I enjoyed this. And what an infectious laugh. ❤️

"Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"

The new ICE song by Jesse Welles nails it.

ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures.

Losers with power become the most dangerous kind.

(c/o Caroline Codsi)

Don’t blame me, I just thought Donald Trump had decided to tell the truth for the first time in his life in his late 70s

Furthest I've been

N: Winnipeg
S: St. John
E: Rome
W: Hiroshima

go on you old pussy, drone strike his house. do it sir. are you gonna take that? you are the president

I think the thing a lot of people miss as they get older is they weren’t really that cool to begin with. If you’re worried about being cool you are definitionally not cool.

Post a warning

-I am the kynge of franse, I spend ten groats on turnips and meat, five and twenty on cloathes, a thousand thousand gold on dead knights in the mudd, someone who is learned at mathematick help me, my kyngdom is dying!

It costs $0 to retweet this photo of Sy Ableman on the cover of Wife Magazine

bluesky moderation has a massive choice they can do here, this user is an active threat to people on this platform, he actively associates with people who’s entire existence is them harassing and doxxing people. he needs to go @jay.bsky.team

What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.

youtu.be/Wlr7CHNpW-s?...

So, tonight kind of sucks, my friend invited me to a big holiday part and the elevator gave me vertigo, I haven't been in a skyscraper for a while.

Plus everyone's drinking and I don't know anyone.

@bakoon.bsky.social do you still have that video of dracula turning into a bat and someone grabbing the bat and blowing it apart with a revolver?

The thing about the internet is that it allowed all these otherwise separate and singular Ignatius J. Reillys to find each other and have audiences and competitions over who can be the Most Guy Like That

The one that has stuck with me forever is he kept calling Asdrubal Cabrera “Asdrubal Cabrubal”. I think I have it saved somewhere on my own computer. In the process of trying to find it.

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There’s something very soothing about they way they recorded eng dubs for old kung fu and godzilla movies. Rainy day lofi dubs.