Lionel Hutz
@lionelhutzesq.bsky.social
No friend to Judge Snyder
basically exactly why i went to law school
there’s a scene in the new documentary where Elizabeth Taylor is talking about the stigma of AIDS and how she got involved in the movement and it’s fucking everything
December 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
basically exactly why i went to law school
another day, another low point.
Trump on Somalis: "We're gonna go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country. Ilhan Omar is garbage. She's garbage. Her friends are garbage."
December 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
another day, another low point.
This just keeps giving. “Master Room” bud that’s a porch
December 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
This just keeps giving. “Master Room” bud that’s a porch
“Great news boss. We can stop trying to forge Real IDs for the upcoming hijacking if we just use the money we had budgeted for pre hijacking snacks to pay the terrorist fee”
As of February, airline passengers without a Real ID will be required to pay $45 for alternative screening at U.S. airports. trib.al/iCHEgRW
December 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
“Great news boss. We can stop trying to forge Real IDs for the upcoming hijacking if we just use the money we had budgeted for pre hijacking snacks to pay the terrorist fee”
we are so cooked
December 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
we are so cooked
This one is easy: Samuel L. Jackson.
This is a Bill Simmons game, but you’re stranded on a desert island. You can only have one actor’s filmography. You get it all, including cameos. But just the one performer.
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
December 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
This one is easy: Samuel L. Jackson.
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I take Wikipedia for granted. Reading this Jimmy Wales interview reminded me in our Fantasyland age what a remarkable and important creation it is. True pillar of civilization. Runs on only $200 million a year. Requires our support. So I’m finally donating. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/10/18/m...
The Culture Wars Came for Wikipedia. Jimmy Wales Is Staying the Course.
www.nytimes.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I take Wikipedia for granted. Reading this Jimmy Wales interview reminded me in our Fantasyland age what a remarkable and important creation it is. True pillar of civilization. Runs on only $200 million a year. Requires our support. So I’m finally donating. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/10/18/m...
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Department of Defense Law of War Manual, Sec. 18.3.2.1 states the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders.
What’s its key example? Wait for it . . . It’s "orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
What’s its key example? Wait for it . . . It’s "orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
December 1, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Department of Defense Law of War Manual, Sec. 18.3.2.1 states the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders.
What’s its key example? Wait for it . . . It’s "orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
What’s its key example? Wait for it . . . It’s "orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
They’re gonna fuck around and make Mark Kelly the president at this rate. Could be worse I guess I don’t know his policy positions but at least he has a spine
December 1, 2025 at 11:43 AM
They’re gonna fuck around and make Mark Kelly the president at this rate. Could be worse I guess I don’t know his policy positions but at least he has a spine
VDEO GAMES
November 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
VDEO GAMES
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Stephen Miller’s Wife @katiemiller : “Can you cite the statute that makes the boat bombings illegal?”
@bakarisellers.bsky.social : “The due process
clause in the constitution.”
@bakarisellers.bsky.social : “The due process
clause in the constitution.”
November 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Stephen Miller’s Wife @katiemiller : “Can you cite the statute that makes the boat bombings illegal?”
@bakarisellers.bsky.social : “The due process
clause in the constitution.”
@bakarisellers.bsky.social : “The due process
clause in the constitution.”
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You grow and harvest coffee beans on the other side of the world, ship them over oceans, process and roast them, grind and brew them into a cup of coffee — and you add *flavor* ??!
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
You grow and harvest coffee beans on the other side of the world, ship them over oceans, process and roast them, grind and brew them into a cup of coffee — and you add *flavor* ??!
”the waterboy” above both “blazing saddles“ and “airplane!” is disqualifying
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 AM
”the waterboy” above both “blazing saddles“ and “airplane!” is disqualifying
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Gallego to Hegseth: "You will never ever be half the man that Sen. Kelly is. You, sir, are a coward. And the fact that you are following this order from the president shows how big of a coward you are. I can't wait until you are no longer the secretary of defense."
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Gallego to Hegseth: "You will never ever be half the man that Sen. Kelly is. You, sir, are a coward. And the fact that you are following this order from the president shows how big of a coward you are. I can't wait until you are no longer the secretary of defense."
“Well… how did I get here?”
"I love it when you call me Big Papa"
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
“Well… how did I get here?”
Maybe it’s cope but I wanna believe
PUNCHBOWL: “.. GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican:
@punchbowlnews.bsky.social
@punchbowlnews.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Maybe it’s cope but I wanna believe
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Going to end on one of the most beautiful commercials ever made with the reminder and a call to remember the small things. They make a big difference to others.
Love all, help all.
Go Jackets.
Love all, help all.
Go Jackets.
November 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Going to end on one of the most beautiful commercials ever made with the reminder and a call to remember the small things. They make a big difference to others.
Love all, help all.
Go Jackets.
Love all, help all.
Go Jackets.
I don’t really day/morning drink because I’m not 24. But something about Penn station demands a tallboy with breakfast
November 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I don’t really day/morning drink because I’m not 24. But something about Penn station demands a tallboy with breakfast
These are the kinds of mistakes that a 1L makes at their first mock argument and is immediately highly embarrassed of. she simply cannot practice criminal law. This is a qb throwing a fwd pass after the line of scrimmage, a tennis player hitting the ball after two bounces— fundamentally incompetent
Halligan's first error, per Fitzpatrick, potentiallly compromised Comey's 5th Amendment rights. ...
November 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
These are the kinds of mistakes that a 1L makes at their first mock argument and is immediately highly embarrassed of. she simply cannot practice criminal law. This is a qb throwing a fwd pass after the line of scrimmage, a tennis player hitting the ball after two bounces— fundamentally incompetent
Playing Hades 2 before bed means waking up humming “gonna clawww out your eyyyyyes…”
November 16, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Playing Hades 2 before bed means waking up humming “gonna clawww out your eyyyyyes…”
If this video existed of me I would pay its owner an inconceivable sum to delete it
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
If this video existed of me I would pay its owner an inconceivable sum to delete it
2004 Red Sox Media Guide, Das Kapital
alright let’s get something more pleasant going. what two books would you leave out on your coffee table so a reporter can mention you have them. doesn’t matter if you’ve read them. for me it’s Pale Fire (which I did read) and Ulysses (got like 15% of the way in)
November 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
2004 Red Sox Media Guide, Das Kapital
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Attacking a federal district judge as an “activist” for issuing a lawful ruling is an assault on judicial independence. A democracy cannot function when executive agencies denigrate judges for doing their jobs.
November 13, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Attacking a federal district judge as an “activist” for issuing a lawful ruling is an assault on judicial independence. A democracy cannot function when executive agencies denigrate judges for doing their jobs.