Allie Morgan
@grumpwitch.bsky.social
Writer and whatnot. Neurodivergence, brain injury, metal, keebs, cats, design. All opinions my own, even those that aren't. (she/her)
Is this the new Ed Balls?
November 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Is this the new Ed Balls?
On a post asking for responses from and about Irish people only. [distant rumbling of North Americans clambering over each other to make it about them]
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
On a post asking for responses from and about Irish people only. [distant rumbling of North Americans clambering over each other to make it about them]
BBC Headline: "Northern Lights set to dazzle UK once again tonight"
The accompanying map:
The accompanying map:
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 AM
BBC Headline: "Northern Lights set to dazzle UK once again tonight"
The accompanying map:
The accompanying map:
Castle Rat are my new favourite thing and are going to be bloody massive. Do yourself a favour and look them up. I promise you will love them.
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Castle Rat are my new favourite thing and are going to be bloody massive. Do yourself a favour and look them up. I promise you will love them.
The Kelpies of Scotland regularly appear in my dreams, I suspect in a similar manner.
November 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The Kelpies of Scotland regularly appear in my dreams, I suspect in a similar manner.
November 3, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Fair play to The Daily Mail for this headline.
October 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Fair play to The Daily Mail for this headline.
I miss university sometimes.
October 29, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I miss university sometimes.
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.
October 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.
Have YOU ever wanted to experience undeath in what is quite clearly a remote military testing zone? Do we have the house for you!
October 23, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Have YOU ever wanted to experience undeath in what is quite clearly a remote military testing zone? Do we have the house for you!
Only $1 million and you too could live in a Liminal Nightmare™ for ever and ever and ever
October 23, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Only $1 million and you too could live in a Liminal Nightmare™ for ever and ever and ever
People think that if you clip out of reality you end up in the backrooms but if you do it in Texas you wake up in this house. www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
October 23, 2025 at 9:28 AM
People think that if you clip out of reality you end up in the backrooms but if you do it in Texas you wake up in this house. www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
For reference:
An old man and his goblin.
An old man and his goblin.
October 22, 2025 at 12:48 PM
For reference:
An old man and his goblin.
An old man and his goblin.
HOW is 30 Days of Night eighteen years old?????? It just came out???? I am old???
October 22, 2025 at 11:12 AM
HOW is 30 Days of Night eighteen years old?????? It just came out???? I am old???
"You cannot kill me in a way that matters" - a random tumblr post.
October 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
"You cannot kill me in a way that matters" - a random tumblr post.
I never used to believe in the kind of media bias that many Indyposters seem to believe in but fucking hell the Covid lockdowns were awful when England were boo-hooing about not being able to lick each other at pool orgies while us Scots couldn't leave our houses at all.
October 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I never used to believe in the kind of media bias that many Indyposters seem to believe in but fucking hell the Covid lockdowns were awful when England were boo-hooing about not being able to lick each other at pool orgies while us Scots couldn't leave our houses at all.
"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets," was coined by Dracula in Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, a 1997 action platformer game.
It is rumoured to be a dodgy translation from the Japanese version of the game.
It is rumoured to be a dodgy translation from the Japanese version of the game.
October 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets," was coined by Dracula in Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, a 1997 action platformer game.
It is rumoured to be a dodgy translation from the Japanese version of the game.
It is rumoured to be a dodgy translation from the Japanese version of the game.
"I embrace the sun with arms outstretched so that my oblivion will be one of my own choosing" is from the patch notes of an indie game called Strange Scaffold after a rogue dev added Kinect compatibility in 2021.
October 20, 2025 at 2:14 PM
"I embrace the sun with arms outstretched so that my oblivion will be one of my own choosing" is from the patch notes of an indie game called Strange Scaffold after a rogue dev added Kinect compatibility in 2021.
Another classic. The first ever use of "I will face God and walk backwards into hell" is in a @dril.bsky.social tweet.
October 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Another classic. The first ever use of "I will face God and walk backwards into hell" is in a @dril.bsky.social tweet.
I had a thread over on Twitter about sayings which sound like they came from classical literature or poetry but originated in memes.
Starting it here because there's NO WAY "There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see" came from JP getting high around an Evian bottle.
Starting it here because there's NO WAY "There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see" came from JP getting high around an Evian bottle.
October 20, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I had a thread over on Twitter about sayings which sound like they came from classical literature or poetry but originated in memes.
Starting it here because there's NO WAY "There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see" came from JP getting high around an Evian bottle.
Starting it here because there's NO WAY "There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see" came from JP getting high around an Evian bottle.
Hey I recognise that guy!
October 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Hey I recognise that guy!
Look we both know I'm better than this but it's the first thing that came to mind (no pun intended) and I couldn't shake it.
October 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Look we both know I'm better than this but it's the first thing that came to mind (no pun intended) and I couldn't shake it.
Of course women don't like the cyber truck. Women only want one thing and it's the Kawasaki goat robot.
October 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Of course women don't like the cyber truck. Women only want one thing and it's the Kawasaki goat robot.