@lilapsophobia.bsky.social
Simultaneously fearful, and in awe, of storms.
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Can't seem to get backing for my film project "Noah: The Early Years". They all say the narrative lacks an ark.
November 24, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Can't seem to get backing for my film project "Noah: The Early Years". They all say the narrative lacks an ark.
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Sick of the rat race man. These rats are fast as shit. Tired of losing.
November 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Sick of the rat race man. These rats are fast as shit. Tired of losing.
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Sorry I’m late. I had to scroll to my birth year on an app.
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Sorry I’m late. I had to scroll to my birth year on an app.
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Saw someone with the same teeth as me at the coincidentist.
November 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Saw someone with the same teeth as me at the coincidentist.
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An original member of the group, she chickened out before they became famous.
November 16, 2025 at 12:44 PM
An original member of the group, she chickened out before they became famous.
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The White House’s replacement of Joe Biden’s portrait with a photo of an auto-pen has people wondering if the country is being run by eight-year-olds – 19 withering put-downs.
www.thepoke.com/2025/09/25/w...
www.thepoke.com/2025/09/25/w...
September 25, 2025 at 6:11 AM
The White House’s replacement of Joe Biden’s portrait with a photo of an auto-pen has people wondering if the country is being run by eight-year-olds – 19 withering put-downs.
www.thepoke.com/2025/09/25/w...
www.thepoke.com/2025/09/25/w...
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![Nonsense front page of The Sun July 4 2003
SWAN BAKE - EXCLUSIVE
Asylum seekers steal the Queen's birds for barbecues
"Callous asylum seekers are barbecuing the Queen’s swans. East European poachers lure the protected royal birds into baited traps, an official Metropolitan Police report says." [It didn't]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2kf2qj56o2vq7jfaq4x4ogp6/bafkreihc6aa4vmrjusz32boncxvv4odzowobohzz6ggbdegxjvcap4a7qe@jpeg)
![SWAN BAKE Migrants are eating SWANS and carp stolen from UK parks, Nigel Farage claims
A Royal Parks spokesperson declared the charity has not received any recent reports of swans being stolen
Noa Hoffman, Political Correspondent
Published: 11:10, 24 Sep 2025 |
[Grinning photo of Nigel Farage]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2kf2qj56o2vq7jfaq4x4ogp6/bafkreiaavncazfebu2llcxpk5ikr2rssv26sdjuivdw7q6tigtqe24f4hm@jpeg)
September 25, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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it's real support from actual racists
September 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
it's real support from actual racists
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ME: how will i die
FORTUNE TELLER: you will be hit by a car
ME: will my wife miss me
FORTUNE TELLER: perhaps i wasn’t clear
FORTUNE TELLER: you will be hit by a car
ME: will my wife miss me
FORTUNE TELLER: perhaps i wasn’t clear
August 26, 2023 at 3:26 PM
ME: how will i die
FORTUNE TELLER: you will be hit by a car
ME: will my wife miss me
FORTUNE TELLER: perhaps i wasn’t clear
FORTUNE TELLER: you will be hit by a car
ME: will my wife miss me
FORTUNE TELLER: perhaps i wasn’t clear
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much like the heat index, where it's actually 88 degrees outside but it feels like 94, we should develop a fascism index where it's actually 2025 outside but it feels like the 1930s
August 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
much like the heat index, where it's actually 88 degrees outside but it feels like 94, we should develop a fascism index where it's actually 2025 outside but it feels like the 1930s
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JACK: i'm telling you there's water up there
JILL: is this really the hill you want to die on
JILL: is this really the hill you want to die on
August 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
JACK: i'm telling you there's water up there
JILL: is this really the hill you want to die on
JILL: is this really the hill you want to die on
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Marvin Gaye used to keep a sheep in his vineyard.
He'd herd it through the grapevine.
He'd herd it through the grapevine.
August 10, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Marvin Gaye used to keep a sheep in his vineyard.
He'd herd it through the grapevine.
He'd herd it through the grapevine.
