KylesForMiles
@kylesformiles.bsky.social
I'm a "Molṑn labé" guy, but for porno instead of guns
I stream games sometimes - twitch.tv/milesofkyles
I stream games sometimes - twitch.tv/milesofkyles
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KylesForMiles
@kylesformiles.bsky.social
· Sep 29
The sample is secure at the drop point. I repeat, the sample is secure at the drop point. Over.
Show my post, you cowards #AEWWorldsEnd
December 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Show my post, you cowards #AEWWorldsEnd
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“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw
December 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw
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“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
December 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
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rare post that gets better with every single word
Currently at the New York Young Republican’s annual gala, where the MC is 18-year-old streamer Matan Even.
Introduced as a “landlord activist,” he is singing the SpongeBob theme and bombing, to boos
Introduced as a “landlord activist,” he is singing the SpongeBob theme and bombing, to boos
December 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
rare post that gets better with every single word
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Christian Fascism with Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job characteristics.
December 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Christian Fascism with Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job characteristics.
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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
The punchline to this story is that the War AI only had to flash fry a forest the size of Colorado to come to this conclusion. But hey, you can't argue with the results 🤷
lmao
December 13, 2025 at 12:56 PM
The punchline to this story is that the War AI only had to flash fry a forest the size of Colorado to come to this conclusion. But hey, you can't argue with the results 🤷
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I have a tawny in my new backyard. *Crying* 😮😍🥲
December 13, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I have a tawny in my new backyard. *Crying* 😮😍🥲
Hearing the president is on his "Affordability tour." I hope he's playing all the hits, like "I'm Sick of Hearing That Word (Affordability)," "Everybody Do the Affordability Hoax, ft. Kid Rock," and the surprisingly tender, yearning ballad "That Handsome Young Muslim"
December 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Hearing the president is on his "Affordability tour." I hope he's playing all the hits, like "I'm Sick of Hearing That Word (Affordability)," "Everybody Do the Affordability Hoax, ft. Kid Rock," and the surprisingly tender, yearning ballad "That Handsome Young Muslim"
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You wouldn’t know a jungle boy if it jumped out and bit you in the dick! #AEWDynamite
December 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
You wouldn’t know a jungle boy if it jumped out and bit you in the dick! #AEWDynamite
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We're going to have to kill and eat the Grinch to gain his anti-christmassy powers. The effect will be temporary, but it should allow us to perceive reality as it truly is, without the illusory effect of Christmas joy. If my calculations are correct, Santa buried his phylactery there,
December 10, 2025 at 10:23 AM
We're going to have to kill and eat the Grinch to gain his anti-christmassy powers. The effect will be temporary, but it should allow us to perceive reality as it truly is, without the illusory effect of Christmas joy. If my calculations are correct, Santa buried his phylactery there,
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also always deeply funny that every sci-fi video game from 1999-2014 was trying to be Aliens, and copied everything except the...working class woman protagonist
Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
December 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
also always deeply funny that every sci-fi video game from 1999-2014 was trying to be Aliens, and copied everything except the...working class woman protagonist
For sale: Yard Santa, hella dabbing
December 4, 2025 at 12:43 PM
For sale: Yard Santa, hella dabbing
Fulfilling my social media obligation to remind you that BAD things are happening and it is NOT OKAY 🤬
December 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Fulfilling my social media obligation to remind you that BAD things are happening and it is NOT OKAY 🤬
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At this point I fully expect a pardon for Hannibal Lecter
December 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
At this point I fully expect a pardon for Hannibal Lecter
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
It's probably a good sign that my Lyft driver responded to my "How's it going?" greeting with a heavy sigh, right?
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
It's probably a good sign that my Lyft driver responded to my "How's it going?" greeting with a heavy sigh, right?
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a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
A sequel to Big (1988) where the main character is now as old as 2025 Tom Hanks and finds the same enchanted fortune teller machine. He wishes to be made young again, but - surprise - it doesn't work that way. He is now Kaiju-sized with full on dementia. It's called "Bigger"
November 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
A sequel to Big (1988) where the main character is now as old as 2025 Tom Hanks and finds the same enchanted fortune teller machine. He wishes to be made young again, but - surprise - it doesn't work that way. He is now Kaiju-sized with full on dementia. It's called "Bigger"
Be your own best Joe Estevez #mentalhealth
November 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Be your own best Joe Estevez #mentalhealth
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Frenchly menchun #SteamboatRick #BloodygutsAWE
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Frenchly menchun #SteamboatRick #BloodygutsAWE
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oh my god they actually did it lmao
November 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
oh my god they actually did it lmao
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this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"