Liam Kirkaldy
@liamkirkaldy.bsky.social
Comms and freelance journalism. Bylines in the FT, Guardian, the Times, Big Issue, the Herald, Scotsman etc. Still trying to convince the people of Nigeria to forgive Dundee United.
Child Jaws slowly sneaks up on Child Bond - ready to attack. The Jaws (the shark) music begins, growing more intense as he gets closer. But then Child Bond turns around & punches Child Jaws right in the teeth. The Jaws music turns into the Bond theme - the opening credits roll, the audience go wild.
November 11, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Child Jaws slowly sneaks up on Child Bond - ready to attack. The Jaws (the shark) music begins, growing more intense as he gets closer. But then Child Bond turns around & punches Child Jaws right in the teeth. The Jaws music turns into the Bond theme - the opening credits roll, the audience go wild.
Fork this, fork that, get tae fork
November 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Fork this, fork that, get tae fork
I admit now i was wrong to consistently refuse to listen
November 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I admit now i was wrong to consistently refuse to listen
Actually what am I talking about? It's me. I am Scotland's Zohran Mamdani. As ever my extraordinary modesty has held me back
November 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Actually what am I talking about? It's me. I am Scotland's Zohran Mamdani. As ever my extraordinary modesty has held me back
I have a solid five candidates easily
November 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I have a solid five candidates easily
The thing is - i think a lot of the criticism of this show (which we haven't even seen yet) ignores the fact it is aimed at children, who are far less discerning than grown-ups and probably won't notice if the production isn't perfect. Kids like everything.
November 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The thing is - i think a lot of the criticism of this show (which we haven't even seen yet) ignores the fact it is aimed at children, who are far less discerning than grown-ups and probably won't notice if the production isn't perfect. Kids like everything.
Honestly i hate moaning about this. I know it sounds so petty & it's not even aimed at anyone particularly, but it's just infuriating to see this stuff & know the same oblivious writers will also be writing analysis pieces on what "the results up in Scotland" mean in a few months.
October 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Honestly i hate moaning about this. I know it sounds so petty & it's not even aimed at anyone particularly, but it's just infuriating to see this stuff & know the same oblivious writers will also be writing analysis pieces on what "the results up in Scotland" mean in a few months.
Happy birthday Chris!! You dont look a day over 120!!
October 28, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Happy birthday Chris!! You dont look a day over 120!!
Rudy has now broken three hoovers - all of them apparently specialists for dealing with dog hair. One by one they fell.
October 15, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Rudy has now broken three hoovers - all of them apparently specialists for dealing with dog hair. One by one they fell.
But when he started to go she said not to bother, it was ok, & sat next to him. She waited 2mins & made a phone call, saying someone had taken her seat but she just let them have it because it's not worth the hassle. She said she'd wanted the window but had aisle. I don't know if he has headphones..
October 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
But when he started to go she said not to bother, it was ok, & sat next to him. She waited 2mins & made a phone call, saying someone had taken her seat but she just let them have it because it's not worth the hassle. She said she'd wanted the window but had aisle. I don't know if he has headphones..