David August ❌👑
@davidaugust.bsky.social
Actor. Writer. May have been in that thing you saw that one time (Dependent's Day, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Second City/Chicago Shakespeare). @davidaugust@mastodon.online
https://www.davidaugust.com/
https://www.davidaugust.com/
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David August ❌👑
@davidaugust.bsky.social
· Jan 30
You can now follow both my Mastodon and Threads accounts on Bluesky thanks to @ap.brid.gy.
My Mastodon as it appears on Bluesky:
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My Threads as it appears on Bluesky:
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My Mastodon as it appears on Bluesky:
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My Threads as it appears on Bluesky:
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Designed a new t-shirt. You should get one and go running wearing it*.
davidaugust.threadless.com/designs/i-am...
* may or may not provoke extreme responses.
#BombTech #EOD
davidaugust.threadless.com/designs/i-am...
* may or may not provoke extreme responses.
#BombTech #EOD
I am a bomb technician, if you see me running, try to catch up. Women's T-Shirt | David August's Artist Shop
I am a bomb technician, if you see me running, try to catch up. on Women's T-Shirt – Is it an IED, a cruise missile or a nuke? Think of it as a sudden workout.
davidaugust.threadless.com
December 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Designed a new t-shirt. You should get one and go running wearing it*.
davidaugust.threadless.com/designs/i-am...
* may or may not provoke extreme responses.
#BombTech #EOD
davidaugust.threadless.com/designs/i-am...
* may or may not provoke extreme responses.
#BombTech #EOD
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Reposted by David August ❌👑
Editorial cartoonist @dennisgoris.bsky.social is exceptional.
Please follow and share (&credit his work).
Please follow and share (&credit his work).
December 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Editorial cartoonist @dennisgoris.bsky.social is exceptional.
Please follow and share (&credit his work).
Please follow and share (&credit his work).
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The top is after Trump’s DOJ redactions below is without, I can almost figure out who they are protecting
December 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The top is after Trump’s DOJ redactions below is without, I can almost figure out who they are protecting
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Reposted by David August ❌👑
Reposted by David August ❌👑
Reposted by David August ❌👑
On Christmas Day, December 25, 2025, at 9:20 am EST, four ICE goons kidnapped a man in Fairview, New Jersey.
December 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
On Christmas Day, December 25, 2025, at 9:20 am EST, four ICE goons kidnapped a man in Fairview, New Jersey.
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look at this crazy jello my mom makes
December 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
look at this crazy jello my mom makes
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Reposted by David August ❌👑
Honestly im shocked
Well
Not that shocked
Well
Not that shocked
Salesforce regrets firing 4000 experienced staff and replacing them with AI
Salesforces has entered a phase of public reckoning after senior executives publicly admitted that the company overestimated AI’s readiness
maarthandam.com
December 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Honestly im shocked
Well
Not that shocked
Well
Not that shocked
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The irony of MAGA supporters spending the day celebrating a brown-skinned middle eastern couple seeking refuge in a foreign land.
December 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The irony of MAGA supporters spending the day celebrating a brown-skinned middle eastern couple seeking refuge in a foreign land.
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Reposted by David August ❌👑
December 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Happy Holidays! Dad joke, macabre pun? I don’t know, I just hope search and rescue finds him in one piece. 😳😝🎄🛩️🔥
#MerryChristmas #RudolphTheRedNosedReindeer #holidays
#MerryChristmas #RudolphTheRedNosedReindeer #holidays
December 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Happy Holidays! Dad joke, macabre pun? I don’t know, I just hope search and rescue finds him in one piece. 😳😝🎄🛩️🔥
#MerryChristmas #RudolphTheRedNosedReindeer #holidays
#MerryChristmas #RudolphTheRedNosedReindeer #holidays
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Sonnet 033 - XXXIII
Full many a glorious morning have I seen
Flatter the mountain tops with sovereign eye,
Kissing with golden face the meadows green,
Gilding pale streams with heavenly alchemy;
Anon permit the basest clouds to ride
With ugly rack on his celestial face,
And from the forlorn […]
Full many a glorious morning have I seen
Flatter the mountain tops with sovereign eye,
Kissing with golden face the meadows green,
Gilding pale streams with heavenly alchemy;
Anon permit the basest clouds to ride
With ugly rack on his celestial face,
And from the forlorn […]
Original post on bots.krohsnest.com
bots.krohsnest.com
December 25, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Sonnet 033 - XXXIII
Full many a glorious morning have I seen
Flatter the mountain tops with sovereign eye,
Kissing with golden face the meadows green,
Gilding pale streams with heavenly alchemy;
Anon permit the basest clouds to ride
With ugly rack on his celestial face,
And from the forlorn […]
Full many a glorious morning have I seen
Flatter the mountain tops with sovereign eye,
Kissing with golden face the meadows green,
Gilding pale streams with heavenly alchemy;
Anon permit the basest clouds to ride
With ugly rack on his celestial face,
And from the forlorn […]
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"Actors are agents of change. A film, a piece of theatre, a piece of music or a book can make a difference. It can change the world."
—Alan Rickman
#Acting #coaching #inspiration #actingcoach #actingcoaching #actorslife
—Alan Rickman
#Acting #coaching #inspiration #actingcoach #actingcoaching #actorslife
December 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
"Actors are agents of change. A film, a piece of theatre, a piece of music or a book can make a difference. It can change the world."
—Alan Rickman
#Acting #coaching #inspiration #actingcoach #actingcoaching #actorslife
—Alan Rickman
#Acting #coaching #inspiration #actingcoach #actingcoaching #actorslife
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"The hardest part of acting is not being guaranteed work. Every job could be your last."
—Henry Cavill
#Acting #coaching #inspiration #actingcoach #actingcoaching #actorslife
—Henry Cavill
#Acting #coaching #inspiration #actingcoach #actingcoaching #actorslife
December 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
"The hardest part of acting is not being guaranteed work. Every job could be your last."
—Henry Cavill
#Acting #coaching #inspiration #actingcoach #actingcoaching #actorslife
—Henry Cavill
#Acting #coaching #inspiration #actingcoach #actingcoaching #actorslife
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If that doesn’t play here because zuck doesn’t want it to, go here: https://alugha.com/videos/faa16010-e02f-11f0-8992-f3686b645344
December 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
If that doesn’t play here because zuck doesn’t want it to, go here: https://alugha.com/videos/faa16010-e02f-11f0-8992-f3686b645344
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President who is implicated in sex crimes against children, which are being revealed now, calls children.
His staff hates him too.
🤮
#USpol
RE: https://www.threads.com/@aaronparnas/post/DSqXP01Eiy-
His staff hates him too.
🤮
#USpol
RE: https://www.threads.com/@aaronparnas/post/DSqXP01Eiy-
Aaron Parnas (@aaronparnas) on Threads
Donald Trump calling kids on Christmas: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you? Caller: I am eight
www.threads.com
December 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
President who is implicated in sex crimes against children, which are being revealed now, calls children.
His staff hates him too.
🤮
#USpol
RE: https://www.threads.com/@aaronparnas/post/DSqXP01Eiy-
His staff hates him too.
🤮
#USpol
RE: https://www.threads.com/@aaronparnas/post/DSqXP01Eiy-
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The Nutcracker
December 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The Nutcracker
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Visions of sugar plums dance in her head.
December 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Visions of sugar plums dance in her head.
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How does one stumble upon a million more documents?
December 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
How does one stumble upon a million more documents?
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CARTOON OF THE YEAR!
December 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
CARTOON OF THE YEAR!
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The most disastrous president of my lifetime, which is quite the accomplishment when geeDub and Trump exist
December 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The most disastrous president of my lifetime, which is quite the accomplishment when geeDub and Trump exist