You know it must drive him completely insane that an American pope was elected and it wasn’t him.
September 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
You know it must drive him completely insane that an American pope was elected and it wasn’t him.
You know what has been popping into my head at odd times over the past 10 years is that real estate guy in The Devil’s Advocate who obviously murdered his wife and was molesting his daughter.
September 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
You know what has been popping into my head at odd times over the past 10 years is that real estate guy in The Devil’s Advocate who obviously murdered his wife and was molesting his daughter.
Self-satisfied misanthrope can’t fathom why no one likes him
August 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Self-satisfied misanthrope can’t fathom why no one likes him
Dude looks like the bad guy from Bullet Proof Monk
August 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Dude looks like the bad guy from Bullet Proof Monk
Do some pushups, it’ll go away
August 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Do some pushups, it’ll go away
This was a stacked field too, he should really feel proud of this.
August 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
This was a stacked field too, he should really feel proud of this.
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Don’t blame me, I just thought Donald Trump had decided to tell the truth for the first time in his life in his late 70s
August 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Don’t blame me, I just thought Donald Trump had decided to tell the truth for the first time in his life in his late 70s
I heard it in the Brak voice.
August 5, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I heard it in the Brak voice.
A lot of the time it’s not even that, it’s just a person’s inability or unwillingness to put two events or ideas together without the author explicitly telling them to.
August 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
A lot of the time it’s not even that, it’s just a person’s inability or unwillingness to put two events or ideas together without the author explicitly telling them to.
As a now middle aged parent if i see a kid do or say something fucked up I immediately start to suspect their parents. It’s not 100%, but it’s much more hit than miss. I’ve also realized that some of the worst things I internalized when I was young were things I heard my dad “joking” about.
August 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
As a now middle aged parent if i see a kid do or say something fucked up I immediately start to suspect their parents. It’s not 100%, but it’s much more hit than miss. I’ve also realized that some of the worst things I internalized when I was young were things I heard my dad “joking” about.
I’ve always found the worst thing about modern conservatives to be not that they’re stupid, but that they’re deliberately stupid.
July 31, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I’ve always found the worst thing about modern conservatives to be not that they’re stupid, but that they’re deliberately stupid.
Folding it neatly in half with the plastic still on and then delicately tucking it into the g-string band while giving a little smile is something Dalí would have done.
July 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Folding it neatly in half with the plastic still on and then delicately tucking it into the g-string band while giving a little smile is something Dalí would have done.
Eddie C’s in maverick sq might be open. 1 stop from airport on the blue line.
July 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Eddie C’s in maverick sq might be open. 1 stop from airport on the blue line.
I ended up dropping the game without finishing because the characters were all so annoying.
June 11, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I ended up dropping the game without finishing because the characters were all so annoying.
I think it’s only fair to also send 9 White Sox
June 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I think it’s only fair to also send 9 White Sox
There’s a harbor island in Japan where the deer have been protected for hundreds of years, so they’re not afraid of people at all. Mostly they just ignore you, but every so often one will try to rifle your pockets for food.
June 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
There’s a harbor island in Japan where the deer have been protected for hundreds of years, so they’re not afraid of people at all. Mostly they just ignore you, but every so often one will try to rifle your pockets for food.
I think the implication here is that he already does not spend time thinking about these things. In this fantasy chatgpt is saving him from getting chewed out for forgetting his kid’s birthday again.
May 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I think the implication here is that he already does not spend time thinking about these things. In this fantasy chatgpt is saving him from getting chewed out for forgetting his kid’s birthday again.
They may have become buddies during their WWE stints
May 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
They may have become buddies during their WWE stints
What’s it like to be one of the maybe half dozen actual grown ups on the internet?
May 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
What’s it like to be one of the maybe half dozen actual grown ups on the internet?
That the guy in the picture was necessarily responsible for if it’s true.
April 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
That the guy in the picture was necessarily responsible for if it’s true.