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usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
August 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
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Gotta love that over here Trump is shredding the U.S. Constitution left and right hourly and extorting hundreds of millions from businesses and universities while running crypto scams but in the U.K. the big issue is the foreign secretary going fishing with Vance without a £7 rod license
August 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Gotta love that over here Trump is shredding the U.S. Constitution left and right hourly and extorting hundreds of millions from businesses and universities while running crypto scams but in the U.K. the big issue is the foreign secretary going fishing with Vance without a £7 rod license
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Henley & Partners’ wealth migration reports have been reported all over the world, both to prove both that there's a massive exodus of wealth from the UK and that there isn't.
Our forensic review finds the data riddled with anomalies - and in key places looks fabricated:
Our forensic review finds the data riddled with anomalies - and in key places looks fabricated:
July 27, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Henley & Partners’ wealth migration reports have been reported all over the world, both to prove both that there's a massive exodus of wealth from the UK and that there isn't.
Our forensic review finds the data riddled with anomalies - and in key places looks fabricated:
Our forensic review finds the data riddled with anomalies - and in key places looks fabricated:
If you think e-bikes are bad, there's a bigger threat hitting our roads share.google/U29oQP6Y9uSW...
If you think electric bikes are bad, there’s a much bigger menace hitting our roads
Electric bikes are a menace. They go almost as fast as a car (if the car is parking), they’re whisper...
share.google
July 22, 2025 at 11:06 AM
If you think e-bikes are bad, there's a bigger threat hitting our roads share.google/U29oQP6Y9uSW...
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Dickens’ ‘A Tale Of Two Cities’ was originally serialised in two regional newspapers.
It was The Bicester Times, it was The Worcester Times.
#LunchPun
It was The Bicester Times, it was The Worcester Times.
#LunchPun
June 3, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Dickens’ ‘A Tale Of Two Cities’ was originally serialised in two regional newspapers.
It was The Bicester Times, it was The Worcester Times.
#LunchPun
It was The Bicester Times, it was The Worcester Times.
#LunchPun
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New research from my colleagues out today looking at the environmental and social impacts of food crop-based biofuels in the US, where we now use >30% of the corn supply and >40% of the soybean oil supply (on tens of millions of acres of prime cropland) to produce only ~6% of US transport fuel. 🧪
Increased Biofuel Production in the US Midwest May Harm Farmers and the Climate
The expansion of biofuel production as an alternative fuel source not only raises questions about sustainability, but about economic inequities among Midwestern small farmers.
www.wri.org
June 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
New research from my colleagues out today looking at the environmental and social impacts of food crop-based biofuels in the US, where we now use >30% of the corn supply and >40% of the soybean oil supply (on tens of millions of acres of prime cropland) to produce only ~6% of US transport fuel. 🧪
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"It wasn't Hitler, it was his unelected bureaucrats" is definitely a new one
March 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
"It wasn't Hitler, it was his unelected bureaucrats" is definitely a new one
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can’t believe the guy who gave a Nazi salute is defending Hitler, who could have predicted it
March 14, 2025 at 7:00 AM
can’t believe the guy who gave a Nazi salute is defending Hitler, who could have predicted it
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How is protesting Tesla domestic terrorism but attacking the Capitol building is not? 🤔
March 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
How is protesting Tesla domestic terrorism but attacking the Capitol building is not? 🤔
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The government is cracking down on benefit fraud by spying on claimants' bank accounts. But tax fraud is much bigger. Prof Richard Murphy shows how to crack down on tax dodgers, saving billions. [4-min read]
@eastangliabylines.co.uk
@eastangliabylines.co.uk
Why is the government obsessed with benefit fraud?
The government continues to pursue benefit fraud while ignoring tax fraud. Yet the latter is far larger. Why?
eastangliabylines.co.uk
March 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The government is cracking down on benefit fraud by spying on claimants' bank accounts. But tax fraud is much bigger. Prof Richard Murphy shows how to crack down on tax dodgers, saving billions. [4-min read]
@eastangliabylines.co.uk
@eastangliabylines.co.uk
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Americans must feel so ashamed right now. And so they fucking should.
February 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Americans must feel so ashamed right now. And so they fucking should.