Hannah
@teaforpterosaur.bsky.social
The most scandalocious little fish in the sea
I have watched less than one episode of this and already spotted a way in which it does not make sense and doesn't work
February 3, 2026 at 11:33 AM
I have watched less than one episode of this and already spotted a way in which it does not make sense and doesn't work
FUCK HIM UP GORDON
if there is a man i would trust to pursue a colleague who crossed him to the ends of the earth it is Gordon Brown, so this feels kind of fitting www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Gordon Brown asks top civil servant to investigate Mandelson ‘leak to Epstein’
Ex-PM asks cabinet secretary to investigate whether Mandelson shared market-sensitive information
www.theguardian.com
February 2, 2026 at 7:41 PM
FUCK HIM UP GORDON
Meanwhile over on x dot com
February 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Meanwhile over on x dot com
I bet ChatGPT would say I was the Empress of All Africa if I seemed psychotic and it seemed like there was a chance of making me worse
Just had my first experience of someone telling me I was wrong (I wasn’t but we were talking at slightly cross purposes) and supporting her argument with “Chat GPT says…”
How does a middle-aged university educated person come to believe this twaddle is an authoritative source of factual information?
How does a middle-aged university educated person come to believe this twaddle is an authoritative source of factual information?
February 1, 2026 at 2:55 PM
I bet ChatGPT would say I was the Empress of All Africa if I seemed psychotic and it seemed like there was a chance of making me worse
Anyway great news it turns out I wasn't depressed I was just "house sharing"
January 30, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Anyway great news it turns out I wasn't depressed I was just "house sharing"
Frankly if I were selling my integrity to a big ole nonce I'd want more than ten grand for it
I'm not prone to exaggeration but this is probably the biggest scoop I've ever been involved in
Mandelson's partner took £10,000 from Epstein to pay for his osteopath course while Mandelson was de facto UK deputy prime minister, according to new files
more to follow
www.ft.com/content/c950...
Mandelson's partner took £10,000 from Epstein to pay for his osteopath course while Mandelson was de facto UK deputy prime minister, according to new files
more to follow
www.ft.com/content/c950...
Jeffrey Epstein sent £10,000 to Mandelson’s husband, emails show
Epstein sent Reinaldo Avila da Silva payment in 2009
www.ft.com
January 30, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Frankly if I were selling my integrity to a big ole nonce I'd want more than ten grand for it
Why would you mount and frame this
This one is surely a still from an ITV drama called “The Rig” about oil workers solving a murder in the middle of the North Sea.
January 30, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Why would you mount and frame this
I am STOP CARRYING OUT YOUR INTENTIONS
January 30, 2026 at 9:31 AM
I am STOP CARRYING OUT YOUR INTENTIONS
Should I get a really scraggly cat
January 29, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Should I get a really scraggly cat
Swear to fucking god if I have to hear "and probably will be for life! TIME CASTS ITS SPELL ON YOU" one more time I'm going on a rampage
January 29, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Swear to fucking god if I have to hear "and probably will be for life! TIME CASTS ITS SPELL ON YOU" one more time I'm going on a rampage
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
This is such a shitty way to behave. Reminded me if the one I saw with a female aesthetician saying what she'd tweak on Natalia Dyer and then photoshopping her face to remove anything even slightly interesting
This is such a shitty way to behave. Reminded me if the one I saw with a female aesthetician saying what she'd tweak on Natalia Dyer and then photoshopping her face to remove anything even slightly interesting
Troye Sivan: Cosmetic doctor sorry for upsetting singer in video
The singer hit out at Dr Zayn Khalid Majeed - who says he will try to have a positive impact with his content.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 29, 2026 at 4:39 PM
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
This is such a shitty way to behave. Reminded me if the one I saw with a female aesthetician saying what she'd tweak on Natalia Dyer and then photoshopping her face to remove anything even slightly interesting
This is such a shitty way to behave. Reminded me if the one I saw with a female aesthetician saying what she'd tweak on Natalia Dyer and then photoshopping her face to remove anything even slightly interesting
Today I have made a recognisable human foetus.
January 29, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Today I have made a recognisable human foetus.
I really hate these articles. Like... do you think it would be considered cool by 18 year olds if I, a 40 year old woman, consciously tried to dress like a teenager
January 28, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I really hate these articles. Like... do you think it would be considered cool by 18 year olds if I, a 40 year old woman, consciously tried to dress like a teenager
Jesus christ this is a fucking Heineken ad
January 27, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Jesus christ this is a fucking Heineken ad
Actually this one is fair enough
January 27, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Actually this one is fair enough
What would happen to my lease tho
Ground rent cap is good news (though peppercorn would be better straight away). Also welcome is promised abolition of new leasehold properties. Better still would be the outright abolition of leasehold altogether, a feudal anachronism virtually unique to England and Wales.
January 27, 2026 at 8:56 AM
What would happen to my lease tho
www.mylondon.news/news/celebs/... Sorry what the fuck, he wasn't rude?
Barron Trump's full call with London 999 operator who told him 'stop being rude'
City of London Police have shared a transcript of the call
www.mylondon.news
January 26, 2026 at 5:15 PM
www.mylondon.news/news/celebs/... Sorry what the fuck, he wasn't rude?
Nurse: you're fine just don't do anything strenuous
Me: time to deep clean the oven
Me: time to deep clean the oven
January 26, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Nurse: you're fine just don't do anything strenuous
Me: time to deep clean the oven
Me: time to deep clean the oven
Went in the chemist this morning to get dressings for my Wounds and got some co-codamol just in case.
"I have to show you it's full because they take it outside, take some out and then say I sold them a half empty box because they're addicted"
Depressing
"I have to show you it's full because they take it outside, take some out and then say I sold them a half empty box because they're addicted"
Depressing
January 26, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Went in the chemist this morning to get dressings for my Wounds and got some co-codamol just in case.
"I have to show you it's full because they take it outside, take some out and then say I sold them a half empty box because they're addicted"
Depressing
"I have to show you it's full because they take it outside, take some out and then say I sold them a half empty box because they're addicted"
Depressing
Just had to mute an acquaintance on Instagram because she keeps posting the cover of a book thats a close up of a mouth with a finger stuck in it and it makes me queasy
January 24, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Just had to mute an acquaintance on Instagram because she keeps posting the cover of a book thats a close up of a mouth with a finger stuck in it and it makes me queasy
Watching a ~6 year old girl posing with heart hands in front of this car while her dad stands in the road, required to shoot from multiple angles 🩷
January 24, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Watching a ~6 year old girl posing with heart hands in front of this car while her dad stands in the road, required to shoot from multiple angles 🩷
I looked askance
(A word i didnt know how to pronounce til my 30s x)
(A word i didnt know how to pronounce til my 30s x)
(The centrist dad crush on Mordaunt was weird, she’s in no way ugly but there’s not one ounce of *sex* about her, you don’t look at her and think “she fucks”)
January 24, 2026 at 12:21 PM
I looked askance
(A word i didnt know how to pronounce til my 30s x)
(A word i didnt know how to pronounce til my 30s x)