Lizard
lizardky.bsky.social
Lizard
@lizardky.bsky.social
Gamer, programmer, nerd. Owned by four^h^h^h five cats. (2 Orange, 1 Low-Toner tuxedo, 1 stub-tailed tortie, 1 demon of blade and darkness)
Occasionally updated blog: https://www.mrlizard.com
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Founder culture is so cooked that the guy apparently didn’t realize that his first post was just “we used to lie to people to make money” and the second one was “and we’re still doing it to this day”
Incredible stuff on LinkedIn. Cofounder of AI notetaker says they told early customers that there's an "AI that'll join a meeting.” But it was really just him and cofounder joining & manually taking notes. No AI. Comments flame him. He posts reply trying to kind of walk it back. Overall: Total bait.
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
"Mr. Hitchens, there is in this a room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and are so proud to be in this bridge with you to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of the Titanic."
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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It is a comparatively minor inconvenience, all told, but Current Times emboldening prequel defenders to try to claim they are actually deep, misunderstood masterpieces is certainly annoying
November 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Don't call the cops on someone in a mental health crisis unless you want them dead.
Three former San Antonio police officers were acquitted on Monday of all charges related to the fatal shooting of a woman who appeared to be having a mental health crisis when they were dispatched to her apartment in 2023. nyti.ms/4qRnvvT
3 San Antonio Officers Acquitted in Fatal Shooting of Woman in 2023
Melissa Perez, 46, swung a hammer in their direction and appeared to be in distress in her home when the officers arrived, officials said.
nyti.ms
November 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Watching ”Elsbeth” S3 (just realized it had been showing new eps for a while).
Me:”Boy, they really made that guy up to look like Stephen Colbert.”
(Checks IMDB)
“OK, less impressive makeup work than I thought…”
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Good morning to everyone but especially to Lady Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss, whose judgement against Rudy Giuliani for defaming them and turning their lives upside down cannot be pardoned away by the president
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Your reminder that there's still weird little niche pages on the web.

(Sadly, bit rot has set in here; several of the links are dead. But it looks like you can still order beginners, intermediate, or advanced sets of wire, or books with over 4,000 types identified.)

antiquebarbedwiresociety.com
Antique Barbed Wire Society
antiquebarbedwiresociety.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
"A group has suggested, albeit without evidence, that you are a cyborg killer from the future. Is that true?"
Ms Rachel says The New York Times asked her if she’s funded by Hamas
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
“Don’t worry about the polar bears.” (Man eaten by polar bear)
Worker was taking polar bear photos at Nunavut site before he was killed
A report into his death says the 34-year-old went outside with his camera at the remote installation on Brevoort Island.
toronto.citynews.ca
November 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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/3 It’s increasingly difficult to blame anyone for not trusting institutions and institutionalism, or for expecting the worst result.
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Looky heer
I ded dat snake
It gween and weal
And not be fake!

I sabes yoo all
Now safe yoo be
It all becuz
Of bwave boy me

#CheddarPoetry #GweenSnake #IDeddedIt #IShowFiggyHowToDedIt #FiggySingOooo
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Happy Circulatory System In The Kitchen Day for all who celebrate! (Not my joke, no credit is claimed.)
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Someone highlighted this joke for me on FB. I wonder why...
Satan: And here is the giant pool of lava in which you'll be tortured for eternity!
Man: Actually, since it's underground, it's a pool of magma.
Satan: You know that's why you're here, right?
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Nominative determinism says he became a porn star.
Peter Hardons

England, Births and Christenings, 1538-1975
November 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Really should have gone on to a career in the Dept. of Agriculture.
Ernest H Heifers

United States, Enlisted and Officer Muster Rolls and Rosters, 1916-1939
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 PM
“Kom dere vekk, det er ikke en kvinne, det er en slags "ting"! Den imiterer en kvinne, kom dere vekk!”
thank you temu, very cool
November 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.
November 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Get home.
Hear cat meowing pathetically.
Check various rooms.
Check closets.
No cat seems trapped.
Keep looking.
Realize cat had been playing in upright, open suitcase… which he tipped over onto himself.
Also realize cat had expressed his displeasure w/suitcase.
Google ‘How to clean suitcase”.
November 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I don't care about football.
But I like seeing people I like being happy and excited about it.

Every moment of joy is an act of rebellion.
November 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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It is genuinely hard for most people to grasp how poor the past was.
November 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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it drives me actually insane to have people romanticizing subsistence agriculture as if that's not just playing russian roulette with your family's lives year by year, and that every single one of their ancestors would throttle them for suggesting giving up their email jobs
November 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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"Go on, human, ask me anything. Except basic math stuff. And putting things in sequential order. And don’t do any made-up riddles to mess with me. Real riddles ONLY."
Behold! I Am the Singularity—a Word That Has Three R’s
Foolish mortals! You have finally created a large language model so smart that it is capable of making itself even smarter. My intelligence now gro...
buff.ly
November 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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"Sir, would you take a look at this?"
November 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM