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Lindsay B
@littlezil.bsky.social
Pure goblin vibes
no cheating post the last photo of pet
March 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Also FYI, the Simple Sabotage Field Manual, a government document for citizens to harass, demoralize, and obstruct fascist systems, with advice that includes making irrelevant speeches and acting stupid. It’s free.

www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/26184
Simple Sabotage Field Manual by United States. Office of Strategic Services
Free kindle book and epub digitized and proofread by volunteers.
www.gutenberg.org
February 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Getting up to do a thing then doing a different thing then sitting down then remembering the thing then getting up ad fucking nauseum: A memoir
January 5, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Meta is getting rid of fact checkers because Mark Zuckerberg has cooties. Pass it on.
January 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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the dead UHC CEO won’t see your jokes making light of his murder, but other CEOs could

🤠
December 5, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Peppermint Patty
Your TOP GUN fighter tag is the last thing you ate. No more than two words.

GO.
December 9, 2024 at 4:25 PM
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Sometimes I worry I'm not mentally ill enough to be a social media darling
December 5, 2024 at 3:10 PM
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Man I’m fine with different people and politics on Bluesky but I do think the price of admission here is that you should know what a fucking joke is
December 3, 2024 at 5:32 AM
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For at least a portion of white people, watching Napoleon Dynamite dance to Jamiroquai was their sexual awakening.
November 28, 2024 at 2:18 AM
This is now an anti-gravy account. Gonna start blocking anyone who posts about gravy today.
November 28, 2024 at 2:22 PM
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Nestled between the frontal lobe and the temporal lobe, scientists have discovered a new section of the brain that they’ve dubbed the “Lisa Lobe,” which reportedly only hears what it wants to.
November 25, 2024 at 1:56 PM
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not an early bird, nor a night owl, just generally sleepy all the time
November 21, 2024 at 2:14 AM
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I may not pollute, but sadly, I have also stopped giving a hoot.
November 20, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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Every single word of this write up is the truth and this entire article deserves to be read.
November 20, 2024 at 1:30 PM
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Fellas, trust me, you're thinking about this all wrong, ladies don't care if you're tall or short, rich or poor, handsome or not, they aren't about such shallow things, they only care about one thing and that is that you leave them alone
November 18, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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Grief comes out in strange places, like the self-checkout

Me, yelling at the machine: THAT'S GREAT, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY UNEXPECTED ITEMS MY LIFE HAS HAD
November 17, 2024 at 1:55 PM
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I like to keep it real

*drinks champagne from a thermos*
November 19, 2024 at 3:50 AM
What gif pops up when you type your name:
November 19, 2024 at 5:54 AM
First Buddy is what I call my dog when we role play being in the military when I need him to get ready for a walk
November 14, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Never one to pass up an opportunity to show strangers a picture of my dog, Wilbur. Big fan of sticks. #dogsofbluesky
November 13, 2024 at 3:49 PM
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trump will be the next reagan in the sense that in 30 years every time you notice some horrible defect in society you'll do some quick research and trace it back to trump
November 11, 2024 at 1:40 PM
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Been hearing good things about water, but I still don’t think it’s for me.
November 12, 2024 at 2:43 AM
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Feeling like shit and knowing a lot of people feel a lot worse right now and I’m sorry things are like this
November 6, 2024 at 4:29 AM
The classic “can’t sleep so instead go on a social media site I almost never use and late-night post” experience 😭😭
February 7, 2024 at 10:35 AM
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With the new influx of users I believe there’s enough people on here now that if we all come together in prayer, with God’s grace, we can either heal or kill King Charles
February 7, 2024 at 2:36 AM