Kyle Orf
@kyleorf.bsky.social
Never cruel, nor cowardly. Never give up, never give in.
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Man walks into doctor's office, says, "Doctor, I-"
Doctor interrupts him. "Are you Pagliacci?"
"What?"
"Just checking."
Doctor interrupts him. "Are you Pagliacci?"
"What?"
"Just checking."
December 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Man walks into doctor's office, says, "Doctor, I-"
Doctor interrupts him. "Are you Pagliacci?"
"What?"
"Just checking."
Doctor interrupts him. "Are you Pagliacci?"
"What?"
"Just checking."
It's clear there is some West Wing/Sorkin pervert who remembers this from the Arnold Vinnick storyline and just figures that's close enough to real life
Of course, normal handshakes don't involve the back of your hand in any way, shape, or form, so this is an obvious lie even by Trumpian standards.
What health issue does Trump have that the White House is so desperate to cover up?
What health issue does Trump have that the White House is so desperate to cover up?
Q: Can you explain what's going on with the bandages on Trump's hand?
LEAVITT: We've given you an explanation. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.
LEAVITT: We've given you an explanation. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.
December 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
It's clear there is some West Wing/Sorkin pervert who remembers this from the Arnold Vinnick storyline and just figures that's close enough to real life
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Seems like nobody's spoken yet with the person I most want to hear about the WB drama: The Warner sister Dot.
December 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Seems like nobody's spoken yet with the person I most want to hear about the WB drama: The Warner sister Dot.
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1. Why is there a long description of black holes in your book about sexting an anti-vaxxer.
2. That is not what Hawking radiation is.
3. lol what
2. That is not what Hawking radiation is.
3. lol what
December 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
1. Why is there a long description of black holes in your book about sexting an anti-vaxxer.
2. That is not what Hawking radiation is.
3. lol what
2. That is not what Hawking radiation is.
3. lol what
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so where are we at, re: hearing the falcon, folks? needed to circle back on that, get a status update on the falconer
December 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
so where are we at, re: hearing the falcon, folks? needed to circle back on that, get a status update on the falconer
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Great full gobbles y'all!
November 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Great full gobbles y'all!
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Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
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Insane but true fact: making US roads as safe as Canadian, Australian, or European roads would save more lives than eliminating murder from the US.
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Insane but true fact: making US roads as safe as Canadian, Australian, or European roads would save more lives than eliminating murder from the US.
Ah to be living through history, this is a collector's item now...
October 24, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Ah to be living through history, this is a collector's item now...
And I humbly submit as marching song...
"I may be losing my mind but that sounds like frogs"
"Right! Frogs! We're the Frogs, the adorable Frogs. Not your hoighty-toighty intellectuals, not your hippy-dippy homosexuals"
"I may be losing my mind but that sounds like frogs"
"Right! Frogs! We're the Frogs, the adorable Frogs. Not your hoighty-toighty intellectuals, not your hippy-dippy homosexuals"
October 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
And I humbly submit as marching song...
"I may be losing my mind but that sounds like frogs"
"Right! Frogs! We're the Frogs, the adorable Frogs. Not your hoighty-toighty intellectuals, not your hippy-dippy homosexuals"
"I may be losing my mind but that sounds like frogs"
"Right! Frogs! We're the Frogs, the adorable Frogs. Not your hoighty-toighty intellectuals, not your hippy-dippy homosexuals"
I think it's fair to push the boat out a little, headline writers, and even say *tens* of thousands turned out in Mpls...
October 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I think it's fair to push the boat out a little, headline writers, and even say *tens* of thousands turned out in Mpls...
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If your coalition doesn’t contain people who piss you the fuck off, it’s too small to be useful.
April 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
If your coalition doesn’t contain people who piss you the fuck off, it’s too small to be useful.
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If you see this, QTP with your favorite Water-Type Pokémon 💧💦
September 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
If you see this, QTP with your favorite Water-Type Pokémon 💧💦
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here’s the thing
those rich dudes lived WAY closer temporally to the French Revolution than our rich dudes
like, they were aware that if you piss off the peasants TOO much, money doesn’t matter to a guillotine
I don’t think they were better people than our billionaires, they just remembered fear
those rich dudes lived WAY closer temporally to the French Revolution than our rich dudes
like, they were aware that if you piss off the peasants TOO much, money doesn’t matter to a guillotine
I don’t think they were better people than our billionaires, they just remembered fear
As much as the first gilded age sucked, at least they built libraries and parks and schools (actual schools not Praeger U) and shit.
One of these rich dudes invested in a food company with all proceeds going to kids in need. The other started Sundance Institute, boosting the lives of countless artists. Hey modern rich dudes, don't be a typical greedy AI crypto-prick, be like these two.
September 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
here’s the thing
those rich dudes lived WAY closer temporally to the French Revolution than our rich dudes
like, they were aware that if you piss off the peasants TOO much, money doesn’t matter to a guillotine
I don’t think they were better people than our billionaires, they just remembered fear
those rich dudes lived WAY closer temporally to the French Revolution than our rich dudes
like, they were aware that if you piss off the peasants TOO much, money doesn’t matter to a guillotine
I don’t think they were better people than our billionaires, they just remembered fear
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It doesn't matter if you're unemployed
Only partially humanoid
An octopoid whose mind's a void
All you really have to do is shine
Only partially humanoid
An octopoid whose mind's a void
All you really have to do is shine
September 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
It doesn't matter if you're unemployed
Only partially humanoid
An octopoid whose mind's a void
All you really have to do is shine
Only partially humanoid
An octopoid whose mind's a void
All you really have to do is shine
Apropos of nothing else; if the truly felt sentiment is there, the outpouring of emotion doesn't need to be ginned up for days on end...
September 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Apropos of nothing else; if the truly felt sentiment is there, the outpouring of emotion doesn't need to be ginned up for days on end...
I don't understand people's confusion around the "Bella Ciao" song, the fascist ethos is to absorb popular culture, especially if it's supposed to make fun of them, the Hawaiian shirts, the Pepe frog
Tomorrow Belongs to Me...
#ssdd
Tomorrow Belongs to Me...
#ssdd
September 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I don't understand people's confusion around the "Bella Ciao" song, the fascist ethos is to absorb popular culture, especially if it's supposed to make fun of them, the Hawaiian shirts, the Pepe frog
Tomorrow Belongs to Me...
#ssdd
Tomorrow Belongs to Me...
#ssdd
We are literally forgetting our own history.
Don't talk to me right now, I'm gonna need a moment.
Seriously they're gonna have to tear the FSM Café and put in a Dunkin' Donuts at this point
Don't talk to me right now, I'm gonna need a moment.
Seriously they're gonna have to tear the FSM Café and put in a Dunkin' Donuts at this point
UC Berkeley has given the Trump administration the names of 160 students, faculty, and staff as part of an investigation into antisemitism on campus. One of them is Judith Butler. www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti...
UC Berkeley gives Trump administration 160 names in antisemitism probe
UC Berkeley gave the Trump administration the names of 160 students, faculty and staff and info about their “potential connection to reports of alleged antisemitism” — sparking due-process...
www.sfchronicle.com
September 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
We are literally forgetting our own history.
Don't talk to me right now, I'm gonna need a moment.
Seriously they're gonna have to tear the FSM Café and put in a Dunkin' Donuts at this point
Don't talk to me right now, I'm gonna need a moment.
Seriously they're gonna have to tear the FSM Café and put in a Dunkin' Donuts at this point
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Geese and cheese go to war and Earth is threatened with horror until the staph infection brokers a peace and ushers in a new era of prosperity.
Dolphins lose interest in sex.
Sex loses interest in dolphins.
Dolphins lose interest in sex.
Sex loses interest in dolphins.
September 12, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Geese and cheese go to war and Earth is threatened with horror until the staph infection brokers a peace and ushers in a new era of prosperity.
Dolphins lose interest in sex.
Sex loses interest in dolphins.
Dolphins lose interest in sex.
Sex loses interest in dolphins.
Maybe Fukuyama meant the End of History as in: the end of history advancing as we've traditionally understood it...
September 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Maybe Fukuyama meant the End of History as in: the end of history advancing as we've traditionally understood it...
There's a kernel of truth here because, like me, anyone who had met Rep. Hortman irl was deeply affected by her passing.
If you live only in a mediated space, it feels like losing one of your own. Even if that person chose to live his life in one of the worst possible ways.
If you live only in a mediated space, it feels like losing one of your own. Even if that person chose to live his life in one of the worst possible ways.
Not at all a fully formed thought: Charlie Kirk’s assassination had way more salience than (eg) the Minnesota lawmakers’ because so many people, particularly media elites, were in a parasocial relationship with him via the podcast/etc
a lot of media elites are outing themselves today
September 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
There's a kernel of truth here because, like me, anyone who had met Rep. Hortman irl was deeply affected by her passing.
If you live only in a mediated space, it feels like losing one of your own. Even if that person chose to live his life in one of the worst possible ways.
If you live only in a mediated space, it feels like losing one of your own. Even if that person chose to live his life in one of the worst possible ways.