Maddy
@maddystarstuff.bsky.social
Amalgamated starstuff in the form of an exuberant transfemme. Learning to make new faces every day. Huge football idiot. she/her
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Maddy
@maddystarstuff.bsky.social
· Jun 29
A lotta guys post about being on the SomethingAwful forums like they were in 'Nam
the site of horrible little boys who grew up to be lovely ladies
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I don't know who needs to hear this but it's time to move the frozen turkey out of the freezer and into your ass
November 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this but it's time to move the frozen turkey out of the freezer and into your ass
oh my god I feel so seen
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
oh my god I feel so seen
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There has literally never been a universal basic income trial program that didn't deliver real and measurable results above and beyond any other form of social welfare, and every time another concludes with the same findings the powers that be go "interesting! Anyway," and pretend it wouldn't work.
November 22, 2025 at 6:00 AM
There has literally never been a universal basic income trial program that didn't deliver real and measurable results above and beyond any other form of social welfare, and every time another concludes with the same findings the powers that be go "interesting! Anyway," and pretend it wouldn't work.
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STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed
November 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed
Started HRT at 36, by the way. No FFS. You can do it too. Yes, you, reading this!
We love seeing hot girls in dresses
qtp with you being a hot girl in a dress 🔥🔥🔥
qtp with you being a hot girl in a dress 🔥🔥🔥
November 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Started HRT at 36, by the way. No FFS. You can do it too. Yes, you, reading this!
We love seeing hot girls in dresses
qtp with you being a hot girl in a dress 🔥🔥🔥
qtp with you being a hot girl in a dress 🔥🔥🔥
November 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
We love seeing hot girls in dresses
qtp with you being a hot girl in a dress 🔥🔥🔥
qtp with you being a hot girl in a dress 🔥🔥🔥
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see it's never too late to transition
Ancient buildings and old bones aren’t getting in the way of the transition. www.wired.com/story/let-th...
British Churches Are Putting Their Faith in Heat Pumps
Ancient buildings and old bones aren’t getting in the way of the transition.
www.wired.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
see it's never too late to transition
But Doctor! I AM Transliacci!
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
But Doctor! I AM Transliacci!
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Happy 55th Annual ‘Oregon Blew Up a Whale’ Day, to all who celebrate
50 Years Ago Today, Oregon Blew Up a Dead Whale. With Dynamite. On Live TV.
The blubber chunks were ... everywhere.
www.popularmechanics.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Happy 55th Annual ‘Oregon Blew Up a Whale’ Day, to all who celebrate
face + scent (that day, at least)
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
face + scent (that day, at least)
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scotus won't hear the case (🥳) so now i won't get to use the hilarious movie title pun i've been saving up for months: Obergefalling Down
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
scotus won't hear the case (🥳) so now i won't get to use the hilarious movie title pun i've been saving up for months: Obergefalling Down
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Important to understand this. There's a reasonable chance that your Dem Senator who voted against it and is acting mad now was in on the play. It's the same reason why they scheduled the surrender for AFTER the election this week. They didn't want people pissed at Dems right before an election.
The caucus meeting was just to orchestrate who would fall on the sword but not be up for a vote in 2026.
so currently defectors are:
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Important to understand this. There's a reasonable chance that your Dem Senator who voted against it and is acting mad now was in on the play. It's the same reason why they scheduled the surrender for AFTER the election this week. They didn't want people pissed at Dems right before an election.
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i'm a huge sucker for the "one serious one, one silly one" style of epitaph, and this one (from @maximumgraves.bsky.social's brilliant comic What Happens Next) might just be my favorite of all time.
November 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
i'm a huge sucker for the "one serious one, one silly one" style of epitaph, and this one (from @maximumgraves.bsky.social's brilliant comic What Happens Next) might just be my favorite of all time.
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Me finding out @zohrankmamdani won. Captured by the great Faraz Ansari
November 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Me finding out @zohrankmamdani won. Captured by the great Faraz Ansari
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oh mamdani has an all women transition team? who cares. i have an all women transition team every time im out with the girls
November 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
oh mamdani has an all women transition team? who cares. i have an all women transition team every time im out with the girls
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we should change it back to the Tappan Zee Bridge
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
we should change it back to the Tappan Zee Bridge
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Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
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Expect a whole lot of bitching from the GOP about how Jones winning proves Dems are all violent crooks as if they haven’t been calling us demonic pedophiles who deserve the noose for years and didn’t actually engage in political violence to overturn an election
November 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Expect a whole lot of bitching from the GOP about how Jones winning proves Dems are all violent crooks as if they haven’t been calling us demonic pedophiles who deserve the noose for years and didn’t actually engage in political violence to overturn an election
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No I understood your wavedashing reference but frankly I'm insulted that you would clock me as someone who knows what that is
November 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
No I understood your wavedashing reference but frankly I'm insulted that you would clock me as someone who knows what that is
having Daniels in at that game state is lowkey a fireable offense
sorry Commies fans. see you next year 🫂
sorry Commies fans. see you next year 🫂
November 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
having Daniels in at that game state is lowkey a fireable offense
sorry Commies fans. see you next year 🫂
sorry Commies fans. see you next year 🫂
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🪱 🪱 🪱 happy halloween from me and approximately 5,999,999 other demons 🪱 🪱 🪱
to my friends who asked what i’m dressed as, here’s your excuse to go read Kill 6 Billion Demons so we can twirl our hair and kick our feet while gabbing about a great comic together
to my friends who asked what i’m dressed as, here’s your excuse to go read Kill 6 Billion Demons so we can twirl our hair and kick our feet while gabbing about a great comic together
November 1, 2025 at 12:51 AM
🪱 🪱 🪱 happy halloween from me and approximately 5,999,999 other demons 🪱 🪱 🪱
to my friends who asked what i’m dressed as, here’s your excuse to go read Kill 6 Billion Demons so we can twirl our hair and kick our feet while gabbing about a great comic together
to my friends who asked what i’m dressed as, here’s your excuse to go read Kill 6 Billion Demons so we can twirl our hair and kick our feet while gabbing about a great comic together