Hannah
@teaforpterosaur.bsky.social
The most scandalocious little fish in the sea
A revenge body is for when *they* cheated on *you* hun
November 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
A revenge body is for when *they* cheated on *you* hun
For real tho what the fuck did he take
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
For real tho what the fuck did he take
You can actually do both things
November 9, 2025 at 10:08 AM
You can actually do both things
How are you not embarassed
November 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
How are you not embarassed
Honestly refuse to believe he can go ten times a day four days in a row, some of them must have been just sitting there
October 31, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Honestly refuse to believe he can go ten times a day four days in a row, some of them must have been just sitting there
Look who is "we", obviously I can't speak for everyone but I personally never experienced a milisecond of doubt about whether Virginia Giuffre was lying or not?
October 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Look who is "we", obviously I can't speak for everyone but I personally never experienced a milisecond of doubt about whether Virginia Giuffre was lying or not?
Meanwhile at The Guardian
October 20, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Meanwhile at The Guardian
Damn is the iPaper now being run by Laurence Fox
October 20, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Damn is the iPaper now being run by Laurence Fox
Lol I am not too worried
October 18, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Lol I am not too worried
Was it "she is 35 years old and a self-made billionaire, asking me is irrelevant"
October 15, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Was it "she is 35 years old and a self-made billionaire, asking me is irrelevant"
Like also where is she getting that Travis Kelce is racist? Did she have this energy for Matty "jerkin it to Ghetto Gaggers" Healy? Genuinely the second coming of Nicole Cliffe over here tbh
October 10, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Like also where is she getting that Travis Kelce is racist? Did she have this energy for Matty "jerkin it to Ghetto Gaggers" Healy? Genuinely the second coming of Nicole Cliffe over here tbh
I guess I would just not be such a bitchy snobby asshole idk
October 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I guess I would just not be such a bitchy snobby asshole idk
Maybe you shouldn't have done all those sex crimes and all that racketeering then x
October 3, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Maybe you shouldn't have done all those sex crimes and all that racketeering then x
Genuinely what the actual fuck
September 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Genuinely what the actual fuck
Guess how much these Murano glass lampwork dick emoji earrings are
September 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Guess how much these Murano glass lampwork dick emoji earrings are
I mean it's not more reductive than calling romance "chick lit" so
September 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I mean it's not more reductive than calling romance "chick lit" so
I can but, crucially, I won't.
September 6, 2025 at 7:39 AM
I can but, crucially, I won't.
September 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
"Amenable to lobbying" by being put on a list of traitors by the self-appointed fucken Gauleiter of Bluesky, Jesus Christ
August 31, 2025 at 8:28 PM
"Amenable to lobbying" by being put on a list of traitors by the self-appointed fucken Gauleiter of Bluesky, Jesus Christ