Lionel Hutz
@lionelhutzesq.bsky.social
No friend to Judge Snyder
Tapping the meme
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Tapping the meme
Our Noodles says Hello and good job to your noodles
October 31, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Our Noodles says Hello and good job to your noodles
And what would most people do if they found out they accidentally got a tattoo signifying literally the worst of the nazis? Would they do one half apologetic interview and then nothing else?
also, I’m not a ww2 scholar. I’ve just seen Indiana Jone twice.
also, I’m not a ww2 scholar. I’ve just seen Indiana Jone twice.
October 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
And what would most people do if they found out they accidentally got a tattoo signifying literally the worst of the nazis? Would they do one half apologetic interview and then nothing else?
also, I’m not a ww2 scholar. I’ve just seen Indiana Jone twice.
also, I’m not a ww2 scholar. I’ve just seen Indiana Jone twice.
lol I knew this as a child because I’m not media illiterate
October 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
lol I knew this as a child because I’m not media illiterate
September 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM
My can of mixed nuts has products from Asia, Africa, South America, and Central America, and is distributed in North America by a Chili company. Imagine showing this to like, Magellan or some shit. Blow his fuckin mind.
August 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
My can of mixed nuts has products from Asia, Africa, South America, and Central America, and is distributed in North America by a Chili company. Imagine showing this to like, Magellan or some shit. Blow his fuckin mind.
@davekluge.bsky.social My car this morning was ready to promote you. Maybe you’re ready to be a sacrificial X? 🤔
July 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
@davekluge.bsky.social My car this morning was ready to promote you. Maybe you’re ready to be a sacrificial X? 🤔
Zuck: The average American has three friends
May 2, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Zuck: The average American has three friends
Okay now I’m scared she’s going to lose, because I have given up on this one, too much to hope for
November 4, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Okay now I’m scared she’s going to lose, because I have given up on this one, too much to hope for
"The dinosaurs died out because big government wouldn't let them go to mars" is a new one, I'll given him that
October 4, 2024 at 2:55 PM
"The dinosaurs died out because big government wouldn't let them go to mars" is a new one, I'll given him that
Don’t think I have enough followers for this to be interesting but let’s try
October 1, 2024 at 11:32 AM
Don’t think I have enough followers for this to be interesting but let’s try
(Extremely UCB voice) Asssssssshat
September 25, 2024 at 3:03 PM
(Extremely UCB voice) Asssssssshat
Incredible, this is also my lucky number
September 17, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Incredible, this is also my lucky number
George is prepared to tutor you in preparation for the multi-state bar exam
July 26, 2024 at 2:51 AM
George is prepared to tutor you in preparation for the multi-state bar exam
Gonna get one of these for my wife. I haven't fucked up recently, just want to keep her guessing.
July 9, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Gonna get one of these for my wife. I haven't fucked up recently, just want to keep her guessing.
This app is getting there
April 11, 2024 at 4:41 PM
This app is getting there
