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@madprogressivebass.bsky.social
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dresdencodak.com
I should draw more stupid X-Men drawings sometimes. I like making them look like goobers.
Pictured: Wolverine, Colossus, Nightcrawler, Jean Grey, Cyclops, Archangel, Beast, Rogue, and Jubilee
November 26, 2024 at 1:35 AM
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lexomatic.bsky.social
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en... A petition to end foreign ownership of media.
Petition e-6821 - Petitions
www.ourcommons.ca
January 6, 2026 at 4:06 AM
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jaycubed2k.bsky.social
Me to dog: keep the house safe while we're gone

Dog: i am afraid of wind
December 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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ifuckedyr.mom
knuckle tattoos that say

H O N K S H O O
December 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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stephenflorida.bsky.social
markovchaingang on tumblr: men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers
December 27, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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jtp.bsky.social
attention new bluesky users:
pick up that can
December 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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cobracmdrposts.bsky.social
ALL GIFT EXCHANGE PARTIES ARE HEREBY BANNED AT COBRA FACILITIES!

I DID NOT FORM THE DEADLIEST INDEPENDENT MILITARY ON EARTH JUST TO HAVE DESTRO STEAL MY LA CREUSET RAMKINS AND LEAVE ME WITH A GIFT CERTIFICATE THE BARONESS BROUGHT FOR SOME PLACE CALLED “BAD DRAGON”!
December 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
December 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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ryannorth.ca
*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
December 16, 2023 at 4:33 PM
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reforest-kelley.bsky.social
The genius of Louise Fletcher's portrayal of Kai Winn is how skillfully she did Erika Kirk face.
Erika Kirk Kai Winn Erika Kirk Kai Winn
December 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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iucounu.bsky.social
—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
December 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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mckelvie.bsky.social
Tinker Swift, Taylor Swift, Soldier Swift, Spy Swift
December 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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modmad.bsky.social
THEY ADDED NEW GARBAGE reblog to save a life
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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strongbadnofoolin.bsky.social
The Washington State University Cougar Marching Band freakin' played Trogdor at their halftime show this weekend! And made ME! My husky head finally gets its due! 50 freakin' yards high man!
November 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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notyournegro.blacksky.app
Hopefully this video will help you see how fucking ridiculous you sound when trying to chastise Black people who hurt your weak ass feelings.
October 28, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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drrehaminator.bsky.social
Pantera Bread: Vulgar Display of Flour
May 1, 2024 at 8:58 PM
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danmentos.com
[hot ones]
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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leyawn.bsky.social
SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.

PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.

DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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roryblank.bsky.social
ok this is what a bunch of sesame street characters would look like without their fur
Big text at the top says "ok this is what a bunch of sesame street characters would look like without their fur" This is followed by four consecutive drawings that are exactly of that. Grover is a man in his underwear with no ears and large bulbous eyes. A textbox says "this is what you wanted" Cookie monster is a large man with a small head, also in his underwear, with his eyes erupting from the top of his head. An accompanying text box says "you asked for this." Grover is a slouched, pale man with a wide head and wideset eyes, and a nose like a snake, he may be nude but it's unclear, since his waist is off screen. "Your desire for knowledge led you to this point" Elmo is a thin man in underwear, with eyes jutting from the top of his head and a bulbous nose. He has another face coming out of his chest. "ask yourself if you really needed everything answered."
November 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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hexenkraft.bsky.social
achilles would have absolutely gotten his shit rocked by one of those razor scooters
August 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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deogie.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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cleefouti.bsky.social
Captain Torture
A four frame comic about Captain Torture. The first frame shows the sign "BREAKING NEWS" and the drawing of a man, with the words "CAPTAIN TORTURES PASSES AWAY" near him. The second frame shows a journalist holding a mic, as she says "A controversial and divisive figure, Captain torture will be remembered for his key role in history." The News title is "Mourning day for Captain-". The third frame shows three posts on social media. The first one is by a man called Paul James @Paulitician. He writes: "I didn't always agree with Captain Torture but he sure was a man who believed in something." The second post by James Paul @Avegetable reads: "I pay my respects to Captain Torture and his family. His heart was in the right place- with our country." The third post is by SonicVomit @SonicBleh , and reads "HE TORTURED PEOPLE". The fourth frame shows an interview on TV. An angry man on the right is saying: "Let me tell you something, Jen. I think it's SICK to celebrate Captain Torture's death. These people should be LOCKED UP, and also tortured-". The news below says: "Every president on earth pays homage-".
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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gabemoshenska.bsky.social
Rounding error
Pot of balloons labelled “100 luftballons balloons ballons”
November 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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phineas.bsky.social
New awareness campaign
A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: Using Generative AI? You’re prompting with Hitler! GenAI is a Fascist Project! Try using your brain instead Don’t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaire’s control
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM