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[any random space bullshit happens]
Hari Seldon: aha, my plan
Hari Seldon: aha, my plan
July 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
[any random space bullshit happens]
Hari Seldon: aha, my plan
Hari Seldon: aha, my plan
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The marketing text on the back of this Tom Lehrer record is impeccable. Everywhere you look, a banger.
July 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The marketing text on the back of this Tom Lehrer record is impeccable. Everywhere you look, a banger.
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Science has been rocked by the recent discovery of a non-unique snowflake. It is extremely rare and there is only one.
May 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Science has been rocked by the recent discovery of a non-unique snowflake. It is extremely rare and there is only one.
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Made some Magic: The Gathering cards
May 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Made some Magic: The Gathering cards
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This weekend I will be expanding into Eurasia via the Zagros Mountains. I hope to be the first anatomically modern human on the continent
May 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
This weekend I will be expanding into Eurasia via the Zagros Mountains. I hope to be the first anatomically modern human on the continent
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A BORROWER: *stoned out of his mind, hoisting your eyelid open at 2:30 in the morning* hey man do you have any morsels
December 9, 2024 at 12:10 AM
A BORROWER: *stoned out of his mind, hoisting your eyelid open at 2:30 in the morning* hey man do you have any morsels
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a special police force designed to handle incidents where dogs find religion en masse
April 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
a special police force designed to handle incidents where dogs find religion en masse
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i bet if you’re root beer it’s like the highest possible honor to go into a root beer float, it’s like getting a root beer knighthood
April 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
i bet if you’re root beer it’s like the highest possible honor to go into a root beer float, it’s like getting a root beer knighthood
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my top ten Pope drafts, based solely on header photos from the Wikipedia list of eligible cardinals (Taking into account "authoritative hair, eye-twinkliness, nose character, eyebrow magnitude, sense of whimsy")
www.thechatner.com/p/is-he-pope...
www.thechatner.com/p/is-he-pope...
"Is He Popeable?" My Top Ten Pope Picks, Based Solely on Header Photos In Wikipedia's List of Current Cardinals
Most recently on this topic: “Babette’s Feast and the Protestant Envy of Catholicism.”
www.thechatner.com
April 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
my top ten Pope drafts, based solely on header photos from the Wikipedia list of eligible cardinals (Taking into account "authoritative hair, eye-twinkliness, nose character, eyebrow magnitude, sense of whimsy")
www.thechatner.com/p/is-he-pope...
www.thechatner.com/p/is-he-pope...
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More thoughts on Eleanor Rykener in the BL's #MedievalWomen exhibition.
Her inclusion is majorly important, not just because of *her* importance as a beacon of trans visibility in the historical record, but also the current anti-trans environment in the UK & elsewhere
Her inclusion is majorly important, not just because of *her* importance as a beacon of trans visibility in the historical record, but also the current anti-trans environment in the UK & elsewhere
February 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
More thoughts on Eleanor Rykener in the BL's #MedievalWomen exhibition.
Her inclusion is majorly important, not just because of *her* importance as a beacon of trans visibility in the historical record, but also the current anti-trans environment in the UK & elsewhere
Her inclusion is majorly important, not just because of *her* importance as a beacon of trans visibility in the historical record, but also the current anti-trans environment in the UK & elsewhere
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ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do
January 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do
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no one has ever lost a rap battle more than this. this is the most you can lose it
whole thing is just a nonstop summary of getting owned
January 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
no one has ever lost a rap battle more than this. this is the most you can lose it
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Life is a standing wave of meat eating and shitting itself across literal geological ages.
January 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Life is a standing wave of meat eating and shitting itself across literal geological ages.
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A few billion years ago a cell divided for the first time, and now you, a colony of trillions of specialized cells, can get shot by the mob because the horse you bet on tripped and broke the single giant toenail it runs on, and I think that's beautiful.
January 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
A few billion years ago a cell divided for the first time, and now you, a colony of trillions of specialized cells, can get shot by the mob because the horse you bet on tripped and broke the single giant toenail it runs on, and I think that's beautiful.
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[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
January 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
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rotating the phrase "Maronite Bernie Sanders" in my mind until it is polished like a stone
US soft power remains unparalleled
Bernie Sanders receives vote in Lebanese parliamentary election for president
Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) received a vote to be Lebanon’s president in a parliamentary election for the position. On Thursday, Lebanon elected its first president in two years — Army
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January 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
rotating the phrase "Maronite Bernie Sanders" in my mind until it is polished like a stone
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I know a guy who can take you hunting in the platonic realm. Some of the shapes there haven't learned to be afraid of humans yet. You can easily slaughter hundreds of trapezoids. Yeah, it's terrible for your soul
January 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I know a guy who can take you hunting in the platonic realm. Some of the shapes there haven't learned to be afraid of humans yet. You can easily slaughter hundreds of trapezoids. Yeah, it's terrible for your soul
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my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache
January 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache
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Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate
December 29, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate