Liam Kirkaldy
@liamkirkaldy.bsky.social
Comms and freelance journalism. Bylines in the FT, Guardian, the Times, Big Issue, the Herald, Scotsman etc. Still trying to convince the people of Nigeria to forgive Dundee United.
The only solace in watching the horror of the Scotland game is thinking how irritated Greek Liam would find it, knowing you had lost out on automatic qualification because of this Scotland team.
Don't get me wrong- I would still rather be Greek Liam than Current Scottish Liam, but still.
Don't get me wrong- I would still rather be Greek Liam than Current Scottish Liam, but still.
November 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The only solace in watching the horror of the Scotland game is thinking how irritated Greek Liam would find it, knowing you had lost out on automatic qualification because of this Scotland team.
Don't get me wrong- I would still rather be Greek Liam than Current Scottish Liam, but still.
Don't get me wrong- I would still rather be Greek Liam than Current Scottish Liam, but still.
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We have chaos and Ed Miliband, they're just not evenly distributed.
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 PM
We have chaos and Ed Miliband, they're just not evenly distributed.
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and so we move one step closer to the creation of Hitler Park
Exclusive: Adolf Hitler’s DNA has been sequenced by scientists
It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
Hitler had hidden genetic sexual disorder, DNA analysis reveals
The Nazi dictator had Kallmann syndrome, which hinders normal puberty and the development of sexual organs, according to groundbreaking research
www.thetimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
and so we move one step closer to the creation of Hitler Park
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Guardian had a story today on fears that the government's early release policy re prisoners could put domestic violence survivors at risk.
It did not make the front page. www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
It did not make the front page. www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
This whole Streeting vs Starmer story is such a Westminster bubble inanity from a bored media class that has gotten addicted to toppling governments and abdicated any responsibility for what they're actually meant to be doing in a healthy society
November 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Guardian had a story today on fears that the government's early release policy re prisoners could put domestic violence survivors at risk.
It did not make the front page. www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
It did not make the front page. www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
Delighted to announce I've been asked to reboot the Bond franchise. My current plan is to remake each film - exactly as they were - but with child actors, and as a TV series. 9 hour long episodes per film/season. Jaws will be played by the gangliest kid I can find - no acting experience required.
Because the mind-blowing thing is they were right! I hated the Craig films, but they were incredibly successful! I really hope now Barbara Broccoli is not involved we might start getting candid interviews about her process and thinking.
November 11, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Delighted to announce I've been asked to reboot the Bond franchise. My current plan is to remake each film - exactly as they were - but with child actors, and as a TV series. 9 hour long episodes per film/season. Jaws will be played by the gangliest kid I can find - no acting experience required.
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Anyone know how you teach a 2 year old to pronounce the word "fork" properly? Or how to stop bellowing the word when they do say it? I won't lie, it is becoming quite embarrassing
November 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Anyone know how you teach a 2 year old to pronounce the word "fork" properly? Or how to stop bellowing the word when they do say it? I won't lie, it is becoming quite embarrassing
I'm not writing it but 'who is Scotland's Zohran Mamdani?' would be a really fun sketch. Lot of space to have fun there
Scotland’s progressive left has no shortage of ideas or passion, but if it wants to take on the far-right and find electoral success, it needs a figure (or figures) who can channel both into a movement that feels alive, writes James Walker ✍️
November 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I'm not writing it but 'who is Scotland's Zohran Mamdani?' would be a really fun sketch. Lot of space to have fun there
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we can chalk it up to youth and inexperience but the biggest mistake the mamdani campaign made was winning by 8.8% and not 1.5%, which is the margin needed for the media to say it’s a total mandate
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
we can chalk it up to youth and inexperience but the biggest mistake the mamdani campaign made was winning by 8.8% and not 1.5%, which is the margin needed for the media to say it’s a total mandate
“Bark Park is not simply a museum. It is simultaneously my home, my laboratory, and a living environment inhabited by my own creations. Its strength lies in that integration — where I live, love, and invent among my wows." This is an excellent story www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/2559442...
Row over 'eyesore' front garden is at stalemate after bid to move it
PLANS to explore an alternative venue for a Fife man’s ‘Bark Park’ creation in his front garden appear to have reached a stalemate after…
www.dunfermlinepress.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:28 PM
“Bark Park is not simply a museum. It is simultaneously my home, my laboratory, and a living environment inhabited by my own creations. Its strength lies in that integration — where I live, love, and invent among my wows." This is an excellent story www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/2559442...
