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A couple months ago, @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social collaborated with baker and dessert detective Claire Saffitz on recreating a beloved cake, simply by descriptions and photos of that cake. And now Claire has a video on how to make it! Good luck and happy munchin’
Can Claire Saffitz Rebuild a Closed Brooklyn Bakery’s Iconic Cake? | Dessert Person
YouTube video by Claire Saffitz x Dessert Person
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December 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Pride & Prejudice: 2 Pride 2 Prejudice
November 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Guy behind me at Olive Garden unironically said "fiddlesticks!"
August 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Everyone says peanut butter all day long but the second I say pee-butt nutter they look at me like im the crazy one?!? Get real.
August 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently
July 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Now that the #bigbeautifulbill has passed the senate has released the top secret, triple extra important amendment in the bill that states: every US citizen has the right to pull down President Trumps pants AND UNDERWEAR and spank his bare back, butt and balls. #thisisthebeginningoftheend
July 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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cock and ball torture where i slam these at your cock and balls
May 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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is any one in power willing to stand up and punish donkey kong for all the horrible noises he has made during his games
April 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Living through the American history equivalent of Little Jon's verse in Lovers and Friends.
April 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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What did the doctor say to the man covered in cling film?

"I can clearly see you're nuts."
April 9, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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when an american electronic appliance chirps at me: I did not invite you to speak. I despise you. I wish to destroy you

when a japanese appliance chirps at me: You are my little friend. You are my companion in the journey of life
March 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Smoked a blunt with Drake and woke up in Roku City
March 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Thanks to @agoldman.bsky.social, Emma, and the rest of the @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social team, for finally finding an answer to a question that has been bugging me for half a decade!

pca.st/episode/bcad...
Jack and the Missouri Color Cabal - Hyperfixed
Maybe it’s just a quiet annoyance you’ve grudgingly learned to put up with, or a life defining issue that makes it hard to move forward. Whatever it is, Alex Goldman — reporter, radio producer, and ov...
pca.st
February 13, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect
Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect
WASHINGTON—Stressing that he was open to going far higher to close the deal, Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced Wednesday that he had made an unsolicited $97.4 billion offer to acquire respect. “This is a ...
theonion.com
February 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
And I loved it.
Basically, the ULTRA campaign is Willem Dafoe and Catherine O’Hara playing alcoholic pickleball pros.
February 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Bro, can you pass me that leaflet?

Brochure.
January 18, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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January 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Me today:
December 17, 2024 at 6:26 AM
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Top Five New Assassin Names for 2024:
- Marvello Gezuntheit
- Autobahn Voyage
- Capicola Mussolini
- Joe Murder
- Yoshi Coldnoodles
December 10, 2024 at 6:28 PM
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IT

FUCKEN

WIMDY
December 7, 2024 at 4:35 PM
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I like how Little Shop of Horrors stops for a second and goes “yeah I’ve got a real fuckin beef with Dentists!!” and then goes back to the plant stuff
December 5, 2024 at 4:05 PM
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sorry to the nerds with weird DNA; cilantro tastes good as hell
December 5, 2024 at 11:28 PM
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finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
December 4, 2024 at 9:11 PM