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haterade sommelier
November 9, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I am hearing that on his deathbed Dick Cheney received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now she looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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We Can Do This Everywhere
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Woke 2: This Time It’s Personal
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
[huge deep breath]
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ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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tl;dr: This is why I hate hippies.
I find statements like “what if everybody chose to be nice” or “it’s all because of greed!” thoroughly unmoving and naïve. Blaming our problems on the way individuals are (unlikely to change) rather than how society’s arranged (which we collectively have complete control over) is all sound and fury.
October 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
nice argument. however i have already portrayed myself as the unbothered bisexual dinosaur and you as the incontinent ICE agent
Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
October 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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2045: A smiling silver haired ohtani signs the papers that unite Japan and California as a new, single nation
October 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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October 10, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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In honor of Columbus Day, I will be “exploring” the homes of local landlords and “discovering” their copper pipes
October 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
October 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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October 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Absolutely no disrespect meant to this poster — they’re broadly right — but that can’t be the entirety of the plan. No Kings and other “family friendly” protests have a place; they’re an entry point into political action for people who have never been out in the street.
Like I know there are edgelord leftists out there who look down their noses at shit like No Kings but sorry you guys, the more mass protest looks fun and family-friendly, the bigger it gets and the better its chances of being broadly effective
Portland does not own the patent on inflatable animal costume protests, come on people
October 12, 2025 at 8:30 AM
President Xi, My name is Kelly Taillon-Hoerner, I am 11 years old. I live in the occupied territory of Illinois. My people yearn for freedom. Please send 10,000 Dongfeng Intercontinental ballistic missiles and Chengdu J-20 Multirole Stealth Fighters. Your soldiers will be greeted as liberators
October 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
let’s be real though
October 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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I worked at an amusement park as my first job. Ppl were assholes all the time & my manager was an asshole to me in front of guests for refusing to let a family take their baby on the water ride (the height requirement was 36")

To this day I stand up for service workers if I see them being bullied
also if you’re a customer anywhere and see another customer giving a service worker a hard time you are morally obligated to loudly roast the shit out of them until they leave
October 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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ALL OF US OR NONE OF US SHUT IT THE FUCK DOWN
October 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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They never talk about lives saved by godlessness
October 1, 2025 at 3:27 AM
September 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
My (25M) friends (23F, 26F, 22M, 28M, 28M) have unionized
More at Morgan Ave
September 28, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced
September 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
January 27, 1984, Michael Jackson's beard and mustache catch fire during the filming of a Pepsi commercial, badly disfiguring his face. After months in intensive care, he announces his retirement from music. The Victory Tour is canceled, and he eventually withdraws from public life entirely. (1/?)
Interesting
September 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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the Disney Free State is not without its own abuses
former fbi director james comey indicted by abc news
September 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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communism would win if we ran on the platform of letting people smoke indoors again
September 22, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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I really need this regime to stop making me care about absolute limp goofies from the television
September 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM