Lady Dernhelm
@ladydernhelm.bsky.social
Fucking bitch
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she/her/☭
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she/her/☭
This is my cat, Agent Mulder.
January 31, 2026 at 12:37 AM
This is my cat, Agent Mulder.
I was expecting blood orange flavor, but let's see how this plays out.
January 16, 2026 at 1:35 AM
I was expecting blood orange flavor, but let's see how this plays out.
Is that an enamel pin depicting the wearer as a cartoon?
I know this is a microscopic distraction and I'm losing the essential narrative here in this moment, but please understand that my emotional and neurological health has been deeply affected by *gestures broadly at everything*.
I know this is a microscopic distraction and I'm losing the essential narrative here in this moment, but please understand that my emotional and neurological health has been deeply affected by *gestures broadly at everything*.
January 14, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Is that an enamel pin depicting the wearer as a cartoon?
I know this is a microscopic distraction and I'm losing the essential narrative here in this moment, but please understand that my emotional and neurological health has been deeply affected by *gestures broadly at everything*.
I know this is a microscopic distraction and I'm losing the essential narrative here in this moment, but please understand that my emotional and neurological health has been deeply affected by *gestures broadly at everything*.
The tummy that launched a thousand ships
January 14, 2026 at 2:31 AM
The tummy that launched a thousand ships
ACAB except Special Agent Mulder
January 11, 2026 at 10:00 PM
ACAB except Special Agent Mulder
December 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Agent Mulder loves playing Barbies.
December 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Agent Mulder loves playing Barbies.
I can't be the only one that sees it.
December 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I can't be the only one that sees it.
DAUGHTER: My music teacher gave everyone a recorder to take home and practice!
ME (under breath): Take heed how you impawn our person,
How you awake our sleeping sword of war.
ME (under breath): Take heed how you impawn our person,
How you awake our sleeping sword of war.
December 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
DAUGHTER: My music teacher gave everyone a recorder to take home and practice!
ME (under breath): Take heed how you impawn our person,
How you awake our sleeping sword of war.
ME (under breath): Take heed how you impawn our person,
How you awake our sleeping sword of war.
