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You know a company really cooking when their phone menu options have changed
May 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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by practically any metric, ashley’s first day was going rather poorly
May 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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ROBOPRIEST (2026)
May 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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as citizens holding the government's actions to account i think it's necessary to ask some hard questions about this saudi mobile mcdonald's unit like 1) does the milkshake machine work, and 2) can i get a large triple thick strawberry to go
May 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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what has no thumbs and loves hitchhiking? (sadly) this guy
May 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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[Christian Bale Batman grabbing and yelling at Kermit the Frog]

"THE RAINBOW CONNECTION?!? WHERE IS IT?!?"
May 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Whenever I break up a cluster of frozen peas I pretend I'm a giant crushing a boulder with my mighty hands. Apart from that I'm normal
May 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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I’m at the conclave. I’m at the CVS. I’m at the combination conclave and CVS
May 7, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars.

Finally the auto industry is coming to its senses. Real buttons are sooooooo back baby!
Rejoice! Carmakers Are Embracing Physical Buttons Again
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its sen...
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May 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Whenever my computer acts up I prepare a Computer Ant with a little expedition pack (headtorch, screwdriver, sandwiches, etc) and drop it into the USB port to go find the problem. It's never worked, not even once, but it's cute and distracting and that's what really matters
May 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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“Worst she can say is no.” Bro, she said I look like someone tried to draw President Taft from memory.
May 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Sorry developers you'll have to improve products and services without this guy's anonymous usage information
May 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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turning back the clock call that a time cher
May 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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standing alone in a coffee shop staring at a cup marked Fuckass when I clearly said my name was David
May 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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🎵 FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME,
FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME 🎶
May 2, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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Police Raid Home of Suspected Arms Dealer
May 4, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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digging a grave in my backyard so I can lay in it for fifteen minutes before replying to emails from my boss
May 4, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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A conspiracy theory with legs
May 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Would you play a game that looks like this?

#pixelart #indiedev #godot
May 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Change of scene for the next couple days. I’m in Sioux Narrows, Ontario learning the stories of the region from a local elder so that I can share them on an interpretive panel in the area. It’s such a beautiful part of the country.
May 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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May 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Gotta say—not a fan of the Unceasing Horrors.
May 1, 2025 at 2:58 PM