Kylie McClanahan
klmcclan.bsky.social
Kylie McClanahan
@klmcclan.bsky.social
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I’ll have what she’s having
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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March 1, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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AI World Clocks: https://clocks.brianmoore.com (h/t @nelson)
AI World Clocks
The current time as rendered by 9 different AI models. By Brian Moore.
clocks.brianmoore.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Computers were a skill. They were taught in classrooms as a skill. Skills give you power over your tools because you work them as an expert and that is leverage to multiply externally.

And then computers became an A/B tested telemetry-based advertising conduit to brains for SaaS recurring revenue.
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Frustrated farmer, placing his basket of fruit repeatedly in the same circular depression: "It keeps thinking these are dates!"
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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New favourite example of structural ambiguity
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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"On two occasions I have been asked, 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?'... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."

Charles Babbage, inventor of the mechanical computer, 1864
November 3, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Woman in bar: I just don't get it. I've got a successful book club, with a cult following of 3000 who will read any book I recommend. I'm desperate to help my favourite authors build an audience, but everyone I contact tells me to fuck off!

Exiled Nigerian prince: [heavy sigh] Tell me about it.
November 1, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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Happy logical operator Halloween! 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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one problem w/so many analogies is that we intuitively gravitate to useful stuff; there's no easy shorthand for something as obviously counterproductive and disastrous that still tracks. it feels more like saying "DraftKings is collaborating with Cal to register undergrads to bet on course outcomes"
“It’s not a partnership…If you switch out the product, we would never say, ‘Xerox is collaborating with San Francisco State to offer photocopiers to all the members of its community.’”
Big Tech Makes Cal State Its A.I. Training Ground
www.nytimes.com
October 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
October 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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I was trying to find an old tweet about Hamlet and Ophelia. Google AI thought I was accusing it of killing my dad, and also screwed up the most famous line in The Princess Bride.
October 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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October 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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There are reports that the *entire* office of special education at the US Dept of Education has been cut. These hardworking folks ensure kids with disabilities get equal access to a quality education.

America’s children deserve better than this.
October 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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OpenAI employees are very excited about how well their new AI tool can create fake videos of people doing crimes and have definitely thought through all the implications of this
September 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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my favorite subgenre of Halloween decoration is “skeleton of things that absolutely do not have skeletons”
September 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Ted Chiang:
"The task that generative A.I. has been most successful at is lowering our expectations, both of the things we read and of ourselves when we write [...]. It is a fundamentally dehumanizing technology because it treats us as less than what we are: creators and apprehenders of meaning."
December 17, 2024 at 11:50 AM
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this exists it is called thinking
September 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Have you seen it? It’s on AI Ultra. It’s literally on Flow. You can get it with Whisk. It’s on Mariner. It’s in Gemini or was it Bard? Dude, it’s on Claude. You can probably find it on Copilot. You can run it on Perplexity. You can prompt it on Poob. Log in to Poob right now. Poob has it for you.
Get in losers, this isn't your grandmother's lame AI. This is "next-gen AI" with "AI Ultra."

Do you want Flow, Whisk, and Mariner? This is how you get them (never mind asking what those are, it's not important).
September 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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you don’t understand bro, if we didn’t lie, no one would buy our product 😩
September 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM