Aspiring Replyguy
@lonestarbarman.bsky.social
Miracles appear in the strangest of places
Fancy meeting you here
Fancy meeting you here
There's kinda a lack of dumb/whimsical shit on this one
July 19, 2023 at 4:52 AM
There's kinda a lack of dumb/whimsical shit on this one
It is Gumbo Week, bless up
July 18, 2023 at 12:03 AM
It is Gumbo Week, bless up
You love to see it
So apparently Charles Barkley is repeatedly going to bars doing this routine
July 17, 2023 at 8:44 PM
You love to see it
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BRING BACK COMPUTER"S THAT DO WHAT YOU WANT - dashare.zone ADMIN
July 17, 2023 at 7:05 PM
BRING BACK COMPUTER"S THAT DO WHAT YOU WANT - dashare.zone ADMIN
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Texas conservatives love to say things like, "Don't California my Texas," but the average Californian moving here is a guy like this, and they believe the punishment for homelessness should be execution by anti-aircraft gun.
July 12, 2023 at 6:26 PM
Texas conservatives love to say things like, "Don't California my Texas," but the average Californian moving here is a guy like this, and they believe the punishment for homelessness should be execution by anti-aircraft gun.
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Hey Larry, quick question
July 8, 2023 at 6:15 PM
Hey Larry, quick question
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Right after the test, Kenneth Bainbridge (the physicist who was the director of the Trinity test) said to Oppenheimer “Now we are all sons of bitches” and idk why we didn’t just make that the good quote.
July 9, 2023 at 2:36 AM
Right after the test, Kenneth Bainbridge (the physicist who was the director of the Trinity test) said to Oppenheimer “Now we are all sons of bitches” and idk why we didn’t just make that the good quote.
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myspace tom has the chance to do the funniest thing of all time and build an electric car
July 7, 2023 at 12:11 AM
myspace tom has the chance to do the funniest thing of all time and build an electric car
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[joins an app made by the king of dogshit apps] i can’t believe this app is dogshit
July 6, 2023 at 4:05 AM
[joins an app made by the king of dogshit apps] i can’t believe this app is dogshit
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Read what I posted at the bottom. That Threads place is never gonna make it
July 6, 2023 at 3:57 AM
Read what I posted at the bottom. That Threads place is never gonna make it
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Crab ashtrays are back in stock if you’re in need
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July 6, 2023 at 2:20 AM
Crab ashtrays are back in stock if you’re in need
Neato burritos are filled with cool beans, few know this.
Going to start saying neato burrito instead of cool
July 5, 2023 at 12:07 PM
Neato burritos are filled with cool beans, few know this.
We be grilling
July 4, 2023 at 11:49 PM
We be grilling
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Hey man I saw you didn’t refollow me on Bluesky could you refollow me could you tuck me in at night could you get me a little glass of warm milk man please man
July 4, 2023 at 4:37 PM
Hey man I saw you didn’t refollow me on Bluesky could you refollow me could you tuck me in at night could you get me a little glass of warm milk man please man
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Danny DeVito Limoncello(2007-2018) After a night of drinking limoncello with George Clooney that led to an intoxicated appearance on The View, Danny Devito decided to develop his own brand for the masses. While no longer produced, there are bottles floating around, still available for sale online
July 3, 2023 at 1:53 PM
Danny DeVito Limoncello(2007-2018) After a night of drinking limoncello with George Clooney that led to an intoxicated appearance on The View, Danny Devito decided to develop his own brand for the masses. While no longer produced, there are bottles floating around, still available for sale online
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It’s so funny watching making of features for 1980s blockbusters and seeing the director say things like “the studio was nervous. We were the biggest film ever made at that point, six weeks late and 50% over budget. But I had a vision” and it was 1/5th the budget of, like, the third Ant-Man movie.
July 3, 2023 at 6:17 PM
It’s so funny watching making of features for 1980s blockbusters and seeing the director say things like “the studio was nervous. We were the biggest film ever made at that point, six weeks late and 50% over budget. But I had a vision” and it was 1/5th the budget of, like, the third Ant-Man movie.
Made a good paella AMA
July 4, 2023 at 2:05 AM
Made a good paella AMA
Cucumber salad szn is here and we are so blessed for it.
July 3, 2023 at 8:08 PM
Cucumber salad szn is here and we are so blessed for it.
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I know “what will chuds do now that they can’t use affirmative action as an excuse” is mostly rhetorical but we’re closing in on three years of them pretending the police were defunded every time there’s a crime in the news
July 3, 2023 at 2:28 PM
I know “what will chuds do now that they can’t use affirmative action as an excuse” is mostly rhetorical but we’re closing in on three years of them pretending the police were defunded every time there’s a crime in the news
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hunter biden so high on crack he is driving 175 down the flintstones highway, his feet moving like lightning on the ground below him, fred in the passenger seat hyperventilating, high as fuck and loading a gun. they are going to kill barney
July 2, 2023 at 10:19 PM
hunter biden so high on crack he is driving 175 down the flintstones highway, his feet moving like lightning on the ground below him, fred in the passenger seat hyperventilating, high as fuck and loading a gun. they are going to kill barney
Defiling myself
July 3, 2023 at 1:55 AM
Defiling myself
Just drank a Mai Tai with 15yo rum I can't afford AMA
July 2, 2023 at 10:19 PM
Just drank a Mai Tai with 15yo rum I can't afford AMA
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A cool thing about the South is that you'll see a huge pickup truck with a giant sticker on the back glass that says:
ℑ𝔫 𝔯𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣
"𝐂𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐒”
"𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴 ‘𝓮𝓶 𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵𝓼 𝓾𝓹"
𝟙𝟡𝟡𝟝-𝟚𝟘𝟙𝟡
♱
ℑ𝔫 𝔯𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣
"𝐂𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐒”
"𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴 ‘𝓮𝓶 𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵𝓼 𝓾𝓹"
𝟙𝟡𝟡𝟝-𝟚𝟘𝟙𝟡
♱
July 2, 2023 at 3:39 AM
A cool thing about the South is that you'll see a huge pickup truck with a giant sticker on the back glass that says:
ℑ𝔫 𝔯𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣
"𝐂𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐒”
"𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴 ‘𝓮𝓶 𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵𝓼 𝓾𝓹"
𝟙𝟡𝟡𝟝-𝟚𝟘𝟙𝟡
♱
ℑ𝔫 𝔯𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣
"𝐂𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐒”
"𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴 ‘𝓮𝓶 𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵𝓼 𝓾𝓹"
𝟙𝟡𝟡𝟝-𝟚𝟘𝟙𝟡
♱
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ME (2011): oh yea, join Twitter just so I can see what some asshole ate for lunch? No thanks
ME (2023): the only good thing left on Twitter is a DM group called Lunch Chat where we post our lunch & people respond “good lunch”
ME (2023): the only good thing left on Twitter is a DM group called Lunch Chat where we post our lunch & people respond “good lunch”
June 6, 2023 at 5:09 PM
ME (2011): oh yea, join Twitter just so I can see what some asshole ate for lunch? No thanks
ME (2023): the only good thing left on Twitter is a DM group called Lunch Chat where we post our lunch & people respond “good lunch”
ME (2023): the only good thing left on Twitter is a DM group called Lunch Chat where we post our lunch & people respond “good lunch”