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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
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sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference
November 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference
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[doctor coming to brief my family in the waiting room]
He's awake and posting.
He's awake and posting.
December 6, 2024 at 1:59 PM
[doctor coming to brief my family in the waiting room]
He's awake and posting.
He's awake and posting.
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Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
September 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
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still remains the funniest thing to come out of the Theranos trial
September 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
still remains the funniest thing to come out of the Theranos trial
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flipping through browser tabs and open spreadsheets trying to piece together what i was working on before the long weekend like i'm guy pearce in memento
September 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
flipping through browser tabs and open spreadsheets trying to piece together what i was working on before the long weekend like i'm guy pearce in memento
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When you throw a dead fly in the trash you’re laying it to rest amongst a great fortune like a pharaoh
July 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
When you throw a dead fly in the trash you’re laying it to rest amongst a great fortune like a pharaoh
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from Trump's tariffs letter:
"Her Excellency ... Dear Mr. President"
"Her Excellency ... Dear Mr. President"
July 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
from Trump's tariffs letter:
"Her Excellency ... Dear Mr. President"
"Her Excellency ... Dear Mr. President"
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June 21, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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God damn truly none of these guys have anything better to do than be on their fuckin phones
June 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
God damn truly none of these guys have anything better to do than be on their fuckin phones
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oh my god Nathan
how many years collective years did he take off the lives of HBO's legal team
how many years collective years did he take off the lives of HBO's legal team
May 26, 2025 at 7:12 AM
oh my god Nathan
how many years collective years did he take off the lives of HBO's legal team
how many years collective years did he take off the lives of HBO's legal team
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I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets
May 7, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets
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personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down
April 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down
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It’s so silly that tech people keep saying that we’re on the verge of a full artificial intelligence takeover and yet most automatic soap dispensers can’t tell hand from not hand half the time.
April 4, 2025 at 1:51 PM
It’s so silly that tech people keep saying that we’re on the verge of a full artificial intelligence takeover and yet most automatic soap dispensers can’t tell hand from not hand half the time.
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Kind of think Tesla stock should have done this immediately after the full Nazi coming out party, but I’ll take it.
March 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Kind of think Tesla stock should have done this immediately after the full Nazi coming out party, but I’ll take it.
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Perfect meme doesn’t exi….🤣🎯
March 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Perfect meme doesn’t exi….🤣🎯
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
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Oakley Introduces Line Of Sunglasses For Front Of Head
http://theonion.com/...
http://theonion.com/...
March 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Oakley Introduces Line Of Sunglasses For Front Of Head
http://theonion.com/...
http://theonion.com/...
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Any psychologist or psychiatrist (or former abused spouse) will tell you that President Zelensky gave a master class today on how to deal with a malignant narcissist.
He is an amazing man. We can all learn from him.
He is an amazing man. We can all learn from him.
February 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Any psychologist or psychiatrist (or former abused spouse) will tell you that President Zelensky gave a master class today on how to deal with a malignant narcissist.
He is an amazing man. We can all learn from him.
He is an amazing man. We can all learn from him.
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NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.
March 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.