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Lady Dernhelm
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Stand tall, fellow shart survivors!
Doctor Explains Why To Never Trust A Fart!
YouTube video by Dr Karan
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January 19, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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Alex Garland doesn’t appear to have cared much for Jimmy Savile
January 18, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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Average Sunday show interview:

OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats

HOST: how will you pay for it?

OFFICIAL: tariffs

HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money

OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed

HOST: thank u for ur time
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Putting your life on the line in order to do the hard work of profound love and justice sounds like Christ-like behavior.

Unrelated:
I'm a teacher and I didn't sign up to be a martyr, either, yet students and teachers are gunned down in schools on the regular. I still go to work.
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The Episcopal bishop of New Hampshire told priests protesting ICE to get their wills and affairs in order. Some praise the bishop, while other priests say they never signed up to be martyrs. n.pr/45TIwwT
Amid ICE clashes, New Hampshire bishop urges clergy to prepare their wills
The Episcopal bishop of New Hampshire told priests protesting ICE to get their wills and affairs in order. Some praise the bishop, while other priests say they never signed up to be martyrs.
n.pr
January 18, 2026 at 1:45 PM
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This dude rules
January 15, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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Seen in Minneapolis this morning
January 17, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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DHS getting basic 4th Amendment law wrong on its official Twitter account.

Seems like this post is bound to show up as an exhibit in one of the cases challenging ICE/Border Control enforcement actions.
January 17, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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Black folks and immigrants have long lived in a "perogative state" when it comes to law enforcement, and maybe pundits at the largest national outlets should recognize that their past support for punitive policing and immigration enforcement laid the groundwork for the current moment.
January 18, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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this is the sickest shit ive ever seen
January 16, 2026 at 9:38 PM
January 17, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Remember!
January 17, 2026 at 6:58 PM
In 1943, Nobel Literature laureate Knut Hamsun famously gave his Nobel medal and diploma to Nazi propaganda minister Joseph Goebbels as a gesture of admiration for the Nazi regime, following his support for the occupation.

History may not exactly repeat itself, but it sure as fuck rhymes.
January 17, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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GOP Adds ‘ICE Kills Everyone’ Pillar To 2026 Platform
GOP Adds ‘ICE Kills Everyone’ Pillar To 2026 Platform
WASHINGTON—Adopting a new set of national policy positions ahead of this year’s midterms, top GOP leaders released an updated party platform Tuesday to introduce their official “ICE kills everyone” ag...
theonion.com
January 17, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Something that I don't like about *Back to the Future* is that it presupposes that white people had anything to do with the invention of rock and/or roll.
January 17, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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“The obscene gesture Trump made in Michigan was brimming with youthful vitality, not to mention quite a bit of technical finesse,” said Fox News’ Sean Hannity
Pundits Praise Strength, Dexterity Required For Trump To Successfully Lift Middle Finger
NEW YORK—Lauding the commander-in-chief’s response to being heckled at a Ford plant as a stunning physical feat, pundits from multiple media outlets praised President Donald Trump on Thursday for summ...
theonion.com
January 17, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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A Minneapolis family with six children were reportedly attacked by ICE, who deployed flash-bang grenades and tear gas canisters on their car as the family was driving home from basketball practice. Their 6-month-old son appeared to be “lifeless” for a few minutes after exposure to the tear gas.
Immigration Agents Teargas Minneapolis Family’s Car With 6 Kids Inside
The family’s 6-month-old baby stopped breathing and was unconscious for several minutes after the attack.
buff.ly
January 16, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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NEW: Jonathan Ross, the ICE thug who murdered Renee Good, was NOT TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL according to police reports. He was taken to the Federal Building. He was NOT INJURED. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
January 16, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO

this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
January 16, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I was expecting blood orange flavor, but let's see how this plays out.
January 16, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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the problem with an untrained secret police squad that shoots people in their cars isn’t that they’re untrained
January 15, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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It whips that not only is this guy absolutely going to get reinstated with back pay thanks to UNIONS but he’s already made nearly $1mil in a GFM which means many, many people are now incentivized to scream at Trump that he’s a pedophile
Well, time for a MAGA boycott then
January 14, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I'm sorry, WHAT?
i remember seeing photos of paraphernalia found in the pockets of ISIS fighters displayed in a similar way
ICE special accomplishment tokens for the most successful and sadistic nazi terrorists.

#Minneapolis #ICE #USA
January 15, 2026 at 12:35 PM
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ICE agents love to wave around paper that looks official. Most of it is a scam — administrative forms signed by ICE supervisors, not real judicial warrants signed by judges. Let's go through what that scam paper looks like versus a real judicial warrant.
How to Legally Protect People in Your Home from ICE | Shouldn't Need to Be a Lawyer by Matthew Cortland
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January 15, 2026 at 6:05 AM