leonardthewiz
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Announcers when the skier is .1 seconds ahead of the leader: "Incredible. We have never seen anything remotely like what she is doing right now."
Announcers when the skier is .1 seconds behind the leader: "Humiliating. Her family is going into hiding to avoid any connection to this debacle."
Announcers when the skier is .1 seconds behind the leader: "Humiliating. Her family is going into hiding to avoid any connection to this debacle."
February 16, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Announcers when the skier is .1 seconds ahead of the leader: "Incredible. We have never seen anything remotely like what she is doing right now."
Announcers when the skier is .1 seconds behind the leader: "Humiliating. Her family is going into hiding to avoid any connection to this debacle."
Announcers when the skier is .1 seconds behind the leader: "Humiliating. Her family is going into hiding to avoid any connection to this debacle."
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Biathlon is the Yamaha of sports. Skiing and shooting are like the piano and motorcycles of sports
February 15, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Biathlon is the Yamaha of sports. Skiing and shooting are like the piano and motorcycles of sports
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your honor, I'm gonna bonk you
February 14, 2026 at 8:40 AM
your honor, I'm gonna bonk you
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watching the first nukes hit us soil on samsung smart fridge ™ powered by hulu plus
February 14, 2026 at 3:11 AM
watching the first nukes hit us soil on samsung smart fridge ™ powered by hulu plus
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oh my god??
February 13, 2026 at 3:01 AM
oh my god??
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The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.
New intro screen for Metal Gear Solid 4 in Master Collection vol 2
February 13, 2026 at 8:05 AM
The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.
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Love the fact that in the town hall scene in JAWS, there's nothing on the chalkboard until Quint shows up, meaning that he made a little drawing to show off how scary a giant shark is to help his sales pitch.
July 8, 2024 at 11:59 AM
Love the fact that in the town hall scene in JAWS, there's nothing on the chalkboard until Quint shows up, meaning that he made a little drawing to show off how scary a giant shark is to help his sales pitch.
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Never felt unstoppable before. Highkey stoppable at all times
February 10, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Never felt unstoppable before. Highkey stoppable at all times
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which of our beloved entertainers will capital humiliate tonight by revealing their price tag
February 8, 2026 at 11:48 PM
which of our beloved entertainers will capital humiliate tonight by revealing their price tag
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retweet if you think trans people deserve a pack of cigarettes, six passports, nine flip phones, a pistol, a set of handcuffs, plane tickets, the key to a storage locker in ulaanbaatar, and $20,000 in cash
February 8, 2026 at 6:51 AM
retweet if you think trans people deserve a pack of cigarettes, six passports, nine flip phones, a pistol, a set of handcuffs, plane tickets, the key to a storage locker in ulaanbaatar, and $20,000 in cash
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I don't know why they need to make short AI films about the American Revolution when the perfect one was created 18 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo...
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January 29, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I don't know why they need to make short AI films about the American Revolution when the perfect one was created 18 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo...
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Dudes Rock
January 27, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Dudes Rock
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hey folks, six figure opinion columnist here and gotta say, made a big ol’ whoopsie on the most consequential and honestly, probably the most obvious opinion of my life. thats my bad. anyway, guess I’ll just keep getting paid to give my opinion, thanks for reading
January 25, 2026 at 9:12 PM
hey folks, six figure opinion columnist here and gotta say, made a big ol’ whoopsie on the most consequential and honestly, probably the most obvious opinion of my life. thats my bad. anyway, guess I’ll just keep getting paid to give my opinion, thanks for reading
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Congrats to all the Oscar nominees! As a service to future generations, I believe all copies of films that weren’t nominated should be destroyed so that people don’t waste time watching them
January 23, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Congrats to all the Oscar nominees! As a service to future generations, I believe all copies of films that weren’t nominated should be destroyed so that people don’t waste time watching them
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I think you could show Army of Darkness to any child and they’d be better for it
January 22, 2026 at 4:46 AM
I think you could show Army of Darkness to any child and they’d be better for it
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As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course
January 17, 2026 at 6:48 PM
As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course
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Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
January 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
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Nine Delights 2026
January 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Nine Delights 2026
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lmao this is so funny
December 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
lmao this is so funny
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Me between songs at a live show:
“PLAY WHAT’S ALREADY ON THE SET LIST, I’M SURE YOU’VE THOUGHT THIS THROUGH CAREFULLY!”
“PLAY WHAT’S ALREADY ON THE SET LIST, I’M SURE YOU’VE THOUGHT THIS THROUGH CAREFULLY!”
December 28, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Me between songs at a live show:
“PLAY WHAT’S ALREADY ON THE SET LIST, I’M SURE YOU’VE THOUGHT THIS THROUGH CAREFULLY!”
“PLAY WHAT’S ALREADY ON THE SET LIST, I’M SURE YOU’VE THOUGHT THIS THROUGH CAREFULLY!”
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People who die from mountaineering I respect for wanting to conquer the heavens & stand on A Really Big Rock.
People who die from cave diving spit in the face of nature to go into evil hole that can kill you in 5 million ways if you a mistake. You disrespect nature by trying to conquer The Hole.
People who die from cave diving spit in the face of nature to go into evil hole that can kill you in 5 million ways if you a mistake. You disrespect nature by trying to conquer The Hole.
December 28, 2025 at 7:17 AM
People who die from mountaineering I respect for wanting to conquer the heavens & stand on A Really Big Rock.
People who die from cave diving spit in the face of nature to go into evil hole that can kill you in 5 million ways if you a mistake. You disrespect nature by trying to conquer The Hole.
People who die from cave diving spit in the face of nature to go into evil hole that can kill you in 5 million ways if you a mistake. You disrespect nature by trying to conquer The Hole.
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movies prepared me to be wrongfully accused of my wife's murder much more often than it's so far happened
December 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
movies prepared me to be wrongfully accused of my wife's murder much more often than it's so far happened
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[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book
December 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book
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