Lieutenant Commander Trout
@ltcmdrtrout.bsky.social
I write code, play baseball, and swim upstream to spawn.
I could see at least three of these coming true.
We all died in 2020 and this is Hell.
We all died in 2020 and this is Hell.
January 1, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I could see at least three of these coming true.
We all died in 2020 and this is Hell.
We all died in 2020 and this is Hell.
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Only 365 J.O. Crystal Charging Sessions till 2027
December 31, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Only 365 J.O. Crystal Charging Sessions till 2027
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Neurotypicals have reportedly decided to celebrate the same thing happening in the same way again by standing outside in the cold and watching ten minutes of fireworks soundtracked by We are the Champions before heading back inside and moving on completely.
Neurotypicals mark arbitrary passage of time with more fucking fireworks
Neurotypicals have reportedly decided to celebrate the same thing happening in the same way again by standing outside in the cold and watching ten minutes of fireworks soundtracked by We are the…
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December 31, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Neurotypicals have reportedly decided to celebrate the same thing happening in the same way again by standing outside in the cold and watching ten minutes of fireworks soundtracked by We are the Champions before heading back inside and moving on completely.
Happy 364 day anniversary since my last post. Did you miss me?
January 1, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Happy 364 day anniversary since my last post. Did you miss me?
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Warhammer 1/40K
January 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Warhammer 1/40K
Resolutions suck and have a lot of baggage. Break down your goals into smaller chunks and gamify that junk into a BINGO card.
January 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Resolutions suck and have a lot of baggage. Break down your goals into smaller chunks and gamify that junk into a BINGO card.
Told the Argentine contractor on our team that he could celebrate American Thanksgiving if he ate turkey and refrained from using the Metric system for the day.
He politely declined.
He politely declined.
November 29, 2024 at 6:26 AM
Told the Argentine contractor on our team that he could celebrate American Thanksgiving if he ate turkey and refrained from using the Metric system for the day.
He politely declined.
He politely declined.
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I think this is the truest baseball tweet for me
October 6, 2024 at 2:24 AM
I think this is the truest baseball tweet for me
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having the weirdest cravings
October 16, 2024 at 4:59 PM
having the weirdest cravings
I needed this today.
does everybody know about my favorite website, the embroidery tips page that forgot to close its <h3> tags
Embroidery Trouble Shooting Page
Embroidery Trouble Shooting Answers to all your questions about Embroidery problems
web.archive.org
October 25, 2024 at 8:50 PM
I needed this today.
Resistance (training) is futile.
October 24, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Resistance (training) is futile.
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What To Know About Breast Reduction Surgery
theonion.com/what-to-know...
theonion.com/what-to-know...
October 22, 2024 at 8:16 PM
What To Know About Breast Reduction Surgery
theonion.com/what-to-know...
theonion.com/what-to-know...
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linkedin finally has a shitposter
October 21, 2024 at 1:56 PM
linkedin finally has a shitposter
Another one bites the dust.
Well. It happened. I’ve become a fucking Weeb.
October 20, 2024 at 4:49 AM
Another one bites the dust.
I don't know what I did in the algorithm to summon the all of the furries, but here we are.
October 19, 2024 at 5:47 AM
I don't know what I did in the algorithm to summon the all of the furries, but here we are.
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It's the weekend, baby
October 19, 2024 at 12:44 AM
It's the weekend, baby
Oh hell yeah
October 15, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Oh hell yeah
This is the pinnacle of comedy.
October 15, 2024 at 2:58 AM
This is the pinnacle of comedy.
Anyone who is way, way into politics and finds every excuse to shoehorn in the topic.
hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
October 15, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Anyone who is way, way into politics and finds every excuse to shoehorn in the topic.
Whenever an account likes three of my posts in a row, it makes me happy that spam is still alive and well.
October 13, 2024 at 5:26 AM
Whenever an account likes three of my posts in a row, it makes me happy that spam is still alive and well.