That's actually only one of the lies from Goodwin here. He is also lying about having any friends.
The sheer greasy desperation from these bastards that any violent crime is committed by an immigrant so they can continue their grift. Even when they know it isn't true. Foul.
Matt Goodwin attributes a crime that he now knows appears to have been committed by people born in Britain in the early 1990s to "mass uncontrolled immigration"
November 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
That's actually only one of the lies from Goodwin here. He is also lying about having any friends.
The [redacted for legal reasons] formerly known as Prince
October 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The [redacted for legal reasons] formerly known as Prince
The next election is in May.
Lots of Labour despair on the timeline today.
The next election is likely more than three years away. The route to winning it starts by acknowledging that some more short term pain is probably required to get into a position where victory is possible.
This budget is going to be painful. But 1/3
The next election is likely more than three years away. The route to winning it starts by acknowledging that some more short term pain is probably required to get into a position where victory is possible.
This budget is going to be painful. But 1/3
October 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The next election is in May.
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Catherine Connolly got more votes than any other president in history - any pol corr or commentator trying to convince you that the story is actually the spoiled votes is showing you their whole arse, and should be treated accordingly.
October 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Catherine Connolly got more votes than any other president in history - any pol corr or commentator trying to convince you that the story is actually the spoiled votes is showing you their whole arse, and should be treated accordingly.
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huge respect for this
October 20, 2025 at 11:44 AM
huge respect for this
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polanski is doing well because the strategy of everybody to his right has been hippy punching for what feels like forever and there are now enough hippies who don’t like being punched to show up in polling
October 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
polanski is doing well because the strategy of everybody to his right has been hippy punching for what feels like forever and there are now enough hippies who don’t like being punched to show up in polling
On my way to Aberdeen for SNP conference. The train is delayed because a dog got on the track "and ran around for a while". They didn't say where it happened- i couldn't see a dog at waverley. A very fancy looking older lady got on the train and said someone was in her seat. He got up to move...
October 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
On my way to Aberdeen for SNP conference. The train is delayed because a dog got on the track "and ran around for a while". They didn't say where it happened- i couldn't see a dog at waverley. A very fancy looking older lady got on the train and said someone was in her seat. He got up to move...
The fight itself is significant, but what's even more significant is what the fight says about my enemies
I like English degrees and I like apprenticeships. But which one is better? Only one way to find out: FIGHT.
October 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The fight itself is significant, but what's even more significant is what the fight says about my enemies
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Pitting English degrees against apprenticeships is so facile and reductive but everything has to be pitted against something else nowadays We live in the age of the zero-sum game.
October 8, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Pitting English degrees against apprenticeships is so facile and reductive but everything has to be pitted against something else nowadays We live in the age of the zero-sum game.
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As Charli XCX and Taylor Swift are both descendants of the Scottish diaspora, this is actually a continuation of the Highland-Lowland divide, the eternal struggle between the Gael and the Gall, and as such
October 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
As Charli XCX and Taylor Swift are both descendants of the Scottish diaspora, this is actually a continuation of the Highland-Lowland divide, the eternal struggle between the Gael and the Gall, and as such
Lot of judgement for taking a toddler home through a storm this evening. Naturally she refused to wear either her hood or have top of the pram up. Sat there cackling to herself at the rain, while I got looks. A private hire stopped & asked if we were ok (offered to cancel his job to take us)... 1/2
October 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Lot of judgement for taking a toddler home through a storm this evening. Naturally she refused to wear either her hood or have top of the pram up. Sat there cackling to herself at the rain, while I got looks. A private hire stopped & asked if we were ok (offered to cancel his job to take us)... 1/2
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Happy #NationalPoetryDay 📕 I have chosen the shortest poem in my book ‘Barbed Halo’ to share with you as it fits nicely with this most sinister of months. Viva October!
October 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Happy #NationalPoetryDay 📕 I have chosen the shortest poem in my book ‘Barbed Halo’ to share with you as it fits nicely with this most sinister of months. Viva October!
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a spokesman for BrewDog said 'this is the one thing we didn't want to happen'
October 2, 2025 at 1:29 PM
a spokesman for BrewDog said 'this is the one thing we didn't want to happen'
I have to say I am ashamed of a lot of you. I thought we had moved past the point where we shame people simply for cutting the half time orange.
September 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I have to say I am ashamed of a lot of you. I thought we had moved past the point where we shame people simply for cutting the half time orange.