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Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."
December 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
absolutely fucking sick this rules so much.
Today in “Dudes Rock”:

A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
December 13, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Finishing the first episode of Death By Lightning and I haven't seen a fat orange cat fuckin once.
December 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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i'm way better than all of the dogs in the dog show. i can ride a bike, i can cook meals, and i'm very familiar with computers. i can do all kinds of things that they will never be able to do
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Trump if Mamdani was WH chief of staff:
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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This is one of the most fucked things I've ever read.
November 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV
September 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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If you want to be really sad and angry or are unfamiliar with med beds you should listen to this.
With this ringing endorsement, if you'd like to understand what deeply evil nonsense the literal President of the United States is promoting now please do listen! on.soundcloud.com/0SJT1Mcqx8ks...
September 28, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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This is fucking horrifying.
A man was just chased and arrested outside of the Broadview ICE facility in Chicago. When legal observers from the National Lawyers Guild asked why, an agent threatened to arrest them too.
September 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Bastards.
“Jimenez Rosa, a legal permanent resident and mother of four U.S. citizens, was detained over what her lawyer believes was a decades-old, personal-use marijuana charge, which is no longer a crime in Massachusetts today… “I was just like, ‘Girls, we might never see your mother again in this country’”
ICE released this Mass. mom with no phone, 30 miles from home in the rain after detainment for a sealed marijuana conviction
Federal authorities refused to tell the Canton woman's husband or lawyer on what grounds she was being detained until shortly before her release.
www.masslive.com
August 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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A national corporation changing its branding is actually a secret message to me mocking my values stop laughing I am not “crazy”
August 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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BREAKING: US government obtains a 10% stake in troubled chipmakers Intel and Frito-Lay
August 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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🐳🌊💕☁️
July 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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[NYT, 17-writer byline]

Zohran Mamdani Once Laughed at a Joke Mocking the Confederacy

According to leaked documents from an anonymous Stormfront contributor,
July 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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🚨BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani jaywalked in 2013! Must credit the New York Times and Twitter account @ReichWing1488 🚨
July 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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He's terrifying all the right people.

Good.

www.nytimes.com/2025/07/02/r...
A Potential Mamdani Mayorship Strikes Fear in the Real Estate Industry
www.nytimes.com
July 3, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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unfortunately being right violates the New York Times social media standards
I deleted several posts about a Times story because they violated Times social media standards.
July 4, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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I don't think NYT should know peace until they divulge the full chain of decision making that led to the laundering of Nazi propaganda against a leading anti-fascist politician the same day fascism was codified in Congress.
July 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Needed this reminder today.
July 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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man i wonder how eugenicist and white supremacist Jordan Lasker (aka Cremieux) managed to get his story into the New York Times. i'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that Benjamin Ryan, who is bylined on that story, is a reader of his work? such an interesting coincidence!
July 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Pitching the NYT
July 4, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Part of the reason that it’s good to have younger people in politics is so when it cuts to a 120 year old foghorn leghorn looking mfer being a creep it makes the dichotomy between them more readily apparent
FROST: "They say they're pro-life because they want the baby to be born, go to school and get shot in the school. Die in the school, die on the streets."

FOXX: "You are not going to come into this room and impugn our integrity!"
July 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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"The rule of law is not a given in this Nation, nor any
other. It is a precept of our democracy that will endure only
if those brave enough in every branch fight for its survival.
Today, the Court abdicates its vital role in that effort."
June 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Bullying works.
June 24, 2025 at 12:59 PM