, 2025 at 12:21 AM
do not put your crimes in writing, even on Signal
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french pinup artists were on a different level
February 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
french pinup artists were on a different level
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If you're in line to bully a Cybertruck owner STAY IN LINE
An update on this saga. Apparently the owner of this Cybertruck here in my town is losing his fucking mind according to his coworkers because people keep making fun of him. Every day, he is laughed at and/or flipped off, and he is not taking it well.
Spotted in the missed connections section of the local Little Village magazine.
January 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
If you're in line to bully a Cybertruck owner STAY IN LINE
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David Lynch should have adapted Frank Herbert’s Dune. I bet it would have been great.
January 27, 2025 at 5:50 AM
David Lynch should have adapted Frank Herbert’s Dune. I bet it would have been great.
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hey boss I can’t make it in today I’m Scared
February 6, 2024 at 12:22 AM
hey boss I can’t make it in today I’m Scared
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Oh my! BwueSky is open now, uwu, I shouwd cwean up my space for guests! Wewcome new-skeetews, make youwsewves comfowtabwe and enjoy youw stay :3 Thewe awe so many intewesting things to see on our wondewfuw website!
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February 6, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Oh my! BwueSky is open now, uwu, I shouwd cwean up my space for guests! Wewcome new-skeetews, make youwsewves comfowtabwe and enjoy youw stay :3 Thewe awe so many intewesting things to see on our wondewfuw website!
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I suggest that all our invite codes be converted into uninvite codes
February 6, 2024 at 3:12 PM
I suggest that all our invite codes be converted into uninvite codes
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The people in the Facebook 12ft Skeleton Owners Group are on an unsustainable trajectory of absurdity and I’m 100% here for it
December 20, 2023 at 8:40 PM
The people in the Facebook 12ft Skeleton Owners Group are on an unsustainable trajectory of absurdity and I’m 100% here for it
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In talking to friends who have been in the industry 2-3 times longer than I have, their best guess is that a lot of massive companies blew money on web3/NFT/metaverse shit that just straight-up vanished when that crashed, and they’re spinning it instead of coming clean
September 28, 2023 at 9:09 PM
In talking to friends who have been in the industry 2-3 times longer than I have, their best guess is that a lot of massive companies blew money on web3/NFT/metaverse shit that just straight-up vanished when that crashed, and they’re spinning it instead of coming clean
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I ran a D&D one-shot on Halloween a few years back, where I gave everyone themed pre-gen characters as a prank. It Did Numbers and got stolen by Redditors and Facebookers and all that shit
Anyway I started a comic during paternity leave, but paused it to, um, raise a baby? I'm trying to commit now
Anyway I started a comic during paternity leave, but paused it to, um, raise a baby? I'm trying to commit now
August 3, 2023 at 2:35 AM
I ran a D&D one-shot on Halloween a few years back, where I gave everyone themed pre-gen characters as a prank. It Did Numbers and got stolen by Redditors and Facebookers and all that shit
Anyway I started a comic during paternity leave, but paused it to, um, raise a baby? I'm trying to commit now
Anyway I started a comic during paternity leave, but paused it to, um, raise a baby? I'm trying to commit now
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Liking himbos makes you a sexual predator
Now that twitter is in its death rattles I'm trying to decide what my "favorite" discourse was, I'm pretty torn between "literacy isn't a universal good" and "don't call Stalin cis"
August 1, 2023 at 11:01 PM
Liking himbos makes you a sexual predator
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my fav from literary twitter is probably “your fictional characters can’t consent to you reading their sex scenes” lmao
Now that twitter is in its death rattles I'm trying to decide what my "favorite" discourse was, I'm pretty torn between "literacy isn't a universal good" and "don't call Stalin cis"
August 1, 2023 at 11:36 PM
my fav from literary twitter is probably “your fictional characters can’t consent to you reading their sex scenes” lmao
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Can't stop thinking about how there's more polygons in Lady Dimitrescu's ass than in all of Ocarina of Time
August 1, 2023 at 3:47 PM
Can't stop thinking about how there's more polygons in Lady Dimitrescu's ass than in all of Ocarina of Time
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i did this routine to a jarhead cab driver in las vegas and just completely defused him in the space of 30 seconds. like verbal aikido. felt great.
one of the southern cis white guy superpowers is putting on my texas drawl and being like "ah don't care 'bout none of that. it's none'a mah business. let the kids be who they are, they got enough problems. they wanna poop in kitty litter, i don't mind. 'least they're in school"
July 25, 2023 at 9:26 PM
i did this routine to a jarhead cab driver in las vegas and just completely defused him in the space of 30 seconds. like verbal aikido. felt great.
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I like to sketch with it and then just run over the lines with a wet brush to block in shadows
July 26, 2023 at 1:11 AM
I like to sketch with it and then just run over the lines with a wet brush to block in shadows
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There are BIRDS in the birdbath 🚨🚨🚨
July 26, 2023 at 1:47 AM
There are BIRDS in the birdbath 🚨🚨🚨
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if you think that saying sex workers use NFTs will make me support NFTs you have it backwards. i will abandon everything i have ever believed in before i support NFTs. thinking NFTs are dumb bullshit is my first principle.
July 23, 2023 at 9:48 PM
if you think that saying sex workers use NFTs will make me support NFTs you have it backwards. i will abandon everything i have ever believed in before i support NFTs. thinking NFTs are dumb bullshit is my first principle.
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Finding mutuals on here like the dead recognizing one another's faces on the far shore of the river we must all cross
July 2, 2023 at 2:58 AM
Finding mutuals on here like the dead recognizing one another's faces on the far shore of the river we must all cross