itsonlybrad
@itsonlybrad.bsky.social
I’m Brad. I’m a nerd. I work in infosec. I like to cook and watch movies and shitpost. And yes guys, I’m single.
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I need an Olympic Curler to come and clean my kitchen floor
February 10, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I need an Olympic Curler to come and clean my kitchen floor
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They should've given Martin Short some sort of special Oscar for just the facial expressions he makes in this scene. bsky.app/profile/benc...
February 11, 2026 at 2:55 PM
They should've given Martin Short some sort of special Oscar for just the facial expressions he makes in this scene. bsky.app/profile/benc...
In the year of our lord 2026, lol lmao even
February 11, 2026 at 5:48 PM
In the year of our lord 2026, lol lmao even
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i sent you a 6-digit multi-factor authentication code, please respond.
February 11, 2026 at 3:30 PM
i sent you a 6-digit multi-factor authentication code, please respond.
But when you finally get to that level.
a man with a beard wearing a yellow jacket and black shirt
Alt: Gif of Nick Jonas approving of stunting on hoes with your Active Directory knowledge by doing a chef’s kiss gesture
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:29 PM
But when you finally get to that level.
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do you guys eat your popcorn by pretending you’re a lizard and only using your tongue, or the wrong way?
February 11, 2026 at 5:06 AM
do you guys eat your popcorn by pretending you’re a lizard and only using your tongue, or the wrong way?
If you're concerned about this you shouldn't be sending video off to the cloud at all. Once your data is up there, there may be residue after deletion. It can be accessed or stolen. There's no guarantees. It's why we should all be concerned about these cloud-based neighborhood surveillance networks.
February 11, 2026 at 5:21 AM
If you're concerned about this you shouldn't be sending video off to the cloud at all. Once your data is up there, there may be residue after deletion. It can be accessed or stolen. There's no guarantees. It's why we should all be concerned about these cloud-based neighborhood surveillance networks.
We salute you for your journalistic integrity
February 11, 2026 at 5:09 AM
We salute you for your journalistic integrity
@cloudflare.social provides services to many of these scam websites and refuses to take them down because they "can't verify" my detailed abuse reports. I've reported their inaction to the attorney general who apparently sent them a letter. Pathetic behavior.
February 11, 2026 at 5:05 AM
@cloudflare.social provides services to many of these scam websites and refuses to take them down because they "can't verify" my detailed abuse reports. I've reported their inaction to the attorney general who apparently sent them a letter. Pathetic behavior.
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Fact-checking the Bad Bunny halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Fact-checking the Bad Bunny halftime show
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Japanese folklore figure "Kuchisake-onna"
February 9, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Japanese folklore figure "Kuchisake-onna"
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i need an emotional support perogi
February 7, 2026 at 7:55 PM
i need an emotional support perogi
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We apologize for the brief suspension of @dril.bsky.social. While our automoderation tool correctly identified that he 'knew too much,' we regret the error.
February 4, 2026 at 5:35 PM
We apologize for the brief suspension of @dril.bsky.social. While our automoderation tool correctly identified that he 'knew too much,' we regret the error.
I’m the glittery dumpster fire
February 4, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I’m the glittery dumpster fire
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i love dns it always works great for me 👄✨
video was created by the luminary genius @citiesbydiana.bsky.social 🌆
video was created by the luminary genius @citiesbydiana.bsky.social 🌆
February 3, 2026 at 4:10 PM
i love dns it always works great for me 👄✨
video was created by the luminary genius @citiesbydiana.bsky.social 🌆
video was created by the luminary genius @citiesbydiana.bsky.social 🌆
*casually rips the vape as the judge reads me my charges
February 3, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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📣📣📣 TONIGHT!!
7pm George Howard Building in Ellicott City.
ICE is trying to open another facility in MD, this time in Elkridge. Come out to EC and tell them we want #iceout of our neighborhoods.
7pm George Howard Building in Ellicott City.
ICE is trying to open another facility in MD, this time in Elkridge. Come out to EC and tell them we want #iceout of our neighborhoods.
February 2, 2026 at 7:04 PM
📣📣📣 TONIGHT!!
7pm George Howard Building in Ellicott City.
ICE is trying to open another facility in MD, this time in Elkridge. Come out to EC and tell them we want #iceout of our neighborhoods.
7pm George Howard Building in Ellicott City.
ICE is trying to open another facility in MD, this time in Elkridge. Come out to EC and tell them we want #iceout of our neighborhoods.
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Fans Explain Why They Love K-Pop
Fans Explain Why They Love K-Pop
The Onion asked K-pop’s biggest fans to explain their devotion, in their own words.
theonion.com
February 2, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Fans Explain Why They Love K-Pop
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Truly the worst people you know are all connected
February 1, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Truly the worst people you know are all connected
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Federal judge has ordered the release of Liam Ramos (the bunny hat boy) and his father. A brief and rather remarkable order. Clearly written to be shared widely, so please do. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
January 31, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Federal judge has ordered the release of Liam Ramos (the bunny hat boy) and his father. A brief and rather remarkable order. Clearly written to be shared widely, so please do. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
The new numbers icon may as well be a big middle finger. The old app constantly tells you to delete itself and get the new app. The new app is full of up sell prompts for the subscription anytime you try to use feature that requires it (which of course you can't tell before hand). Fuck off Apple.
January 31, 2026 at 2:15 PM
The new numbers icon may as well be a big middle finger. The old app constantly tells you to delete itself and get the new app. The new app is full of up sell prompts for the subscription anytime you try to use feature that requires it (which of course you can't tell before hand). Fuck off Apple.
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Oh thank goodness. Now I can finally do my daily subroutines without waiting for it to circulate. The modern world!
would you believe i could not find any clips of the workout routine from blippo+ on youtube so i made one myself & now i expect us all to do this every morning
January 31, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Oh thank goodness. Now I can finally do my daily subroutines without waiting for it to circulate. The modern world!
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I didn't ask to be literate, this is bullshit!
January 31, 2026 at 7:28 AM
I didn't ask to be literate, this is bullshit!