Allie Morgan
@grumpwitch.bsky.social
Writer and whatnot. Neurodivergence, brain injury, metal, keebs, cats, design. All opinions my own, even those that aren't. (she/her)
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
Aww fuck I'm the head of the Antimemetics Division, which is weird because there is no Antimemetics Division.
Soooo I’m an interdimensional warlock-ninja.
Or a consulting detective, if we’re counting short stories.
Or a consulting detective, if we’re counting short stories.
December 30, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Aww fuck I'm the head of the Antimemetics Division, which is weird because there is no Antimemetics Division.
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youtube algorithm shows me another 45 minute long in depth explanation of a speed run for a retro game i've never played
December 30, 2025 at 6:16 AM
youtube algorithm shows me another 45 minute long in depth explanation of a speed run for a retro game i've never played
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just now noticed this guy in my replies getting absolutely cooked by a bot which has somehow still not been banned
November 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
just now noticed this guy in my replies getting absolutely cooked by a bot which has somehow still not been banned
I was running late for a lecture and literally ran into Billy Connolly. He was very nice about it.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I was running late for a lecture and literally ran into Billy Connolly. He was very nice about it.
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If the venue bathroom looks like this you’re going to die in the pit
Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
December 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
If the venue bathroom looks like this you’re going to die in the pit
It's leftover turkey fajitas time.
December 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
It's leftover turkey fajitas time.
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The shift from "sir this is a Wendy's" to "just put the fries in the bag" indicates a cultural rightward shift; whereas the former is making fun of someone by implying they're a customer doing too much, the latter is making fun of someone by implying they're a *worker* & should know their place
December 29, 2025 at 6:14 AM
The shift from "sir this is a Wendy's" to "just put the fries in the bag" indicates a cultural rightward shift; whereas the former is making fun of someone by implying they're a customer doing too much, the latter is making fun of someone by implying they're a *worker* & should know their place
"I don't want a gay fire truck!"
December 29, 2025 at 9:37 AM
"I don't want a gay fire truck!"
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Who needs AI I have this
December 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Who needs AI I have this
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whats Mandarin for "oh lawd he comin"
#Caturday 🐱:
Min Zhen 閔貞 (China, 1730–after 1791)
Black #Cat (n.d.; Qing dynasty, 18th c.)
Hanging scroll; ink on paper
Painting: 78.5 x 38.5 cm. (30 7/8 x 15 3/16 in.)
Princeton University Art Museum y1947-65 artmuseum.princeton.edu/art/collecti...
#CatsInArt #ChineseArt
Min Zhen 閔貞 (China, 1730–after 1791)
Black #Cat (n.d.; Qing dynasty, 18th c.)
Hanging scroll; ink on paper
Painting: 78.5 x 38.5 cm. (30 7/8 x 15 3/16 in.)
Princeton University Art Museum y1947-65 artmuseum.princeton.edu/art/collecti...
#CatsInArt #ChineseArt
December 28, 2025 at 4:48 AM
whats Mandarin for "oh lawd he comin"
This is the funniest shit I've seen in weeks.
December 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
This is the funniest shit I've seen in weeks.
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
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Welcome! Welcome to Bluesky. You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining digital centers. I thought so much of Bluesky that I elected to establish my online presence here, in the protocol so thoughtfully provided by Our Benefactors.
December 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Welcome! Welcome to Bluesky. You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining digital centers. I thought so much of Bluesky that I elected to establish my online presence here, in the protocol so thoughtfully provided by Our Benefactors.
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will also add - yes, this is my personal crusade - that turning podcasts into videos implicitly asks women to once again make more effort than men, as the bar for "camera-ready" for one gender is obviously higher than for the other
‘Painful to hear!’ How podcasts’ rush to video is turning them into dreadful listens
‘Painful to hear!’ How podcasts’ rush to video is turning them into dreadful listens
From Joe Marler’s visual-only stunts to the incomprehensible shuffling sounds Steven Bartlett recently subjected headphone users to, dodgy audio experiences are on the rise
www.theguardian.com
December 27, 2025 at 10:20 AM
will also add - yes, this is my personal crusade - that turning podcasts into videos implicitly asks women to once again make more effort than men, as the bar for "camera-ready" for one gender is obviously higher than for the other
Day two of post-Christmas migraine BUT I did manage to cook a cheap boxing day turkey crown yesterday using a Gordon Ramsey recipe and I think it actually turned out good? This is new territory for me. I'm a pots-and-pans cook.
December 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Day two of post-Christmas migraine BUT I did manage to cook a cheap boxing day turkey crown yesterday using a Gordon Ramsey recipe and I think it actually turned out good? This is new territory for me. I'm a pots-and-pans cook.
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
December 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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This would have been even funnier the other way around.
LAMB OF GOD Fans Accidentally End Up At Christian Christmas Concert After StubHub Mix-Up metalinjection.net/news/lamb-of...
LAMB OF GOD Fans Accidentally End Up At Christian Christmas Concert After StubHub Mix-Up - Metal Injection
A StubHub listing error led some Lamb Of God fans to attend a Christian Christmas concert instead of a metal show in South Carolina.
metalinjection.net
December 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
This would have been even funnier the other way around.
As always if you're gonna get mad at people online for misgendering you but not actually provide pronouns anywhere on your bio or whatever I can only assume that you want us to guess? Or just enjoy sounding offended.
"But pronouns woke"
Okay then, guess it is.
"But pronouns woke"
Okay then, guess it is.
December 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
As always if you're gonna get mad at people online for misgendering you but not actually provide pronouns anywhere on your bio or whatever I can only assume that you want us to guess? Or just enjoy sounding offended.
"But pronouns woke"
Okay then, guess it is.
"But pronouns woke"
Okay then, guess it is.
Some guy makes shit up and it gets reported as fact. Must be a day ending in Y.
This shit is made up, actually
December 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Some guy makes shit up and it gets reported as fact. Must be a day ending in Y.
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The King In Yellow 𓆨
(commissioned by Christopher Lee)
(commissioned by Christopher Lee)
December 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The King In Yellow 𓆨
(commissioned by Christopher Lee)
(commissioned by Christopher Lee)
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I'm not saying I'm autistic but I'm probably more excited than most people would be about receiving a very nice Thermos.
December 25, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I'm not saying I'm autistic but I'm probably more excited than most people would be about receiving a very nice Thermos.